C.O. Travel Tips!

When traveling in the north of France, be sure to visit the village of Bain de Puce, home to the Monks of the Order of St. Dogustine. Members of The Order, which is world-renowned for producing the finest gourmet kibble, are sworn to a strict code of conduct, including no barking, no chasing cars, and not doing that thing with your leg.

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Did you bring back some kibble, Joanna M.?

[This hoopy frood clearly knows where his towel is. – Ed.]

I will go to Beijing—I WILL GO TO BEIJING!

and I shall win the gold

I WILL WIN THE GOLD!

[legs shudder in sleep] Ehn!

Beijing_bound

Your pup already looks half-panda, so he’ll fit right in, Lauren M.! ;)

THIS JUST IN: Iowa pet rescutes

Man, Iowa is having a TOUGH time. The people, pets, everything. It is rough.

Thankfully, the Humane Society is on the scene, heroically saving pets from precarious situations, providing safety, shelter and reuniting folks with their ani-pals…

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[Dog is all ‘Baroo!?!’]

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[Kitties are all Pfffffffft!-pffffft!]

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Get an emergency plan together for your pets! Donate here to Humane Society Flood Fund!

Know Your Exotic Sleep Disorders!

Although widely believed to be purely physiological in nature, researchers now think that there may be a psychological element to the extremely rare condition of decanarcolepsy, the sudden tendency to fall asleep when confronted with today’s date.

ZZZ ZZ, ZZZZ

Our thanks to C.O. research associate Miranda H. for her important contri … cont-trib … *ZZZZZZZZZ*

POMERANIAN PANTS ATTACK!

Pomeranians have the KEEN ability to grab me by the Achilles Heel of Cuteness™ and never let go! [It’s all thanks to this series of photos from back in the day, I am forever weakened in their presence]

So am I to believe now, that Poms have even more evil prowess up their sleeves!?

Check out the leg ‘pant’ fluff/teeny feet combo. It’s unhandle-able.


Pouncing Pom, originally uploaded by klocean.

Nancy T., TOUCHÉ!

These dog wigs have gone too far

The OUTER LIMITS of SANITY have been PUSHED BEYOND all REASON!

The laws of physics might be broken too, I better check.

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Fuzzy with a wig, originally uploaded by ohchalua.

I checked, and there appears to be no gravity in Ohio right now, Nancy T.

I got the skillz to PAY THE BILLZ, Baby

Honey, I got skills I don’t even KNOW ABOUT yet.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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This is an Olympic moment, Natalie C…. ;)

Dalmation Neck Kozie

I can’t believe this Shepherd is wearing fur. How dare he. Wait ’til PETA gets wind of this.

The spots are cute though.

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Anything for fashion, eh, Raymi?

Dumpling on the tennis court

Dumpling, Honey, did you warm up for the game?


IMG_1793, originally uploaded by bm0226.

Yes, I mean, did you do your stretches?


IMG_1799, originally uploaded by bm0226.

OK, good. ‘Cause we’re playing the Underhills at the club today, and if we lose, we have to pay their club fees for a month, Darling! And you know Daddy wouldn’t like that.


IMG_1436, originally uploaded by bm0226.

It’s your serve, Lori W.!

// Sorry to be a ballhog, Lori, but I’ll take that serve… – Ed. //

I am NOT leaving the house like this

Oh, I am a mess. I shall require 2 more hours of make-up, hairextensions, extra lashes—the WORKS. Chop chop. [claps paws together]


Sleepy Milou, originally uploaded by xoMissi.

I said chop chop, Lori W.!!!

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