Oh, pool boy…

"When Spencer and Lenore arrive from the Hamptons, tell them I’ll be joining them in the Blue Room for dinner.  And bring me another one of those lovely drinks with all the umbrellas in them."

And when that nice photographer for Vanity Fair shows up, send him here.

Looks like he DOES own the place, Katherine P.

THIS JUST IN: Boy wears Puppy Chow perfume

And is CHASED BY EIGHT HUNDRED PUPPEHS OMG

Via BoingBoing and Sender-Inner Anna A.

“Chickie” forgot the BBQ sauce

In a moment of panic, Chickie realizes he forgot to bring the BBQ sauce and only remembered sparklers.

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Bad Chickie! Bad Chickie! Happy Fourth of July, Alison R.

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Kids, settle down, it’s time for your bedtime story.

KIDS!

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…So that’s how your father and I met, Nuts Jr.

I think it was my Mexican Acorns con Arroz that he really fell in love with.   

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OK Kids, off to bed. Tomorrow you’re father’s taking you telephone wire walking, so rest up.

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Laura W. found this interspecies snorgle-a-thon over at ABC News.

Sorry, we’re out of sugar gliders…

… may we offer you a nice puppy instead?  Time for a C.O. math lesson: (Dainty Paws * Paws Up) + Look of Helplessness = Pudding Brains!

You diss these nails, and I am SO biting you.

Your Ringo is quite a star, Jen D.

Oh, Those Wacky Papillons!

"Hey, sweetie, hold still.  You got something in your eye." (slurp, slurp)

"Wha-?  I don’t feel anything! Cut it out!"

"I’m serious," (slurp)  "There’s something in your eye."  (slurp, slurp)

"Wait, are you sure, because I swear I don’t …"

"Just" (slurp) "hold still, willya?"  (slurp, slurp) "You got something in your eye!"  (slurp)

"WHAT?!  WHAT HAVE I GOT MY EYE?!?!?!"

"My tongue.  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

I swear, it gets funnier every time I do it.

I suppose it’ll be "pull my paw" next, eh, Sara L.?

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Kant!

While the common dog enthusiast may content himself to costume his cur in the guise of hackneyed pop-culture icons, retro-urban folk archetypes, or even perverse attempts at species confusion, the intellectual dog owner seeks to cloak Man’s Best Friend not in the artificiality of cloth, but in the transcendence of Truth.  It is for these enlightened few that The Cute Overload School of Philosophy Gift Shop is pleased to offer …

The Immanuel Kant Doggie Dress-Up Kit!

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Each kit includes a deluxe leather-bound edition of Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason translated into Dog, a set of Categories of the Understanding flash cards, and an easy-to-learn guide to teaching your dog pensive philosophical poses.

To order, contact Ian O.

That’s what SHE said!

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

That is such a good one.

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Excellent find, YankeeBird

Adding insult to injury

This just in, Maria Sharapova’s dog’s ball has been stolen.

Allegedly, cunning mini thief "Sniffles" (pictured below) is to blame. According to our sources, the trouble began when Alla Kudryavtseva shocked Wimbledon audiences by beating Sharapova. It was then that Sniffles blatantly stole (and ravenously chewed on) the winning tennis ball from the Sharapova/Kudryavtseva upset match.

Sharapova’s pup "Dolce" could not be reached for comment.

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Double fault, Jennifer L.!

Oh HAYLE no

Oh no. No you don—

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No—just—DO NOT

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Hmmm, OK, that’s kinda nice.

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Be careful Stevi E., Boba can look two directions at once, making escape IMPOSSIBUHLS!

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