That’s one too many soft kronsches, Boy

Listen, Kid—

My ears can take a LOT, but I'm drawin' the line right HERE

Ross and Jo-Lynn L., a MOST excellent vid.

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Um, the recipe calls for ‘Navy beans’

NAVY BEAN (aka Chihuahua behbeh) SOUP
1 3/4 navy bean puppehs
5 or more cups water
2 smoked ham tocks (1 1/4 lb.)
1 tsp. salt
4 lb. carrots, sliced
3 sm. cloves garlic
1 stalk celery, sliced
4 med. potatoes, diced
3 sm. onions, chopped
Doctare Peppare to taste.

Rinse "beans". Soak in water overnight. Add ham tocks and salt. Bring to a boil; reduce heat, cover and simmer 1 hour. Add vegetables and more water if needed. Cover and simmer 45 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Remove ham tocks. Serves 4.

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Stacey A., are you Martha Stewart or what?

World’s smallest puppeh!

According to The Sun: this Chihuahua is "just a fraction taller than a cola can — was named the world’s smallest hound by the Guinness Book of Records and has finished growing.Four-year-old Brandy weighs only 2lbs and cannot even BARK as her lungs are too small. Owner Paulette Keller, of Largo, Florida, said: “When I saw her I just fell in love with her.”Paulette, 53, whose pint-sized pooch has become a hit on US TV, added: “With a dog like this you have to be careful. She can’t even jump on or off anything because her legs are so tiny."

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Aghnnng. [head tilt]

I think I’ll take a nap—IN THIS HAT

Um., way to show off the scale of how small you are. For her next trick she's gonna be all sitting in a thimble and stuff.

It's Rule 14, People. Rule 14.

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Kristen R., does Mango sleep in a matchbox? THOUGHT SO!

Ye olde yarn spinner

I can offer you all-white natural pup tail yarn at 2 bucks a skein.

That's a deal, come on. It's only slightly used! [see tail below]

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Jeanie J., you're the LATEST accepted submishe for the 2009 C.O. Page-a-Day calendar! Congratulations and thank you.

A check list…

Let's see: total ball o' fluff? Check
Muzzlepowshe wrapped around behbeh pacifier? Check
Totally redonkulous? Check! check! a thousand times check!

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What other criteria can he fill, People!?

Nice submishe, Michelle V.

Full and total sproing-a-tude

Hoverrr Puuuuuuuuuuup!

[Rrrrrrrr! rounding corner at light speed]


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/// THIS JUST IN! See Hover pup hover! /// Download hoverpup.movNice work, Zaff!

It’s 11:15PM. Time to post a corgi.

This corgi asked for the 11:15PM time slot. I could not say no.

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And now, it's time for bed. Honk-shus all around.

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Krista B., Nice extra credit with the interspecies snorgling action.

Mah-nam-in-nah. Doo doo de doo doo!

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Doo doo de doo doo

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Doo doo de doo doo! de doo doo! de doo doo! de doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo!

Katie S., they could hack 20 seconds off this vid, sure, but the blissful running makes up for it.

Sell it, Baby, SELL IT!

When in doubt, always plop a puppeh into your auction to crank the bidding up.

Check out this Yahoo! Auction in Japan. Weeeeeeeeee! At first, they seem like normal cow slippers...

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Then BOO-YAH, [auction bidding frenzy]

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Quick, bid now! Link to auction here...

Thanks for looking, Autumn R.!