The 1.5 Pound Gardener

1.5 pound rough and tough
Gardeningk Pup,
Put some dirt down,
She’ll dig it right up

Dirteh

Got an empty pot?
She’ll drag it over here
Waving her ‘tocks,
Tail, and pinktastic ears

C'mon back

Allison P., I think you have a good show title for a TLC series.

Happy Mother’s Day, Peeps

Happy Mother’s Day!

To all Moms, Grandmoms, Step-Moms, Mr. Moms, Mom-in-laws, MoFos, all ya’ll, this one’s for you!

Proudmum

Priceless look on her face, Kat! And love the McSquirmerson action going on there…

250 Chihuahuas enter, one leaves

My fave peeps over at SFGate (in this case, writer Janine DeFao) have a great article on the search for America’s Fastest Chihuahua in a race held in lovely San Bruno, CA today. It’s some great stuff: "When the gates opened, most of the nearly 250 pint-size competitors ran incircles, veered off course, stopped to sniff each other or even take a pottybreak in the middle of the track." woooo!

Lance Iverson Rulez
And this little guy is all: "Snax?"

Snack Sniffer Outer
Shea S., thanks for the link—great work.

Good morning, Baybees

This has got to be the most ridiculous post ever, but here goes. Two great tastes, that taste great together; The Hoff and pups:

Thehoffkids

As seen on the fabulous DListed and sent in by Theo D. ;)

I got eyes in the backamyhead

I see you…

I SEE YOU STARING AT MY TAIL NUBBINS!

Slushee

How great is this lil’ Bering Sea guy? Only three weeks old, and packing on the pounds.

Reminds me of Blubber, by Judy Blume. Right, sender-inner Carl R.?

Paging Gene Simmons

Muuuuuuuuust

Reeeeeeeeach

Or

I

Shall

Periiiiish

Mustreach

Angel G., who is the GENIUS that came up with mini-meat bones? OMG

Grab your inhaler—you’re gonna need it

Ksssshhhhh! [inhaler sound]

I give you Jack, the bebe Puggle!

Jack’s all: "I’m hangin’ in there, Peeps! Just like the poster says!"

It's a little ways down.

Ksssshhhhh! [inhaler sound again]

You’ve GOT to be kidding us, Melanie M-L.

Make mine with ketchup and mustard plz

Mmmmmm, hot Dachshund puppies heah! Get your hot puppies heah!

Deleecious [reaching for sauerkraut]

Grass gets me every time…

People, images of pups in grass get me every time. I swears.

Please check out thees ‘Papillon’ pup Willow…

Dee_grass

Bon, Caren B. BON!

Real_papillonP.S. REAL Papillon "Guiseppe" sez: "Wot am I? Chopped lee-vares?" (As sent in by Lindze ;)

Special on aisle 7: sleeping puppies in tubs

[heard over microphone] "sleeping pups on aisle seven, next to the bath caulk and bull nose tiles. Get ‘em while they last, limited time only, one per customer"

Sleeping_tub_pupple

Load up the cart, Jessica F.! (‘Ivana" pup is dreaming about the ‘I shall leeck you‘ category of this site.)