Let’s check in on Martha’s puppehs

Unless you’ve been sleeping under a rock, you prolly know that Martha Stewart is considering a new puppeh to join her family. Her pup "Paw Paw" passed away in April. Barooooooo! And she is considering a new puppeh (or THREE).

Ya’ll made it very clear with our Cute Overload poll that you wanted Marth to adopt all three pups below. Here is the latest on their almost-weaned status. To see MORE photos of the three Chowskiteers, check out the Martha Blog.

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Their paws and stubbular limbs have grown, and they all look like miniature bears.

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We still think "Nom Nom" is far and away the best name choice. Right Eliad L.?

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For those of you who CAN’T GET ENOUGH XTreme Puppeh Schnozzle Action, there’s this page of Noses.

Your daily requirement has now been fulfilled. Thank you.

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I’ve got 100% of my daily XPSA now, Panda Amanda.

You Lookin’ at Me?

Whaddya lookin’ at?  Huh?  You lookin’ at me?  Well, I’m the only one here, so you gotta be lookin’ at something.  What, I look funny to you, like I’m a clown, I amuse you?  I make you laugh, I’m here to frickin’ amuse you?  Whaddya lookin’ at?  Hah?  HAAAAAHH?!  Yeah, that’s right, you better keep walkin’, ya goombah.

Seriously, all kidding aside, what are you looking at?

He’s such a good fella, Judy K.

For That Pom-tastic Smile!

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Found on Wag Reflex, the Amazon.com pet blog

You want a real dog!?

Just found this image at "Crap Dogs"! They inadvertently provided us with a very prosh image.

Yay Crap Dogs! Thank you for putting together a lovely array of puppehs for us to peruse. ;)

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Holy backfiring, SJT!

Hilarious idea for a blog, though.

Chow Chow Vote Vote Results Results!

Last week, Martha Stewart posted on her blog a request to help decide on a new puppy since her dear pup Paw Paw had passed away. Here she is with Paw Paw right before he died :(

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Fortunately, some of Paw Paw’s grandsons are available. When asked which pup Martha should choose, over twelve thousand of you voted, and by OVERWHELMING MARGIN, decided that Martha should choose not one, but ALL THREE new Chow Chow puppies below. (Shocker!)

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The Peeps have spoken, Martha!

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And now, to pick some names. Chief Sister Officer suggests "Nom Nom" :D

More pics of these puppies here and Martha’s goodbye to Paw Paw post here.

You are cordially invited to a Sunbeam Chew

Hallô Cherie.

Eet has been a while seence I haf done zees accent. You meessed eet. You meessed moi, I can tell by zuh look in those infinite pools you call eyes. You must join moi in zuh sunbeam for a chew. We chew zuh toy togezère.

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Your noms, zey are so petite!

Your muzzlepowshe she ees reflected in zuh blue plastique!

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Your companie, eet ees like a fiery Gauloise cigarette, making me dizzy wis love!

And now, just let me kees [puts paw over your mouth in 'ssssh!' position]

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Holy Charm-a-thon, Tammy!

Mrs. Gunderson Pauses to Reflect

"Oh, sure — he just wanted to show me his etchings, he said.  It would only take a few minutes, he said.  *sigh…*  I was happy once; I had a career, I had my figure, I went to parties every night.  And now look at me."

At least the 'only a few minutes' part was honest, grr...

What can I say, Jill?   We men are all alike.

It’s the Insanely Happy Dog Show!

Who’ll always smile and never frown?
It’s Insanely Happy Dog!
Who turns those sad days upside-down?
It’s Insanely Happy Dog!

Who’s a friend to every boy, girl and cat,
And no, his face didn’t get stuck like that,
He’s just happy to see you, so come on, let’s go,
It’s the Insaaaaaane-leeeeee
Haaaaa-peeeee Doooooooooooog
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!

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The Insanely Happy Dog Show is a Tiffany G. Production.

Which Chow Chow should Martha pick?

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING and give us your IMPORTANT OPINION!

Martha Stewart (yes, that Martha Stewart) is looking for a new Chow Chow puppeh, and cannot decide which of the following pups to pick. Her dear pup "Paw Paw" passed away in April. Get your hanky ready for this sweet blog post on Paw Paw. All three of the pups below are grand-pups of Paw Paw.

Her new puppular choices are: 1 (on left) 2 (on top of one and three) 3 (on right). Here they are at 1 week old:

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SHE ONLY HAS TWO WEEKS TO FIGURE THIS OUT! (before the puppies are weaned) And it’s lollipop cupcake season so there isn’t a moment to lose!

Three boys all in a row

We’re kinda partial to the smallest one on the left. They all have excellent stubbularness, tho. You know what to do; help Martha and vote vote vote like a bebeh stoat!

 

It’s a good thing, Susan H.!