Let’s check in on the Daily Coyote!

The Daily Coyote is all about the adventures of Shreve Stockton and her animals in Wyoming.

Apparently, there is a NEW puppeh in town, Chloe. She’s seen here curling up with Eli (tomcat) and Charlie (rescued KYE-yoat). Apparently, Eli still runs the roost. Good kitteh.

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A beellion more photos and the full story available at Daily Coyote. Thanks for the update, Emily B.

Hokey Pokey Challenger

Hokey Pokey Challenger "TomTom" throws down the gauntlet. "Oh, I got the hokage and the pokage" he told his spokespeople. "I got it right here. I’ll take all ya’ll on." [Looks directly into the camera with tiniest of growls]

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Of course TomTom has his own blog. Go for the win, Emily A.!

Zero Down! No Payments for 12 Months!

Hi friends Kent Sheepdip of Sheepdip Chevy/Plymouth in the Toxic Mills Auto Mall in Paramus, now friends my sales managers are great and I love ‘em but this month they’ve ordered too many vehicles and so we gotta let ‘em go at low, low rock-bottom prices, like this 2008 Chevy Lumbago V-8 convertible for $2,000 under factory sticker and I’ll even throw in the racing wheel package for no extra charge, I’ll do anything to get your business friends I’ll eat a bug, I’ll stand on my head, heck I’ll even ride a human, just come on down and give me first chance at the deal, so remember friends that’s Sheepdip Chevy/Plymouth in the Toxic Mills Auto Mall, and I’ll see ya here.

... and free balloons for the kids!

We now return you to our afternoon movie, starring Mickey Rooney, Lewis Stone and Madeleine S. in "Andy Hardy’s First Snorgle."

ANOTHER Stretch-a-thon

[Kitteh] I can stretch further than you can, Bee-yatch.
[Puppeh]
I’ve had it with your "contests"—

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[Kitteh] WATCH MEH—EHN! [belly splays out]
[Puppeh, offscreen, sighs, rolls eyes]

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[Puppeh]
Fine, I’ll show you a streeeeetch Ehn! [Tail flops forward]

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[Kitteh] You call that a stretch!? Check this out, MoFo! [Proceeds to break back in half]

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[Kitteh]
I think we KNOW who the winner of this Stretch-a-thon is now. [Proceeds to Honk-Shu land]
[Puppeh, under breath]
ElasticLittleGoodFerNuthin’LimberGymnastGrumbleGrumble!

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Nice rubber kitteh, Jennifer C.!

Miss September, Becky McBleen

Turn-ons: Honesty, long walks on the beach, extra gravy in my kibble, world peace.

Turn-offs: Judgmental people, Mondays, those two cats from next door who won’t stop hissing at me, voice mail.

Ambitions: I guess I want what every modern dog wants — to balance a home life and a career, treat every day like a new adventure, and always follow the path my heart wants me to follow.

... oh yeah, and go to Europe.

I only read Cute Overload for the articles, Kateryna A.  No, really.

Ay-yei-YE!

Leesten to thees, my Babees.

Eef you go ento a Taco Bayle, and you ask for dee Gordita "Animal Style", dey weel put dee extra kibbles in it.

You keep dees secret safe—I mean eet, Mang.

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Gracias, Betty Belly Brown Bear (wearing sombrero) Tina, Kate and Ben G.

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed

[Dad] Sons?

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[Sons] Yes Dad? (polite paw posishe)

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[Dad] Did you pee on the pee pads like I told you?

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[Sons, shifty eyed] um Yes, Dad

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[Dad] Do you want to revise that answer?

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Madeleine S., they are innocent until proven soooooo guilty

What? I do ALL my video shoots in the bathroom

Wrinkles McWhinersons is all get me down, I gots me some bidet water to slurp!

Thanks for the bonus yipping action, Cass.

These Boots Were Made For Stalking…

… and that’s just what they’ll do / One of these days these boots are gonna whap you on the nose (whap whap whap whap whap!) and then tear through the living room (neeeeeaarrrrggghhhhhhmmmmm!!) and then climb up the drapes (wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!) and then knock the planter off the kitchen counter (crash! whoopsie!) and then totally declare war on your tail (yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!) and then whap you on the nose some more (whap-ity whap!) and then fall asleep (honk-shuuuuuuuuu!).

A little closer ... closer ... cloooooserrrr

Cowgirl UP, Judy O!

Get me the oxygen tank STAT

Questions for you:

1. Could this pup be MORE prosh? [Answer: Nyerhe!]
2. Can’t you practically FEEL the mini-snorting schnozzle on your face? [Answer: yeees!]
3. Did you hit your screen reaching for that teeny Tailio Iglesias? [Answer: Gone to emergency room to fix broken fingers]


PeekaBoo!!!, originally uploaded by JodieBean.
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