They’re covered in tattoos and have scary biker names, but these bad boys were born to be mild. They’re the men of Rescue Ink, and as profiled in the New York Times, they speak out against animal abuse and find loving homes for abused animals all over the Big Apple. They’re not vigilantes, as they’re quick to point out, but they’ll get in an abuser’s face as much as the law allows — and they can be very persuasive.
Cut costly drafts coming in thru window sills and along door bottoms!
The last thing you want is to let the heat escape under doors orthrough drafty window sills. With more heat staying in the house, you won’t have to crank up the thermocat, and that means you’ll save on heating bills.
[Said softly in legal guy voice] Draft Guards require 800 pounds of chow a day.
ANOTHER great tip from Lori W.
"It has come to my attention that our company is faced with a crisis. Now, I want to be pro-active here, so I’ve called this little pow-wow to make sure we’re all on the same page about this thing.
"Now, men, a crisis is nothing but an opportunity mixed with danger. In fact, it was the ancient Egyptians who combined the symbols for opportunity and danger because they had never heard it before, the word crisis, I mean, but anyway, if we work as a team, we can seize this bull by the horns (or maybe it was the Chinese), and think outside the box to fast-track a best-in-breed, synergistic solution that will facilitate a sea change throughout our enterprise.
"And remember, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie … in, er, meat pie, and the anagram of meat is team, and … mmm, pie … I’m sorry, what was the question again?"
I think I used to work for this guy, Kate M.
FOR SALE, BY ORIGINAL OWNER
THANKS FOR LOOKING!
Still not convinced? Look how great these specs look with a moist nosicle.
Freddie B., I bid…. ONE MEELLION DOLLARS!
Finding (and sleeping in) a sunbeam is cute.
Someone update Wikipedia C.O. Rules STAT, Susanna R.!
Ehn. [Eyes flutter closed and go back to sleepies]
Get your nose a-sniffin / Head out on the highway / Lookin’ for aromas / And whatever comes our way…
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN TOOOO BEEEE
Totally awesome submish-osity from the aptly-named Joy H.
Hidden in this seemingly ordinary photo are clues to help you solve … (pause for dramatic effect) … A MURRRR–DERRRRR! (dun, dun, DUUUUUUNNNNNN!) Study this scene carefully — can you unravel the mystery?
NEED A HINT? Pay close attention to these clues:
A magazine opened to a picture of Courtney Cox-Arquette! The victim must have been engrossed in an article about the lanky Friends co-star, allowing the killer to sneak up from behind!
A dead chicken clutching a billiard ball! Could this have been the murder weapon?
A custom-made fur-lined beer-can holder! (partially obscured by dog) Ah-HAH! Alcohol must have been involved!
A basket with a variety of Japanese honeymoon accessories! Well … maybe we shouldn’t talk about these.
And the answer, says super-sleuth Dona R.: "The cat did it!"
"Aw, Dad, I don’t wanna get out yet! You better leave me in here because … ahmm … I’m a mad dog! Yep, that’s it, check out the foam! Growl! I’m completely off my rocker, better not get near me! Growl, growl!"
"No? Well, then … uhmmm … I’m SANTA CLAUS! Yeah, that’s the ticket! See, with the hat? Ho, ho, ho, you’d better not take me out of this tub yet, or it’s no presents for you, nuh huh …"
They’re such a handful at that age, Scott H.