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I CANNOT GO HIKING, FISHING OR OTHERWISE UNTIL—

—we cuddle.

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CUDDLING ENHANCE!:

 

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Nice bliss, Shonti Lynn.

This relationship just isn’t working.

[Cat voice] Listen. It’s not me you it’s me.

We’ve given it a GOOD SHOT.

Are you even listening, Rex?

Ray-ray-ray-ray-ray-mi the Minx YOU knooooow what I like LOL.

Let Sleeping Dogs Cry

"ehrn … robot tentacles … wait … arghh … can’t escape, floor made of Crisco … stop, don’t … not the chicken, not the chicken, NOT THE CHICKEN! … gasp … toothpaste, leiderhosen, Richard Simmons … why am I covered in maple syrup?! … I’ve got to warn Batman about the pomegranates …"

No more garlic Milk-Bones before bedtime, Dan K.

Area Man Punches Shark To Save Terrier

There he was just minding his own dog business…. cruising along dog paddling…

When suddenly… [Jaws music]

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SHARK ATTACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!

This lil’ terrier was attacked by a shark.

As you can see [Doctor's voice] he got monched in his mid-section and pawsitude areas.

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Thankfully, the terrier’s owner, decided to land a PONCHE or two on the attacking shark, breaking the terrier free, and both terrier and man and shark are living happily ever after as a result. Ahn.

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Yes, we’ll add this guy to the C.O. Dating service,Amanda L. via Guanabee.com

Puppy huffing is SWEEPING THE NAYSHONS

Go ahead, People, take a BIG HIT!

Snoooooooooooooooooooorf (Unbelievable snorfing sounds)

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I mean it. It’s GOOD for you!

I’m Chief Cuteologist, you can trust me.

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You simply *must* feel better now. Right, Amanda J.?

Not Tonight, Honey…

"I have a headache and I’m tired and I have to get up early and I’m not in the mood and I’m still upset about that time in 1993 when I asked you if those Capri pants made me look fat and you had to think about it before answering ‘no.’  So I am now activating the Wifely Force Field of Solitude — BZZZT! — and you can go sleep on the couch."

Uh, hudey?  Goth my thongue stuckth to the forcth field, here.

Jeez, Tatyana S., what’d I say?

At least this Beagle has a Bail Out plan…

Will he make it!? Will his plan get enough votes!? WATCH TO FIND OUT!

Riveting, Kathleen S.!

I Am Soooooo Disappointed in You

"(sigh …)  What am I going to do with you?  I leave you alone for just ten minutes and all heck breaks loose!  Well, you’d better straighten this out, starting by fixing the broken window … AND putting out the fire … AND getting back every last bit of the missing plutonium … AND rounding up all the flesh-eating zombies … AND plugging up the hole in the space/time continuum …"

... and I suppose this whole stock market thing is your fault, too.

I feel guilty just looking at him, Kerry W.

The Sandwich Stealer Writes in!

The epic Sandwich Stealer wrote us!!!

The basset hound we featured we back in ’06 sent a very proud calendar beauty shot our way. Check it out, and check out the original post.

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[Cliff Claven voice] Did anyone uh, notice me there? Take this, uh, sandwich here?

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No?

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Well, Okey Dokes, then.

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Carina V., I love how Molly the Basset’s lips wrap around her prey like that. The adventure!

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Wow, that’s like before we even did hovertexts ‘n’ stuff. Congratulations on your calendar appearance, Molly!

Shop Smart. Shop Cute-Mart.

For all your ooh-ing and aah-ing needs, shop Cute-Mart!  We’ve got puppies by the pound, and kittens by the kaboodle!  Sample our Hammies on Rye in our deli section, and take home some fresh-baked Disapproving Buns! This week’s schpecial: Schnauzer, $2.99/lb.

Man, I HATE it when they mark me down.

Bleen-up on aisle four, Jennifer L.!

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