Perfect Puppitude + Wall-pay-pères

Look, People, I KNOW you think you have the PERFECT PUPPEH.

But allow me to introduce you to Exhibit "B", the most perfectly prosh pup; I geev you: Lucy. She is like the poster girl of Pups.

Purr

If you like, you can cleeck on dee pics, and they will pop up in their own window. AT WEESH POINT YOU CAN RIGHT-CLEECK and SAVE AS WALL-PAY-PÈRES!

or:

Small Wallpaper (800 px wide)

Gynormous Wallpaper(3008 px wide)

Purrrrrrr

Chief Sister Officer, is THIS the type of puppeh you want?

Susan B., you actually DO have the cutest puppeh in the world.

Heavy drinker

Dude, is this the FIRST drink this puppeh has HAD? Take a look as his belleh fills up with air and water. You know what they say; glurpitty. Slurpitty.

Oh, and BEFORE and AFTERS:

BeforeGutulence

Sender-inner Darci G., you can PICK ‘EM!

No Scribbles, No!

The_more_youll_coCompletely innocent and alert ready Shalini was walking the beach with her pup Lucy, minding their own business, when Lucy was suddenly "mercilessly attacked by a ravenous, bloodthirsty, vampire puppeh that MAY HAVE BEEN "Scribbles"

[Head shaking in shaming motion]

Thankfully, they were able to get away from this menace to pup-ciety, unharmed, and "with "tocks intact."

Thank God, Shalini.

When_puppies_attack

Let this be a lesson to all ya’ll.

When “Scribbles” attacks!

…It’s not pretty.

Check out his "crazy eyes" while he’s going in for the KILL.

Wash_out

NO, Scribbles! NO!

Gah

LOL, Briana S. Serious—L to the O to the L.

“Ruppy Pabbit”

[Pup pops up]

Baroo?

Ruppy_pabbit_2

"Blaze" the (bebeh French bulldog) "Ruppy Pabbit" sent in by Martha W.

Arrrrrrrraaagggghhhhhhhlll [Chewbacca sound]

RAAAALLLGR! [Looks skyward]

RAAAAAALLLGH!

Chewy_is_that_you

Julia H.—you should be frozen in carbonite for sending that in.

The More You Know: Sitting on Others

The_more_you_know2People,

When you sit on a kitteh, however absentmindedly, make sure he can still breathe.

Because, kittehs need air too. [head tilt]

The More You Know. [nodding action with music in the background]

Bangkok

Sure, this photo looks like it was taken in Bangkok 17 years ago, Justin D., but the message is STILL just as valuable today.

Michelle B., great work on the TMYK logo.

Hurry UP Dude

Pup: Dude, I got my eating scarf on and everything. HURRY IT UP with those Snausages [That’s Snausages In a Blanket -Ed.] Do you think I have all night?

Woolly

Molly W., I never thought you’d like like your dog either. [Shaking head] Don’t make me file this under “Matchingks.”

Folds of fur betwixt your fingers

You can almost FEEEEL the fur! Reach! Reach toward the screen!!!

Ehn!

Even_his_tail_is_wrinkled

He looks clean, too. Nice pawsitude, Duncan the pup, and sender-inner Megan M.

Pouting on Caturday

ANOTHER non-cat pouting about "Caturday". I know, I know, it’s tough.But cats NEED one day a week to call their own. Bokay? How about wegive you "Corgtember"? Would that make you feel better?

Corgtember
Hot Dog
, originally uploaded by Octal Khan.

Great submishe, sender-inner Lori W.! ;)

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