Grass Bliss

The winds!

Through my delicate furs!

My moist schnozzle! cold with the breeze!

[Flies away off into clouds]

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I never thought I could feel so free-ee-ee, Lindsey and Wrigley

Dreaming Baby Schnozzle Cam

This puppy MUST be dreaming about something…

With those lip movements, I’m guessing it’s a double Ristretto Venti Nonfat Organic Chocolate Brownie Frappuccino (extra hot)

I like my bone-shaped Biscotti on the side, Debra F.!

Let’s check in on Martha’s puppehs

Unless you’ve been sleeping under a rock, you prolly know that Martha Stewart is considering a new puppeh to join her family. Her pup "Paw Paw" passed away in April. Barooooooo! And she is considering a new puppeh (or THREE).

Ya’ll made it very clear with our Cute Overload poll that you wanted Marth to adopt all three pups below. Here is the latest on their almost-weaned status. To see MORE photos of the three Chowskiteers, check out the Martha Blog.

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Their paws and stubbular limbs have grown, and they all look like miniature bears.

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We still think "Nom Nom" is far and away the best name choice. Right Eliad L.?

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For those of you who CAN’T GET ENOUGH XTreme Puppeh Schnozzle Action, there’s this page of Noses.

Your daily requirement has now been fulfilled. Thank you.

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I’ve got 100% of my daily XPSA now, Panda Amanda.

You Lookin’ at Me?

Whaddya lookin’ at?  Huh?  You lookin’ at me?  Well, I’m the only one here, so you gotta be lookin’ at something.  What, I look funny to you, like I’m a clown, I amuse you?  I make you laugh, I’m here to frickin’ amuse you?  Whaddya lookin’ at?  Hah?  HAAAAAHH?!  Yeah, that’s right, you better keep walkin’, ya goombah.

Seriously, all kidding aside, what are you looking at?

He’s such a good fella, Judy K.

For That Pom-tastic Smile!

Congratulations, and thank you for purchasing the HyperPom™ Dental Care System. With proper care and feeding, your HyperPom will give you many years of tooth-cleaning service.

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE

  1. Insert toothbrush into the patented Grrrip-Tite™ mechanism and close gently.
  2. Apply your favorite toothpaste to the brush.
  3. Taunt HyperPom™ mercilessly until it begins to vibrate with rage.

Why ... you ... lousy, stinkinIoughtaBZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Found on Wag Reflex, the Amazon.com pet blog

You want a real dog!?

Just found this image at "Crap Dogs"! They inadvertently provided us with a very prosh image.

Yay Crap Dogs! Thank you for putting together a lovely array of puppehs for us to peruse. ;)

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Holy backfiring, SJT!

Hilarious idea for a blog, though.

Chow Chow Vote Vote Results Results!

Last week, Martha Stewart posted on her blog a request to help decide on a new puppy since her dear pup Paw Paw had passed away. Here she is with Paw Paw right before he died :(

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Fortunately, some of Paw Paw’s grandsons are available. When asked which pup Martha should choose, over twelve thousand of you voted, and by OVERWHELMING MARGIN, decided that Martha should choose not one, but ALL THREE new Chow Chow puppies below. (Shocker!)

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The Peeps have spoken, Martha!

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And now, to pick some names. Chief Sister Officer suggests "Nom Nom" :D

More pics of these puppies here and Martha’s goodbye to Paw Paw post here.

You are cordially invited to a Sunbeam Chew

Hallô Cherie.

Eet has been a while seence I haf done zees accent. You meessed eet. You meessed moi, I can tell by zuh look in those infinite pools you call eyes. You must join moi in zuh sunbeam for a chew. We chew zuh toy togezère.

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Your noms, zey are so petite!

Your muzzlepowshe she ees reflected in zuh blue plastique!

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Your companie, eet ees like a fiery Gauloise cigarette, making me dizzy wis love!

And now, just let me kees [puts paw over your mouth in ‘ssssh!’ position]

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Holy Charm-a-thon, Tammy!

Mrs. Gunderson Pauses to Reflect

"Oh, sure — he just wanted to show me his etchings, he said.  It would only take a few minutes, he said.  *sigh…*  I was happy once; I had a career, I had my figure, I went to parties every night.  And now look at me."

At least the 'only a few minutes' part was honest, grr...

What can I say, Jill?   We men are all alike.

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