I got a date with Richard Branson

Let’s get this thing going. Branson and I are taking this basket around the world. Allll I need to do is attach the enormous Macy’s Day Parade bone-shaped balloon and we’re Audi 5000.

MUSH! [paw up]

One_paw_up_2

Oh dear, the sender-inner’s name is nowhere to be found at the moment, but I shall update post-haste!

Mr. Wrinkles McSmooshersons, Esquire the Third

Ladies, there is not enough Botox in the WORLD to solve mah problems. The name is McSmooshersons. Wrinkles..McSmooshersons.

Try not to soft-kronche my nose roll.

Wrinklesz

Sway W….You rocketh.

Tocksicity

These ‘tocks are over the top.They must be stopped.

Tocksicicity

Erin M., you know what you have to do.

Burrrrito* pup sez:

HOLA MUCHACHOES!

Bureeeeterhe

* Don’t forget to roll your rrrr’s, Laura E.!

She’s a MANIAC

Maniac!

Maniac!

Right here on the floorrrrr!

Flash pup!

Sherry… I think your "FlashPup" is gonna make it into the ballet…

Um, this picture could not get ANY fluffier

Um, are these labradoodles? I think they are… And could this sheep-skin-Labradoodle scene get any fluffier? The answer is none. None more fluffier.

Non_stop_fluffiness

OK, the scene would actually be fluffier if THIS GUY suddenly crawled out. But that’s the only way. Right Sarah E.?

Boxère Intérieur Déesigns

You need an énteriorr deesignarre to help you spruce up zee apartmont? Considère Boxère Intérieur Déesigns. We use zuh lime green shag on AAUL hour déesigns. Zuh clee-onts, zey lof eet. You cannot go wrong wis zuh lime. Eet ees more—how do you say?— éxpénséeve, but zuh lime—she ees worss eet. [sips Champagne from dog flute bowl] Weh.

Bon!

Kim A. and boxer Béatrice, Merci infinement.

It’s pug Central…

…and I’ll post pugs if I want to

pugs if I want to

pugs if I want to

Pug_central

You’d post pugs too if it happened toooooo you[Right Elizabeth B.?] (Oh, and I assume the ‘B’ stands for Burberry?

You can almost hear the happy snorting

That must be coming from this pug-a-ru, Murphy. He’s monopolizing the mini-fish pond. I bet the fish in there are all: "Ehn! this suuuuux!"

And will you please check out the over-the-nose flap/roll on Murphy? That roll should have a special name. Like: "Schnozzleroll" or something.

Pug_bath

Introducing: “MUZZLEFLAPS”

People, brilliant sender-inner Maria A. says: this pup comes "complete with ‘muzzleflaps’. MUZZLEFLAPS!!!

LOL, Peeps! Faw realsz. Just need little silver women sillouette on thar.

Muzzleflaps

There needs to be a name for Cocker Spaniel toupées too, Maria.

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