Honesht, Ossifer I’m telling the troof!

Hic!

You see, Osshifer, There was this dog, with a diamond collar, and he told me to hop in and we’d go cruising for poodles or something—I DON’T KNOW HOW I EVEN GOT HERE!

Hic. Sniff.

My Mom’s gonna kill me.

You can call me Ralph, 'cause I think I'm about to ...

Just send us the cleaning bill for those shoes, Montgomery G.

Real Men Dig Teh Qte

They’re covered in tattoos and have scary biker names, but these bad boys were born to be mild.  They’re the men of Rescue Ink, and as profiled in the New York Times, they speak out against animal abuse and find loving homes for abused animals all over the Big Apple. They’re not vigilantes, as they’re quick to point out, but they’ll get in an abuser’s face as much as the law allows — and they can be very persuasive.

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... and I will hug him, and love him, and brush his lit-tuhl furry body ...

See all photos and the full story over at the New York Times. Badass submishe, Paul K.

Energy-saving Draft Guard Pups™ cut door drafts up to 52%

Cut costly drafts coming in thru window sills and along door bottoms!

The last thing you want is to let the heat escape under doors orthrough drafty window sills. With more heat staying in the house, you won’t have to crank up the thermocat, and that means you’ll save on heating bills.

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2004-7 weeks-22, originally uploaded by sox_OZ.

[Said softly in legal guy voice] Draft Guards require 800 pounds of chow a day.

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2004-7 weeks-08, originally uploaded by sox_OZ.

ANOTHER great tip from Lori W.

Where to, Lady?

Talk about your Minnie Drivers! [rim shot]

But seriously folks, it’s gonna cost you 2.35 per mile. I got diamond collar bills to PAY.

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Moist nosicle marks on the steering wheel are extry, Natalie B.

[Dinner bell sound]

INCOMING WATCH OUT OMG!!!

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HALP!!!

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Look how quickly things devolve when you add this image to the Krazy Dad Kaleiescoper!

Kaleidiscope_schnozzle

William W. You better fill up that dinner bowl QUICKLEH! Kaleidescope image idea via Make Magazine ;)

Gentlemen, We Have a Situation

"It has come to my attention that our company is faced with a crisis. Now, I want to be pro-active here, so I’ve called this little pow-wow to make sure we’re all on the same page about this thing.

"Now, men, a crisis is nothing but an opportunity mixed with danger.  In fact, it was the ancient Egyptians who combined the symbols for opportunity and danger because they had never heard it before, the word crisis, I mean, but anyway, if we work as a team, we can seize this bull by the horns (or maybe it was the Chinese), and think outside the box to fast-track a best-in-breed, synergistic solution that will facilitate a sea change throughout our enterprise.

"And remember, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie … in, er, meat pie, and the anagram of meat is team, and … mmm, pie … I’m sorry, what was the question again?"

And furthermore, I like tuna.

I think I used to work for this guy, Kate M.

For Sale on EBAY: Vintage Glasses ~ MUST SEE!

FOR SALE, BY ORIGINAL OWNER

THANKS FOR LOOKING!

Turatan

BID NOW

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Still not convinced? Look how great these specs look with a moist nosicle.

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Freddie B., I bid…. ONE MEELLION DOLLARS!

Rule of Cuteness #40: Sleeping in a sunbeam is cute

Finding (and sleeping in) a sunbeam is cute.

Happiness

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Someone update Wikipedia C.O. Rules STAT, Susanna R.!

Crose ups

Ehn. [Eyes flutter closed and go back to sleepies]

Crank It Up, Man!

Get your nose a-sniffin / Head out on the highway / Lookin’ for aromas / And whatever comes our way…

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN TOOOO BEEEE
WIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILD!!

(THUMP-tha-da-THUMP-tha-da-DUDDA-da-da-THUMP!  THUMP-tha-da-THUMP-tha-da-DUDDA-da-da-THUMP!)

Objects in mirror are more blissed than they appear.

Totally awesome submish-osity from the aptly-named Joy H.

Look Sharp, Armchair Detectives!

Hidden in this seemingly ordinary photo are clues to help you solve … (pause for dramatic effect) … A MURRRR–DERRRRR!  (dun, dun, DUUUUUUNNNNNN!)   Study this scene carefully — can you unravel the mystery?

CSI: Cute Scene Investigation

NEED A HINT?  Pay close attention to these clues:

Wow! She was my sixth-favorite Friend ever!

A magazine opened to a picture of Courtney Cox-Arquette!  The victim must have been engrossed in an article about the lanky Friends co-star, allowing the killer to sneak up from behind!

Bucka-bucka-bucka-BONK!

A dead chicken clutching a billiard ball!  Could this have been the murder weapon?

Oh, hello there!

A custom-made fur-lined beer-can holder! (partially obscured by dog)  Ah-HAH!  Alcohol must have been involved!

Ask your mom.

A basket with a variety of Japanese honeymoon accessories!  Well … maybe we shouldn’t talk about these.

And the answer, says super-sleuth Dona R.: "The cat did it!"

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