Puppy Bowl IV + Kitteh Half-Time Show

It’s BACK, People. Puppy Bowl IV is tomorrow, Feb 3 at 3PM e/p on Animal Planet with even MORE MAYHEM than ever before. It’s in HD for stunning clarity AND there is a waterbowl cam! Check out the line up.


The redonk Kitteh Half-Time show is also making a return, and promises that battling over toy mouses will make you forget all about Tom Petty. [Thwap thwap thwap] Here is the intro from last year;

Thanks, CSO…

AAAK!! My Achilles Heel! The POMERANIAN!!!

The little bear ears are all mine, I call dibs for firs soft kronshes. [moves in for kill]

You can have the nose first. See how giving I am? I just give and give and give.


Pass the Pom sauce, Elizabeth D.! I’m going IN!

Don cha wish your puppeh was cute like me?

Dont cha wish your puppeh was a freak like me
Dont cha wish your puppeh was fun like me
Dont cha, dont cha [paws gyrating]

Another fabulous find by Lori W. Gad yer good.

That’s one too many soft kronsches, Boy

Listen, Kid—

My ears can take a LOT, but I’m drawin’ the line right HERE

Ross and Jo-Lynn L., a MOST excellent vid.

Thwap Thwap Thwap

Um, the recipe calls for ‘Navy beans’

NAVY BEAN (aka Chihuahua behbeh) SOUP
1 3/4 navy bean puppehs
5 or more cups water
2 smoked ham tocks (1 1/4 lb.)
1 tsp. salt
4 lb. carrots, sliced
3 sm. cloves garlic
1 stalk celery, sliced
4 med. potatoes, diced
3 sm. onions, chopped
Doctare Peppare to taste.

Rinse "beans". Soak in water overnight. Add ham tocks and salt. Bring to a boil; reduce heat, cover and simmer 1 hour. Add vegetables and more water if needed. Cover and simmer 45 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Remove ham tocks. Serves 4.


Stacey A., are you Martha Stewart or what?

World’s smallest puppeh!

According to The Sun: this Chihuahua is "just a fraction taller than a cola can — was named the world’s smallest hound by the Guinness Book of Records and has finished growing.Four-year-old Brandy weighs only 2lbs and cannot even BARK as her lungs are too small. Owner Paulette Keller, of Largo, Florida, said: “When I saw her I just fell in love with her.”Paulette, 53, whose pint-sized pooch has become a hit on US TV, added: “With a dog like this you have to be careful. She can’t even jump on or off anything because her legs are so tiny."


Aghnnng. [head tilt]

I think I’ll take a nap—IN THIS HAT

Um., way to show off the scale of how small you are. For her next trick she’s gonna be all sitting in a thimble and stuff.

It’s Rule 14, People. Rule 14.


Kristen R., does Mango sleep in a matchbox? THOUGHT SO!

Ye olde yarn spinner

I can offer you all-white natural pup tail yarn at 2 bucks a skein.

That’s a deal, come on. It’s only slightly used! [see tail below]


Jeanie J., you’re the LATEST accepted submishe for the 2009 C.O. Page-a-Day calendar! Congratulations and thank you.

A check list…

Let’s see: total ball o’ fluff? Check
Muzzlepowshe wrapped around behbeh pacifier? Check
Totally redonkulous? Check! check! a thousand times check!


What other criteria can he fill, People!?

Nice submishe, Michelle V.

Full and total sproing-a-tude

Hoverrr Puuuuuuuuuuup!

[Rrrrrrrr! rounding corner at light speed]

very-cute-puppy_04, originally uploaded by cloneofsnake.

/// THIS JUST IN! See Hover pup hover! /// Download hoverpup.movNice work, Zaff!


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