Welll THAT’S a relief. I was worried I would have to forgo the primate action for my next promo. [wiping brow] See Banana for more details (for your promotional needs). You heard me;


Boing Boing found this one….

Amazing Love Secrets Revealed!

‘allo!  Mah nahm ees Joost-een LeFonque, an’ ah weel teach yoo ze see-crahts of LOFFF!  Ze farst see-craht ees ze aaht-moss-pheer.  Eet mosst be ze rho-man-teek for ze beoot-ee-ful lah-deez, wis ze can-dalls and ze bahth wis ze boob-bahls.

Waance you haf ze rho-man-teek aaht-moss-pheer, yoo waal-come ze lah-deez …

'allo, mah dar-leengs...


Wot’s dat, yoo say?  Yoo do not haf ze lah-zar vee-shon?  Dan yoo can-not haf ze LOFF!!

Eet also halps me evade ze traf-feek tee-kets!

Bow wow chicka bow wow, Alexis L.

2 months old and already sooooo fashionabuhls!

Check out the pequeno lid on this pup. As modeled by the delicious model "Pipoca" (PopCorn).

Luke´s puppy, originally uploaded by Tamy Yasue.

The Cute Overload Interview with Mr. Hewitt.

Famous for the hard-hitting questions no one else has the fluffy nads to ask, it’s…THE CUTE OVERLOAD INTERVIEW!

CUTE OVERLOAD: Who… are you?
MR. HEWITT: The name is Mr. Hewitt. I’m a Pomeranian with an awesome haircut that makes me look like a mini bear.


CUTE OVERLOAD: What’s your deal?
MR. HEWITT: Um, I was discovered in a dentist’s office in Los Angeles by a family relative of this blog.


CUTE OVERLOAD: A dentist’s off—
MR. HEWITT: Yeah, I hang out here most of the day, making sure patients are sufficiently distracted during cleanings and teeth yankings. They can’t keep their eyes off me. People come in for 9 cleanings a year with me around. I’m good for business. [yawn]


CUTE OVERLOAD: Do people ask oral hygiene advice from a Pomeranian?
MR. HEWITT: In a word; yes. We’re in L.A.! Talking dogs are tewtelly normal.


CUTE OVERLOAD: You’re a unique pup. Tell us about your background.
MR. HEWITT: I came in second place in a dog show in the Philippines. I emigrated here when I was younger, and have been delighting Beverly HIlls dental patients ever since. I haven’t had any offspring, though my demeanor has made me so popular, everyone asks if I’d consider knocking up some beeyatch for a litter of pups.


CUTE OVERLOAD: We’ve hear you say that you "give small dogs a good name". How is that?
MR. HEWITT: I don’t yip a bit, Baby. I’m as mellow as a frakking Cognac. [pants]


CUTE OVERLOAD: Ever see any celebs at the office?
MR. HEWITT: Yes, and they ALL bring their small dogs in—annoying!


CUTE OVERLOAD: What sort of female pup need not apply to Mr. Hewitt?
MR. HEWITT: I got this thing for dog legs. Don’t hold it against me!


Nina B. and Mr. Hewitt, sittin’ in a tree…

I got my Lion cut and and I am READY TO PARTY

"The chicks LOVE IT.

Seriously. Rowr." [Lion impression with pffft pffft paw swipe]


Matt and Danielle R., way to instill confidence in puppehs everywhere

THIS JUST IN: Tiny, puggular ear flappage

We interrupt "Intervention: Cats in Boxes" to bring you this tiny pug with unbelieeeeeveably munchable ear flaps.

Also, on a completely unrelated note, this pup bears an uncanny resemblance to Jack Black.


Yana S. I think it’s the "eyebrows".

The annoying Christmas cards are starting to roll in

[Holier-than-thou Papillion voice] "I’ve been soooooooooo busy this year! I’ve hardly had time to make these cards to send to you people! Yes, I’ve been keeping busy with my martini ‘n’ cigar parties, looking after the twins and my dog CPA practice. Hope you’re wellllllll!" [singsong]


Ryan S., I shall feature this one prominently on my mantel…thaaannnnnnks


Awwww, isn’t that kee-yoot? That lady’s got one of those novelty backpacks …

Vrrrroooom, vrrooooom!

… you know, the kind that look just like a … just like a …

Wow, they look so realistic up close.

a … a …

Well, hi there!

I’m speechless, A. S.

Is it me, or does this tree get taller every year?

"Leroy, that’s too much tinsel on the left side … Somebody help Maybelle, she’s tangled up in the lights again … No, Betty-Bob, we can’t decorate the backside of the tree this year, because we just don’t have the — ornaments."

I'm re-e-e-ally not looking forward to putting the angel on top.

Photo sender-innered by MaryBeth, who has more cuteness and an amazing puppy rescue story on her blog.

And then there were three…

According to my only real source of news, DListed, the Shiba Inu puppy cam is losing three puppehs today:

"It was announced that three of the puppies (Ando, Autumn and Akoni) will be leaving us today for their new lives!!! That leaves just AyumiAki. But they will probably be skipping out of hearts soon as well."

GOODBYE SWEET PUPPEHS! We shall miss your inappropriate licking, snorfing nap pile and stocked living room crib action.

Live TV by Ustream

[head bow in the direction of Michael K.]


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