Please—no "The Good, the Bad and The Adorable" jokes.
I have heard eet before. [lights crusty cigarillo and looks away]
[familiar whistling song heard in background] As soon as I get out of dees hum-drum suburbs, I weel find dee gold coins.
Dee gold coins I WAS DESTEENED TO FIND! No one weel stop me.
I weel earn more than a feestfull of dollars when I find dees treasure. [puff on cigarillo]
Ahn, my beloved town of San Miguel—she calls. For me.
Kate G., I suggest you take his guns away.
Alert reader and trendsetter Renée K. says she just found our site and read the ENTIRE archive in one day. No wonder the chihuahua fell asleep. [rim shot] Oh!
Zzzzzzzzzz 
Good night, Gus.
You took it again didn’t you.
DIDN’T YOU!?
Return it this INSTANT, Ashley B.H.! And great work on the outfit, photo and text
You People are totally writing these things yourselves now. Sender-inner Rosie W. writes:
"*SCHLORMP* ( ball inhaled off floor) and behold! the most delicate of toy graspings evar!"
Absolutely correct. [Looking over glasses at specimen]
Rosie, it’s a good thing you know how to write these. You just saved me 2.3 minutos.
Because his prosh ears will… entrance… you… into… lining… up…next to him—what were we talking about?
Extremely powerful pup you got there, Alexandra A. Strange—I just went out and bought milkbones for no reason…
Says Sender-Inner Catherine S.; "this is Flash, our little wiener dog. She’s 10 pounds of hell (cuz she’s 14 years old!) and just luvs to bask in the sun with her chicken stix splayed out. The splaying gives us a cute view of the ‘tockage."
True. True. [nodding with chin in hand]
Oh, and love the creepy sliver of window in the back—adding depth noooow [sing in Rocky theme]
In the end (heh) Catherine S. decided she wanted a ‘tock to go.
People, this is what happens when pups and meerkats spend a leeeeeeetle too moishe time together. You get what’s called a Meerpup ("PupKat" was also an option, but too confusing)
Sigh [head tilt]
Good news is that MeerPup is adoptable at Bideawee Thanks, Tiffany L.
That toilet paper roll was GOING TO ATTACK and prolly WIPE YOU TO DEATH!
I swear it was gonna.
But I saved you. Yes, I did. [claps paws in 'done!' motion]
Linda C., thank the Lo’ you had someone watching your back.
Aside from the Sweateuw sock-wear for kittehs, ripped Flashdance-wear has to be the most popular homemade pet wear out thar.
Tiggy is a MANIAC, Lyra H.
[Giant Newfoundland pup eye looks around]
Harummph.
[Pup's eye closes, pup goes back to dreaming about "Lake Tinkle" ]
Ian W., looks verrrry comfortuhbuhls.
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