[heard over microphone] "sleeping pups on aisle seven, next to the bath caulk and bull nose tiles. Get ‘em while they last, limited time only, one per customer"
Load up the cart, Jessica F.! (‘Ivana" pup is dreaming about the ‘I shall leeck you‘ category of this site.)
You know? Why the heck not. Can’t a pit bull lick some chicks if he/she wants to?
I know it’s bad for the pit bull image, but…
Tastes like chick-kons, Amy C….
// UPDATE — and thanks for filming this, TexasGirly1979! //
Four miniscule eenches tall, People. Check him out. He’s leading the pack of smallest pups in the Guinness Book…
Ahhnnnnggghh…
Way to send this one in, everyone…
Let’s get this thing going. Branson and I are taking this basket around the world. Allll I need to do is attach the enormous Macy’s Day Parade bone-shaped balloon and we’re Audi 5000.
MUSH! [paw up]
Oh dear, the sender-inner’s name is nowhere to be found at the moment, but I shall update post-haste!
Ladies, there is not enough Botox in the WORLD to solve mah problems. The name is McSmooshersons. Wrinkles..McSmooshersons.
Try not to soft-kronche my nose roll.
Sway W….You rocketh.
These ‘tocks are over the top.They must be stopped.
Erin M., you know what you have to do.
HOLA MUCHACHOES!
* Don’t forget to roll your rrrr’s, Laura E.!
Maniac!
Maniac!
Right here on the floorrrrr!
Sherry… I think your "FlashPup" is gonna make it into the ballet…
Um, are these labradoodles? I think they are… And could this sheep-skin-Labradoodle scene get any fluffier? The answer is none. None more fluffier.
OK, the scene would actually be fluffier if THIS GUY suddenly crawled out. But that’s the only way. Right Sarah E.?
You need an énteriorr deesignarre to help you spruce up zee apartmont? Considère Boxère Intérieur Déesigns. We use zuh lime green shag on AAUL hour déesigns. Zuh clee-onts, zey lof eet. You cannot go wrong wis zuh lime. Eet ees more—how do you say?— éxpénséeve, but zuh lime—she ees worss eet. [sips Champagne from dog flute bowl] Weh.
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