Stowaway!

YARRRRRRRRRRRRH! [pops out of bag]

Didn’t think I joined you on the trip, did ye?

Avast! Hand over that Freedom Fry with all speed! [licks chops]

Stowaway

Elsa C., I think you’re in for a keel-haulin’.

I dare you to throw me in

Try it.

I dare you. [increasingly nervous shifty eyes]

I’mtewtally ready.

Unlike last time. [Chihuahua shiver]

I'm ready this time

Kristin H., does "Kiki" pup have a tiny foam beer cozie too?

Must…glurp…ferde

Please check out the attempted glurping of food particles by these slippy/slidey tie-tie pups.

They’re all: "pull a dogsled? in your dreams, Bro. Now pass the Ranch Dressing stat."

I think they're eating Bacon Bits

Delicious glurps go to Suzi L. ;)

Delicious McDonkersons

Check out the look on this pup’s face.

First, he checks out the flavor of this donk:

UR forelock has a flavor

Then, he’s all:"Meession Accompleeshed!" [eyes crossed]

Redonkulous Meession Accompleeshed [head tilt]

Whatevs,  Kelley L., you’re inthsane! :D

‘Tocks up, Hocks out

Oh, for reals, People.

All this puppeh needs is a cape—a short one, so we don’t cover up her hocks’n tocks combo:

I am carpet.  Hear me floor.

Excellent work, sender-inner Eva H. ;)

Rule of Cuteness #THIRTY FIVE (I can’t believe we’re on 35 already)

If you try and eat your own appendage, it’s cute. [insert Ron Jeremy joke here]

aRrrrng aRrrrng aRrrrng

Foot_in_mouf

Alexandra R. says this is Maverick, a beagle and ESTEEMED DAILY PUPPY. You must go see his other photos. You will dieeeee!

Pup-O-gami

1. Lay puppy on flat surface

2. Mountain-fold the small ear flap in half

3. Raise leg flaps, straighten the moist nosicle

4. Crimp the belly

5. Voila! Puppy origami! hei!

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Hope you are getting some sleep Higgey Boo Boo! (Carolyn H.)

You gotta little something on yer chin there

Keetleeck

…yeth, ith ma thung.  Hol thill, almoth dun…

Spotted on MichelleMyBelle’s Vox, according to the Carroll County Times in Westminster, MD, this mama’huahua is named "Sprinkle".  (Let’s assume the best.)  The keeeteeen is "Bindi".

Take…these ridiculous things off

…Or, I shall poop on your bed.

At night.

While you sleep.

And you will roll in eet.

Scratch-free floors, redonkulous Pup

Beth L., Beth L., Beth L. [shaking head] is it really worth eet? [giggle]

It’s a dog-walk-dog-walk-dog world, People

Have you ever heard of "the blind leading the blind" (or in my case, "the blond leading the blond"?)

What is this, People—our dogs have to WALK themselfs now?

Actually, it’s not a bad idea.

Dogwalkdog

J.R.B., you’re a fine Flickr-er and sender-inner. ;)

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