Partying like it’s Maltese ’99

You think kittehs can party like it’s Maltese 99?

Caturday? I got ‘chur Caturday right HEAH

Just try and chug Dulce de Leche like a Maltese, Bitches!

Caturday_rocker

Sender-Inner Abbey E. and pup “Mr. Higgins” go WILD!

Carpool’s here!

[Handing you lunchpail and jacket]

Have a good day, Hon.

Carpools_here

Working on a Caturday, Jean-Sebastien I.?

Shake it off, Puppeh

This pup has got to shake it off.

Can’t blame heem. (Everybaddy just bounce, bounce.)

Patreek W., not only are you the best Salonist, but the best Sender-Inner…

Miss March and “Yoda” the pup

"Overload of Cute, this calendar will be" [Say in Yoda voice]

And_were_back_3

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee, Lauren E., what a super prosh puppulence.

Welcome to Cute Overload, People

OK, OK< I don’t usually post Peeps with their petz, but something about this pic made me think; ‘Oh, what nice Girls, I shall post their picture!’ Because you know what, People, the site is all about you.

And me. Well mostly me.

AND YOU!!! You.

Coodlums

Thanks for the puppage, Emily W., he sure is prosh!!! I bet you ate his ears after this pic was taken.

Wedding guest thinks of nothing but open bar

OMG. Get a load of Porkchop. He was sooo rude during the ceremony.

Weddingks

C.O.X.C.U.: Porkchop is all "Taco Bell’s Canon in D, Whatevs"

Open_bar

Thaddeus and Di, nice, er, guests you invited there.

This vid needs to be remade with the Jaws soundtrack and Chewbacca yell at the end

Call me a video-directing genius, because that’s what this video needs.

[Holding hands up in Directorial debut position] Panic—then Chewbacca yell. Yes, that’s what this video needs.

Serious. With those changes, it’ll be like the next Prairie Dog video thing, believe me.

AAAAAAAAHHHHH! What is under the cubbers!?!?! HALP! Isabel C.!

// UPDATE — thank you, Dramatic Prairie Dog! //

Walter, I think you got a er, growth there.

It happens to lots of pups.

Growths like that out of nowhere.

It’s kinda cute, actually [tilting head to side for better look]

Walters_cute_growth

That’s right, Walter, I’d go back to sleep too.

Shannon M., better get that looked at.

And thees, my little frienn, is a sunbeam.

Kitten: "You have shown me so… moishe."

Pup (in James Earl Jones voice): "And there is so moishe left to learn…"

Beam

Er, enter poingnant speech here, Millie S.!

Straight Up Prosh (‘SUP)

People, this pup "Lamont" is just straight up prosh.

You could chew on those ear for hours. Not to mench the Rule #10 in full effect.

Lamont

Jennifer Z., Lamont should be arrested for exceeding basic prosh levels. Serious.

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