Ye olde yarn spinner

I can offer you all-white natural pup tail yarn at 2 bucks a skein.

That’s a deal, come on. It’s only slightly used! [see tail below]

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Jeanie J., you’re the LATEST accepted submishe for the 2009 C.O. Page-a-Day calendar! Congratulations and thank you.

A check list…

Let’s see: total ball o’ fluff? Check
Muzzlepowshe wrapped around behbeh pacifier? Check
Totally redonkulous? Check! check! a thousand times check!

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What other criteria can he fill, People!?

Nice submishe, Michelle V.

Full and total sproing-a-tude

Hoverrr Puuuuuuuuuuup!

[Rrrrrrrr! rounding corner at light speed]


very-cute-puppy_04, originally uploaded by cloneofsnake.

/// THIS JUST IN! See Hover pup hover! /// Download hoverpup.movNice work, Zaff!

It’s 11:15PM. Time to post a corgi.

This corgi asked for the 11:15PM time slot. I could not say no.

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And now, it’s time for bed. Honk-shus all around.

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Krista B., Nice extra credit with the interspecies snorgling action.

Mah-nam-in-nah. Doo doo de doo doo!

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Doo doo de doo doo

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Doo doo de doo doo! de doo doo! de doo doo! de doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!

Katie S., they could hack 20 seconds off this vid, sure, but the blissful running makes up for it.

Sell it, Baby, SELL IT!

When in doubt, always plop a puppeh into your auction to crank the bidding up.

Check out this Yahoo! Auction in Japan. Weeeeeeeeee! At first, they seem like normal cow slippers…

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Then BOO-YAH, [auction bidding frenzy]

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Quick, bid now! Link to auction here…

Thanks for looking, Autumn R.!

I need a good pick-up line

FIrst of all, could this little pup-and-vest-with-handle combo be any cuter? [answer: Nyerhe!]

Second, the notion of a pet with a handle is so—so portabuhls. Someone pick him up!

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It’s also a LIFE VEST for added protectshe, during flooding season, right Robin H.?

Kitty Monkey Dog Bear???

WHAT IN THE!?! For crying out loud, what in the ever-living cross-breeding world is GOING ON HERE!?


kitty monkey dog bear, originally uploaded by Qathi.

WHAT IN THE? Seriously, what is going on?


kitty monkey dog bear, originally uploaded by Qathi.

 

Wouldja look at those meaty drumsticks!

At least, that’s what Sender-Inner Scott B. said. He asked me to ‘look at those meaty drumsticks’.

Scott. I don’t think that’s approooo—OMG LOOK AT THOSE MEATY DRUMSTICKS!

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No, seriously, Scott, you have a problem. [licking lips]

You THOUGHT it was an elephant back here, didn’t you

DIDN’T YOU!

I knew I got you. I Knew it! You were totally scared, you should’ve seen the look on your face just now.

[disappears back behind cowshe.]


Morty the Elephart, originally uploaded by Andy on Flickr.

Andy, way to scour Flickr-roonie-poonie.

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