—We now return you to your regularly scheduled political bitching—
[Eyes roll back into head like it’s friggin’ SHARK WEEK]
Loreh W., where would I be weethout your submeeeeeshonssss [singsong]
And now she has not just one but SEVEN HUNDRED OF THEM!
Wait, wait, before you think ‘crazy cat lady’ get a load of this awesome story.
And dogs too, Emma S.Visit this amazing place online at Cat House on the Kings.com
Just when you thought you were safe, it’s: Wiggles Dog Wigs!
In washable synthetic fibers!
With holes for the ears!
Featuring chin straps for maximum comfort!
In all the colors you WANT! In all the styles you could dream of!
Molly C., Donald Trump is jeaaaaaalooooous! [singsong]
…and pet rescue advocates Lulu and Lolly are heading your way! (just look up, they might be skydiving on your head NOW!)
They have one simple goal; to make a difference in the lives of rescue animals! Especially the rescue organization from which Lolly comes. Check them and their fundraising products out!
Don’t miss the Lulu and Lolly Greatest Hit too, Molly C.
You see, Osshifer, There was this dog, with a diamond collar, and he told me to hop in and we’d go cruising for poodles or something—I DON’T KNOW HOW I EVEN GOT HERE!
My Mom’s gonna kill me.
Just send us the cleaning bill for those shoes, Montgomery G.
They’re covered in tattoos and have scary biker names, but these bad boys were born to be mild. They’re the men of Rescue Ink, and as profiled in the New York Times, they speak out against animal abuse and find loving homes for abused animals all over the Big Apple. They’re not vigilantes, as they’re quick to point out, but they’ll get in an abuser’s face as much as the law allows — and they can be very persuasive.
Cut costly drafts coming in thru window sills and along door bottoms!
The last thing you want is to let the heat escape under doors orthrough drafty window sills. With more heat staying in the house, you won’t have to crank up the thermocat, and that means you’ll save on heating bills.
[Said softly in legal guy voice] Draft Guards require 800 pounds of chow a day.
ANOTHER great tip from Lori W.
Talk about your Minnie Drivers! [rim shot]
But seriously folks, it’s gonna cost you 2.35 per mile. I got diamond collar bills to PAY.
Moist nosicle marks on the steering wheel are extry, Natalie B.
INCOMING WATCH OUT OMG!!!
Look how quickly things devolve when you add this image to the Krazy Dad Kaleiescoper!
William W. You better fill up that dinner bowl QUICKLEH! Kaleidescope image idea via Make Magazine ;)