Sender-inner Rosalie C. says she has a new pup named ‘Ted’. However, thanks to C.O., she now "refers to him as ‘Baroo’, or if i’m feeling spicy, ‘Bazhoo’. He also goes by the names monkey, butters and tedders."
Forget his name—where did you find that 1910 swimming costume, dahlink! Holy Schmoles!
OMG!!! HELP!!!
HELP, I Say!
This kids’ toes are GONERS, PEOPLE!!!
Oh—never mind—it’s just a textbook Soft Kronsche, People. Move along.
You too, Karen P.
Yeah, I got a ‘pupzilian’ wax. I’m going to the beach for the holidays.
What? It’s not like it’s a tattoo.
Wow—she’s a little young for that, isn’t she, R. Larks?
Levitay-shons!
Levitay-shons!
[hovercraft sounds]
Nyerrrrrrrrrrrr-owwwnnn [hovercrafts just breezed past]
You know how when you’re breezing thru thousands of email submissions and you suddenly start sreaming with delight? Well, that’s what happened with Greg H’s sumbishe below. You know what I mean. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
For crying out loud, Greg. That’s potent shizzle.
Why in the world is his cast so…long!? He could fit an extra paw-length in thar! Maybe that’s what happened—he had a paw extension. It happens.
Sender-inner Erin J. and photo by B. Nilson…
…Does the Puppy Crop Circle appear!
Hmmmmmmm—what could have caused this today?
Anne P.—Do you know what caused it?
HYDE-PUP! (rrroooooooowr)
JECK-PUP! (cooing sounds)
Yael W., [Insert multiple personalities joke here]
It’s amazing how when you’re have a crapulent day at the office, a small puppy ear-chomp or two can wipe it all away. Make sure to not bite all the way through (I know it’s hard.)
Jamie H., does "Princess" have any ears left at this point?
Nyahm nyahm nyahm.
If you have a tiny mouth, you’re most likely pretty cute. Check out tiny McMoufersons here. He could prolly fit one of your earlobes in there.
Know what I’m sayin’, Janet T.?
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