Snausages!

Schnozzles + Sausage bodies!

Schnozzles + Sausage bodies!

Schnozzles + Sausage bodies!

Annie M., completely and totally anerable!

Delectabuhl kitteh gets slurping of a lifetime

Dog: You look kitteh-flavored.
Kitteh: Um! [quakes in stubbular boots]

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Dog: Indeed! Quite delectabuhls!
Kitteh: [bats at lip curtains]

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Heh, I like the term ‘lip curtains’, don’t you Johanna S.?

It’s a PUUUUUUUP!…

I think everybody deserves a FRIDAY BONUS.  For frees!
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This RCF moment of Zen has been brought to you by Sqirlz Morph, Rule #39, and ImACatPersonAnyway.  Hehe.

Unbelievable amounts of PURE torture CONTINUE

The hilariousness continues with this TEMPTING, TAUNTING Japanese show about placing foods in front of Puppehs and a Chimp.

Ruby G., you have REALLY outdone yerselfs.

More pup torture—it never ENDS!

EVERYONE IS DOING IT!

EVERYONE IS TORTURING their puppehs.

Even Heather over at Dooce.com is doing it.

I’m calling ASPCA.

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They should make those mini Steak-ums for people, right Pamela D.?

Rule of Cuteness #39: Nuzzable mini-chests are cute

Sparky the teeneh Boston Terrier would like to show you his miniature, snorglable, slightly chub-rolled, soft-as-heck chest.

You may now go back to your regular work day.

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Kevin T., Sparky is one cute lil’ mofo.

Come back to bed

…there’s a warm puppeh waiting for you.

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Holy Massive Snorgling Situation, WIlliam C.!

Completely BUSTED

SOMEONE’S been caught with PUG PR0N!!! OMG.

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Well, at least it’s Pugs, not Jugs. Right, Andrea L.?

WHO CAN STOP THOSE BALLOONS BEFORE THEY KILL US ALL!!?

Puppeh: "I’m on it! The balloons! They will pereeshe!"

Bane, that took a lot of prep work on yer part, didn’t it.

THIS JUST IN: More puppeh tortures

People, you must stop the madness. This ‘Balancing a treat on a Puppeh’ must STOP. Think of the pups, People.

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[Sigh] Yes Tessa the Puppeh, you must balance a cookie before eating it. That’s just how things work around here.