Rule of Cuteness #THIRTY FIVE (I can’t believe we’re on 35 already)

If you try and eat your own appendage, it’s cute. [insert Ron Jeremy joke here]

aRrrrng aRrrrng aRrrrng

Foot_in_mouf

Alexandra R. says this is Maverick, a beagle and ESTEEMED DAILY PUPPY. You must go see his other photos. You will dieeeee!

Pup-O-gami

1. Lay puppy on flat surface

2. Mountain-fold the small ear flap in half

3. Raise leg flaps, straighten the moist nosicle

4. Crimp the belly

5. Voila! Puppy origami! hei!

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Hope you are getting some sleep Higgey Boo Boo! (Carolyn H.)

You gotta little something on yer chin there

Keetleeck

…yeth, ith ma thung.  Hol thill, almoth dun…

Spotted on MichelleMyBelle’s Vox, according to the Carroll County Times in Westminster, MD, this mama’huahua is named "Sprinkle".  (Let’s assume the best.)  The keeeteeen is "Bindi".

Take…these ridiculous things off

…Or, I shall poop on your bed.

At night.

While you sleep.

And you will roll in eet.

Scratch-free floors, redonkulous Pup

Beth L., Beth L., Beth L. [shaking head] is it really worth eet? [giggle]

It’s a dog-walk-dog-walk-dog world, People

Have you ever heard of "the blind leading the blind" (or in my case, "the blond leading the blond"?)

What is this, People—our dogs have to WALK themselfs now?

Actually, it’s not a bad idea.

Dogwalkdog

J.R.B., you’re a fine Flickr-er and sender-inner. ;)

EXTREME muzzle-pow-sche

EXTREEEEEEEEEME!!! [guitar riff]

Also, please note the TEEENIEST of ear floppage.

Wot a perfect juxtaposishe of teeny and gynormous.

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Rockin’, Sharpei Scooby and brave photographer Amy T. ;)

Um…. OK.

Well, I guess you better just…

go on ahead there.

Yup…

Rule of Cuteness #34: If your tail curls up, it’s cute

"Peewee" pup was adopted to become a full-time companion.

Do you think there was a little sign at the pet adoption place that said: "Best muzzle-pow-sche evar."

I think serhe.

Peewee

Lindsay G., Thanks for adding ANOTHER tail rule.

We interupt Moosday to bring you this Pirate Pom

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Shiver me cardboards!

Avast, ye kibbles! [charges]

Ramming speeeeeeeed!

Remember, Tessa H., take the toilet paper tube off when you’re done, and don’t forget Talk Like A Pirate Day is September 19.

Moosday: Another poser

What IS IT with Moosday and all the posers? Look at how ridiculous this is; a paper pup outfit and gallon o’ milk.

Wannabe

[snicker]OK, OK, I gotta give you props for that, Whitney H.