Mama Don’t Let Yer Babies Grow Up to Be Chocolate

Don’t let ‘em pick guitars
and drive them old trucks
Make ‘em be doctors and lawyers and such


Mama don’t let your babies grow up to be Chocolate
They’ll never stay home
and they’re always alone
even with someone they love

OK OK OK, that’s not true at all, Mike M.

The 1.5 Pound Gardener

1.5 pound rough and tough
Gardeningk Pup,
Put some dirt down,
She’ll dig it right up


Got an empty pot?
She’ll drag it over here
Waving her ‘tocks,
Tail, and pinktastic ears

C'mon back

Allison P., I think you have a good show title for a TLC series.

Happy Mother’s Day, Peeps

Happy Mother’s Day!

To all Moms, Grandmoms, Step-Moms, Mr. Moms, Mom-in-laws, MoFos, all ya’ll, this one’s for you!


Priceless look on her face, Kat! And love the McSquirmerson action going on there…

250 Chihuahuas enter, one leaves

My fave peeps over at SFGate (in this case, writer Janine DeFao) have a great article on the search for America’s Fastest Chihuahua in a race held in lovely San Bruno, CA today. It’s some great stuff: "When the gates opened, most of the nearly 250 pint-size competitors ran incircles, veered off course, stopped to sniff each other or even take a pottybreak in the middle of the track." woooo!

Lance Iverson Rulez
And this little guy is all: "Snax?"

Snack Sniffer Outer
Shea S., thanks for the link—great work.

Good morning, Baybees

This has got to be the most ridiculous post ever, but here goes. Two great tastes, that taste great together; The Hoff and pups:


As seen on the fabulous DListed and sent in by Theo D. ;)

I got eyes in the backamyhead

I see you…



How great is this lil’ Bering Sea guy? Only three weeks old, and packing on the pounds.

Reminds me of Blubber, by Judy Blume. Right, sender-inner Carl R.?

Paging Gene Simmons








Angel G., who is the GENIUS that came up with mini-meat bones? OMG

Grab your inhaler—you’re gonna need it

Ksssshhhhh! [inhaler sound]

I give you Jack, the bebe Puggle!

Jack’s all: "I’m hangin’ in there, Peeps! Just like the poster says!"

It's a little ways down.

Ksssshhhhh! [inhaler sound again]

You’ve GOT to be kidding us, Melanie M-L.

Make mine with ketchup and mustard plz

Mmmmmm, hot Dachshund puppies heah! Get your hot puppies heah!

Deleecious [reaching for sauerkraut]

Grass gets me every time…

People, images of pups in grass get me every time. I swears.

Please check out thees ‘Papillon’ pup Willow…


Bon, Caren B. BON!

Real_papillonP.S. REAL Papillon "Guiseppe" sez: "Wot am I? Chopped lee-vares?" (As sent in by Lindze ;)


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