Posts tagged as: Pups

At least there is someone else I can point to as snoring worse than I do (I think!?) Adam Sandler’s dog “Matzoball”.Exxxxxxellent find, Patrique! [rubbing hands together]

Here he comes
Here comes Wet Dachshund
He’s a dolphin with a wag
He’s a dolphin and he’s gonna be swimmin’ after someone

He’s slimmin’ on down so you better look alive
He’s faster in the water than a fighter at Mach 5

And when the odds are against him
And there’s dangerous work to do
You bet your life Wet Dachsie
Gonna hand yer ‘tocks to you

GO WET DACHSIE
GO WET DACHSIE
GO WET DACHSIE, GO!

  – Theo

sources: CNN offbeat images, Tiscali.news (UK), and MSN Japan (Mainichi Daily News).
Click the photos for the REAL scoop.

Pour yourself a hot cup of ambition, People, it’s Monday.

Now, have a seat and let me tell you about our premium life insurance products.

Office manager Wendy P. sent this one in. I bet she can sing ‘9-to-5‘ with the best of ‘em on karaoke night.

…And I’ll curl my pars if I want to.

Sender-inner Michael S. sez this pup was born on Valentine’s Day and has a white heart on his head.

// EDIT — [snicker!]  – Theo. //

"Blobule!" [a redonkulous poem]

Blobule, blobule,
he’s a little blobule
Stubbular, Tubbular, smooshed-up muzzle-puffular
Blubbular, gut-u-lar, wall-eyed ankle chubbular
Even tho he’s radi-kewl,
he’s a little bloooobuuuuuule!

Right, Jessica T.?

McWahwah Chic-Pup-ersons is wearing a sweet St. Patreek’s dress. Holy craftsmanship, People.

S. Richardson—considered a dog clothing business yet?

// UPDATE — from the comments: "This is Arwen.  Her birthday is on St. Patrick’s Day, so this is her in her special birthday dress."  Thanks, S.R.! //

Can you say—wall eyes people?

I can!

"Olive" is kinda half Princess Di there, huhn Kristen H.?