HAPPY FOURTH, People!

[grabbing Pomeranian-sized Sparklers]Woooooooooooo!

Happy_fourth

Jon D and "Pnut" the Pom celebrate good times, come on!

Corgitude

And now, un petit peu de Corgitude: [Corgage looks up in field of clover]

Corgeh

SCALE, PEOPLE! SCALE! WOOOOOOOOOO!

Scaled_corgeh

And now, rompage…

Rompitude

OK, the tongue on the side has not been lost on us, Hannah S.!

Muzzlest of powshes

If you lean in close

you can feel the puppy bref

if you lean in close

you can feel leetle wheeskares

if you lean in close

you might have to take a bite

Muzzlepowshe_copy_2

Eric S., brillo work…

Bedtime story? I got yer bedtime story

Dr. Seuss is sooooo great, kids, but you know what would really put you to sleep?

A little Tolstoy, heh heh. Let me introduce you to my leetle friend War and Peace.

Cookie_does_dr_suess


Carol A., that pup looks like a Mensa member.

Monche monche… [pause] monche.

How hilare is it when a puppeh has a moncheable toy, and they monche on it, pause, then go back to monche-ing.

[shifty eyes/pause] monche monche. [shifty eyes/pause] monche monche.

Moinche

Nibbles to sender-inner Jenn and puppeh "Evey".

Holy tortuous desk job

BOSS PUP SEZ: "Stop surfing the Internets for dresses and get back to selling auto glass!" [walks away in a huff]

Stuck_in_the_glass_store

Middletown Glass sent this one in… wot a meeeean boss.

There once was a curled up pup…

Like dessert, she fit in a cup
marbled and carameled,
We all were like "Delectabuhls!"
"two bites would surely be enough."

Curleduppup

Dawn S., "Little Cow" is prosh. And don’t call me Shirley.

Smooshed gutulence

must…

break…

free…

[Sender-inner Melissa says her pug "Captain Bosco Smushface, The Annihilator" is only playing the victim.]

Smoooshed

Don’t rollover, Joe…!

What? She’s just doing what we’re all thinking

Reports sender-inner Jo R.; "My friend Ellen was over with Lola the pup, and as we were all sitting around talking, I noticed some covert, spontaneous ear-cronching. Lola seemed unconcerned."

thank you for the report, Jo. These things happen.

Keyronsche

D.C.O.X.C.U.: (The ‘D’ is for deeleeshous’)

Deeelishous

Happy Father’s Day!

Time for Dad to do what he likes best. Share the couch with THREE ANI-PALS!

Fathers_day

Kat J.

Happy Father’s Day, everyone.

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