Puppyhuffers Anonymous

"Hello, I’m Bryan H., and I’m a puppyhuffer." (crowd: "Hi, Bryan…")

"It all started innocently enough.  I was at a party, and someone was passing around a … a puppy.  And I’m thinking, just one puppy, what harm could it do?  Well, now I’ve got a five-puppy-a-day habit, man!  I just can’t stop huffing them puppies!"

And you weel huff me tooooo ... yesss you weeeel ...

We’re here for ya, Bryan and Celia H.

Hover Craft Pup

[Pup looks up]

Um, Legs please?

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Cody, originally uploaded by fantasie country. Sender-Inner Lori Dubyah, thank you <3

“It’s a good thing you have a big butt, Mister”

Um, I just watched this 15 times IN A ROW.

This puppeh MUST GET IN THERE!!! He must.

Jeter MUST get in there, Keely S.! MUST!

THIS JUST IN: A Puppitude in a Bowl

—We now return you to your regularly scheduled political bitching—

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Honk-shu, L.D.

Look! A delicious snack attached to my ‘tocks!

Oh!


2008-06-22 8136, originally uploaded by bobisbob.

[Eyes roll back into head like it's friggin' SHARK WEEK]


2008-06-22 8134, originally uploaded by bobisbob.

Loreh W., where would I be weethout your submeeeeeshonssss [singsong]

“All I ever wanted was a kitten.”

And now she has not just one but SEVEN HUNDRED OF THEM!

Wait, wait, before you think ‘crazy cat lady’ get a load of this awesome story.

And dogs too, Emma S.Visit this amazing place online at Cat House on the Kings.com

Wigs for—eye roll—Dogs.

Just when you thought you were safe, it’s: Wiggles Dog Wigs!

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In washable synthetic fibers!

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With holes for the ears!

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Featuring chin straps for maximum comfort!

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In all the colors you WANT! In all the styles you could dream of!

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Molly C., Donald Trump is jeaaaaaalooooous! [singsong]

“Celebridogs”

…and pet rescue advocates Lulu and Lolly are heading your way! (just look up, they might be skydiving on your head NOW!)

They have one simple goal; to make a difference in the lives of rescue animals! Especially the rescue organization from which Lolly comes. Check them and their fundraising products out!

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Don’t miss the Lulu and Lolly Greatest Hit too, Molly C.

Honesht, Ossifer I’m telling the troof!

Hic!

You see, Osshifer, There was this dog, with a diamond collar, and he told me to hop in and we’d go cruising for poodles or something—I DON’T KNOW HOW I EVEN GOT HERE!

Hic. Sniff.

My Mom’s gonna kill me.

You can call me Ralph, 'cause I think I'm about to ...

Just send us the cleaning bill for those shoes, Montgomery G.

Real Men Dig Teh Qte

They’re covered in tattoos and have scary biker names, but these bad boys were born to be mild.  They’re the men of Rescue Ink, and as profiled in the New York Times, they speak out against animal abuse and find loving homes for abused animals all over the Big Apple. They’re not vigilantes, as they’re quick to point out, but they’ll get in an abuser’s face as much as the law allows — and they can be very persuasive.

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... and I will hug him, and love him, and brush his lit-tuhl furry body ...

See all photos and the full story over at the New York Times. Badass submishe, Paul K.

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