I’m newborn and I ken’t git up

Ehn!

I’m just born and I ken’t turn over!

ehn! ehn! ehn! [feets waving]

Yi Y., nice pick.

Love the ‘modesty’ tail. Great submishe, Yi Y.—we’re speechless too.

Clusterphobes Beware

Where’s Jack?? Is Ninja Jack hidinks?
[flat silence]

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C’mon boy!  Come out where we can see him!  Oh wherrre can Jack be??
Put the camera away and we can talk.
Jack Jack wants to come out where we can see, so Jack Jack can samplesome the bourguignon that Mommy’s got marinating, when it’s beingdinnertimes!
[exasperated sigh]

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OK, let’s get one thing straight, lady: You blog this, and the laundry basket tastes vinegar vengeance, got it?
Ohhhh there’s my Jackie booooyyy!!!

Heh.  Thanks, Finn.  (There’s "mountain fresh" bleach in the hall closet.)

Just Pom’min around

Any of you that read this blog with any regularity know that when I laid eyes on this Pomeranian, I could not speak for three hours. It muted me!

So, join me now, will you? as we [sweeping arm gesture] jump on the Pomwagon:

Nice work, Cristina J.—we like eet too.

PleeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeease??

Oh oh oh oh please oh PLEEEASE play with meeeee???

YAAYYYYY play play play play play play play!

Wruff & stuff, Ceebs! …and Elvis, of course!

Onwards Furbrow Soldiers

THE FURBROW IS OFFISHE!

It’s Rule of Cuteness #31, thanks to Jorden C., "Toasty" the queen of the Furrow, and YOU (with all yer opinions.)

Let’s just say that the ‘Furbrow’ is almost always accompanied by a "Baroo?!"

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A new rule of cuteness? What do you think?

Pug/Dach mix "Henry" is displaying what might possibly be a new rule of Cuteness. I’ll let The People™ decide. This potential new rule has to do with the "eyebrow" area, because furry brows enhance the "chub" category and the "Puppy dog eyes" category.

But can it stand on it’s own as "upward furbrows"?

Can. it. standonit’sown? [Shatner voice]

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Only the People can judge. Oh, and sender-inner Sadie K.

Oh, you did not just send this in!

Madi! Madi! Com’mere here Girl! C’mere! Commmme on!

Look at the bumper stickie! Look at it!

Paws up, Madi! Good girl! paws UP! [holds up treat]

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ooooooh, Loooook, Madi! Loooooooook!

Sniff the sticker, Madi! Look at eeeet!

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Stephanie M.—I lof you so moishe. HOORAY for the bumpère stickères!

Patty O’ Furniture

Little Patty and her mama enjoy a Guinness on the veranda—er—patio

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Ingrid B we love Smila and your Flickr photostream!

 

Infintessimallissimo

Hey, it’s "Pumpkin" the puppitude. He’s sitting on DOLL CLOTHES, OMG HE’S SO SMALL

JK, Peeps. He’s sitting on regular laundry.

But he’s still infintessimallissimo.

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Check out "Pumpkin" here, he’s SITTING ON A PIN CUSHION, OMG HE MUST BE ONE INCH LONG

JK, he’s lying on a regular pillow.

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Jamie G.—you had us all going there for a min…

Continuing adventures of SuperPup

It’s "SuuuuuuuuuuuuupppperPuuuuuuuuuup" [Flying by sounds]

Looking for evil wherever eet lurks!

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Dee evil!

I shall step on it’s face, "Ehn!"

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Evil-fighter "Coco" sent in by Denise P. Gotta love the ‘back-legs-kickin’-like-no-tomorrow’ defense…