C.O. Style Watch!

From the hustle and bustle of New York’s Fashion Week, to the prêt-à-porter shows of Paris, one word is on every designer’s lips this season — CAMOUFLAGE!  Yes, camo is the way to go for the modern woman who wants to stand out by blending in.  And here’s Bambi, looking sassy for summer in her one-piece camo sundress with pink trim and matching ribbon.  Completing the ensemble is a lovely "dead mouse" evening bag by Mr. Squeakwell of Limburger Street.

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She’s a vision, Forest W.

It feels like a 100 MILLION degrees out

[Pup dunks head completely underwater, then spouts water upward like a Golden Retriever fountain]

Aaaaah!

Pbbbbbbffft! Pbbbbbbffft!

Dunkin' Dognuts joke here

Glad you and Cessna could cool off a bit, Hil L.

Next week, on The Guiding Leash…

Jameson confesses his true love to Giselle, but refuses to seek a divorce from Jacki, who is undergoing delicate brain surgery by the brilliant but unpredictable Dr. Hugo Hankershlaffer.  Meanwhile, Steve and Randolph must explain to Violet, Steve’s fiancée, how the two of them came to be arrested by park rangers while wearing only fishnet stockings and scuba gear.

And in the tranquil Schlongermann household, Clarence begins to suspect that young Clarence Jr. might not be his…

What tipped you off, Sherlock?

Pass the bon-bons, Lucy L!

Thanks for the add!

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Kaká, originally uploaded by Fernanda Sebbs.

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Kaká, originally uploaded by Fernanda Sebbs.

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Kaká, originally uploaded by Fernanda Sebbs.

Lori W., I shall write on your Fun Wall, a large thank you for finding this barf-a-licious puppeh.

“Nubbles”

Today’s Daily Mail has an article about a puppy who was born with only hertwo hind legs and nubs for front legs. A prosthesis was made for her, using model airplanewheels and shoulder joints, natch.

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The puppeh’s name is: "Hope", though I think "Nubbles" is far more apropos, Non?

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Check out this one-ear-up/revving engine action

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You deliver the redonkitude, Lisa M.!

Aesop on an off-night

This is the story of the dog and the, oh, I dunno, how about a hedgehog?  Sure, why not?  Okay, so the dog, who was a prideful, covetous thing, was carrying his bone when he came across the crafty hedgehog. "My bone is so much bigger and juicier than yours," boasted the hedgehog. "Then I will take it from you," said the dog.

And so the dog chased away the hedgehog and took his bone. But that’s just what the wily hedgehog wanted him to do, for he knew that the dog’s bone was much bigger.  Quick as a wink, he grabbed the dog’s bone, but it was too heavy and he couldn’t lift it.

"You tricked me!" said the dog. "Just for that, I’m taking BOTH bones!"  But try as he might, the dog could not fit both bones into his mouth.  So he just took his original bone and went away.

Moral of the story:  Beats me.  I’ll be at the pub.

Somehow, I don't think you thought your cunning fable all the way through

Sometimes the magic happens, Letty F., and sometimes it don’t.

Let’s check in on the Daily Coyote!

The Daily Coyote is all about the adventures of Shreve Stockton and her animals in Wyoming.

Apparently, there is a NEW puppeh in town, Chloe. She’s seen here curling up with Eli (tomcat) and Charlie (rescued KYE-yoat). Apparently, Eli still runs the roost. Good kitteh.

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A beellion more photos and the full story available at Daily Coyote. Thanks for the update, Emily B.

Hokey Pokey Challenger

Hokey Pokey Challenger "TomTom" throws down the gauntlet. "Oh, I got the hokage and the pokage" he told his spokespeople. "I got it right here. I’ll take all ya’ll on." [Looks directly into the camera with tiniest of growls]

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Of course TomTom has his own blog. Go for the win, Emily A.!

Zero Down! No Payments for 12 Months!

Hi friends Kent Sheepdip of Sheepdip Chevy/Plymouth in the Toxic Mills Auto Mall in Paramus, now friends my sales managers are great and I love ‘em but this month they’ve ordered too many vehicles and so we gotta let ‘em go at low, low rock-bottom prices, like this 2008 Chevy Lumbago V-8 convertible for $2,000 under factory sticker and I’ll even throw in the racing wheel package for no extra charge, I’ll do anything to get your business friends I’ll eat a bug, I’ll stand on my head, heck I’ll even ride a human, just come on down and give me first chance at the deal, so remember friends that’s Sheepdip Chevy/Plymouth in the Toxic Mills Auto Mall, and I’ll see ya here.

... and free balloons for the kids!

We now return you to our afternoon movie, starring Mickey Rooney, Lewis Stone and Madeleine S. in "Andy Hardy’s First Snorgle."

ANOTHER Stretch-a-thon

[Kitteh] I can stretch further than you can, Bee-yatch.
[Puppeh]
I’ve had it with your "contests"—

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[Kitteh] WATCH MEH—EHN! [belly splays out]
[Puppeh, offscreen, sighs, rolls eyes]

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[Puppeh]
Fine, I’ll show you a streeeeetch Ehn! [Tail flops forward]

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[Kitteh] You call that a stretch!? Check this out, MoFo! [Proceeds to break back in half]

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[Kitteh]
I think we KNOW who the winner of this Stretch-a-thon is now. [Proceeds to Honk-Shu land]
[Puppeh, under breath]
ElasticLittleGoodFerNuthin’LimberGymnastGrumbleGrumble!

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Nice rubber kitteh, Jennifer C.!

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