People, this is why I love you so moishe

Sender-inner Edwin A. wrote in with only the highest praise for his family’s new puppeh. He goes on to say that the pup’s cutest feature are her feet. (Well, obvy, that falls into Rule #10!)

Softnays

Then, before I had a chance to brace myself, the best shot ever… MAKING A SANDWEESHE WITH PAWS!

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Edwin A., there should be 1 meellion clones of you.

HALLOWEEN IS ONLY 30 DAYS AWAY! OMG!

Hey, ruhmember us, the outrageous pups dressed as your fave fast foods? Of course you do!

Because there is NO BETTER dog costume than the faux-legs-front-paws-Mr. Krispy Kreme (at left)

Halloweenies

Eat it, Richard H.! (Hey, do you have a costume yet!?

Pup with an Extreme ‘Tude

Like, Oh, My GAWD NO WAY. He said that? What a deck.

Oh, I would NOT listen to Kelly. She is such a betch.

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Gag me with a spooon, Imvae! Tubular pic.

Meanwhile, over on Tatooine

Sky LukePupper has his first visit to the beach.

[Obligatory Chewbacca yell]

Sand_snorter

Ehn!-HANCE!

[I think I just saw a sand kernel fly into his schnozzle]

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Excellent puppy chronicling, Erik J. ;)

Soooo tie-tie + tail nubbins

Weh, I am a Francyche Bull dog puppeh. [Sigh]

No mattères how many of zuh bon bons you try and tempt moi weeth, I shall stay like dees. [mini snores and gut heaves]

Ooof

[Nods off again] Leslie F., I suggest you usher Monsieur back eento beds.

Remember when you asked “who would buy these things?”

Now

You

Know.

Bootages

(Model pose) Cute Overload eXtreme Close Up (That’s what ‘COXCU’ stands for, Sydni H.):

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Eeep! What are you DOINGKS (besides entertaining us),  Christine Y.!?

Partying like it’s Maltese ’99

You think kittehs can party like it’s Maltese 99?

Caturday? I got ‘chur Caturday right HEAH

Just try and chug Dulce de Leche like a Maltese, Bitches!

Caturday_rocker

Sender-Inner Abbey E. and pup “Mr. Higgins” go WILD!

Carpool’s here!

[Handing you lunchpail and jacket]

Have a good day, Hon.

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Working on a Caturday, Jean-Sebastien I.?

Shake it off, Puppeh

This pup has got to shake it off.

Can’t blame heem. (Everybaddy just bounce, bounce.)

Patreek W., not only are you the best Salonist, but the best Sender-Inner…

Miss March and “Yoda” the pup

"Overload of Cute, this calendar will be" [Say in Yoda voice]

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Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Lauren E., what a super prosh puppulence.

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