Honey, pass me my glasses case

…[double take]

Wait a min…

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Um, Amanda L., that puppeh is redonk. Did he come as a glasses cleaner ?

Sunshine… on my schnozzle… makes me happeee! [sing in John Denver voice]

Sunshine in my eyyyyyyyyyyes makes me cryyyyyyyyyeeeeee

Baroo!

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Catherine S., if you think about it, I bet you can come up with EVEN MO’ lyrics!!! come on, People, let’s hear ‘em!

Holy Midwest Floods!

People! Are there floods near you? I’ve been hearin’ about the midwest going nuts with all the water!Eep!

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Kelsey S.,  get thee to a higher elevation!

Double shifty eyes

Er…

Make yerself, uh. Comfortable, there.

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Looks like you’ve got a built-in pup bed, there, Kevin (and sender-inner Katie S.)

No soft kronsche here!

Heres…. rrrrr

…what we… Arrrrrrrr…THINK OF YOU!

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Right on, Rachel B.!

Perfect Puppitude + Wall-pay-pères

Look, People, I KNOW you think you have the PERFECT PUPPEH.

But allow me to introduce you to Exhibit "B", the most perfectly prosh pup; I geev you: Lucy. She is like the poster girl of Pups.

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If you like, you can cleeck on dee pics, and they will pop up in their own window. AT WEESH POINT YOU CAN RIGHT-CLEECK and SAVE AS WALL-PAY-PÈRES!

or:

Small Wallpaper (800 px wide)

Gynormous Wallpaper(3008 px wide)

Purrrrrrr

Chief Sister Officer, is THIS the type of puppeh you want?

Susan B., you actually DO have the cutest puppeh in the world.

Heavy drinker

Dude, is this the FIRST drink this puppeh has HAD? Take a look as his belleh fills up with air and water. You know what they say; glurpitty. Slurpitty.

Oh, and BEFORE and AFTERS:

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Sender-inner Darci G., you can PICK ‘EM!

No Scribbles, No!

The_more_youll_coCompletely innocent and alert ready Shalini was walking the beach with her pup Lucy, minding their own business, when Lucy was suddenly "mercilessly attacked by a ravenous, bloodthirsty, vampire puppeh that MAY HAVE BEEN "Scribbles"

[Head shaking in shaming motion]

Thankfully, they were able to get away from this menace to pup-ciety, unharmed, and "with "tocks intact."

Thank God, Shalini.

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Let this be a lesson to all ya’ll.

When “Scribbles” attacks!

…It’s not pretty.

Check out his "crazy eyes" while he’s going in for the KILL.

Wash_out

NO, Scribbles! NO!

Gah

LOL, Briana S. Serious—L to the O to the L.

“Ruppy Pabbit”

[Pup pops up]

Baroo?

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"Blaze" the (bebeh French bulldog) "Ruppy Pabbit" sent in by Martha W.

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