Puppy by day—fabulous SHEEPSKIN ACCESSORY BY NIGHT

"That’s right Baybees. I leev a double life."

"I am bos doggeh, and… ruug."

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"Eet ees hard, but — how you say? Necessaire…"

 

Sammy2_2

Um, Christina M., Neiman Marcus called and wants to carry these in their New York City stores…

Mr. Tough Guy

"Oh boy, ohboyohboyohboy … lemmie at ‘im, boss, lemmie at ‘im!  I’ll moidalize the bum!"

Eating in MY field -- who does he think he is?

"That’s right, boss!  We’re goin’ in for the kill!  Now just leggo my collar and you’ll see some serious butt-kicking, yes sirree!  Watch me mop the floor with this no-good, pencil-necked …"

Hmmm, THIS should be interesting...

"Mnnnnyeeeessssss?  You were saying …?"

Ahmm, errrr ... well, that is ... what I meant to say was ...

"… so remember, shorty, (smack!) this is MY field! (smack!)  And now, if you’ll excuse me …"

Y-yes, sir ... T-thank you, sir ...

"Well, hey there, darlin’—How you doin’?  Whaddya say you ditch these dogs and join me at a little party I’m throwing?"

It's a stag party, naturally.

BONUS PHOTOS!  I couldn’t quite work these into my silly little story, but they’re too good not to share, so enjoy:

Nice composition in this shot!

It's a sniff-a-thon!

THAT … is five different flavors of awesome, Laura M.

Take Us to Your Leader

We have come to your planet in search of Kittehs!

[Red flying saucer lands]

Take us to your Leader or ye shall perish

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We might take a nap before you take us to your leader

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So that we may appear refreshed when we finally met him or her

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Zzzzzzzzzzz. [Mission collapses]

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Well, nice try I guess, Tanya C.

And Now, a Word From Our Sponsor

(FADE IN on backyard. MUSIC UP, delicate piano with strings)

ANNOUNCER:  These are the Schlackmann Years™—the most precious years of your baby’s life. First steps. First words. And, most important of all, first solid foods.  Maybe that’s why more mothers feed their babies Schlackmann’s Puppies than any other brand. Only Schlackmann’s Puppies are scientifically bred to be easy to chew, and gentle to your baby’s delicate digestive system. And only Schlackmann’s comes in the variety of breeds and flavors babies love. So make them special years; Make them Schlackmann Years.™

Grape Doberman?  My favorite!

Were you a Schlackmann’s kid, Vernel L.?

Doppelgängeroverloäd

Hold on, you’re going to see DOUBLE!

Double double double [echo echo echo]

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Hilarious wool portraiture courtesy of Amelia Makes Art!

Noooooooooooooo!

I LEFT MY LAPTOP ALONE FOR ONE MINUTE!!!

Nooooooooooo

Notice the empty teacup on the right Vernal L.? There’s your problem.

You GOTTA hear this tiny puppy tongue action.

Steps:

1. Put on your headbones
2. Crank sound
3. Listen for "tongue noises"
4. You will NOT be disappointed.

Sender-Inner Aria P. claims this is Rich’s latest favorite puppy tongue vid. Slurptastic!

Cuddles?

Sleepy Pup 1: "Hey."

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Sleepy Pup 2: Yeah?

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Sleepy Pup 1: "Cuddles?"

Sleepy Pup 2: "K."

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Cuddular Moments™ brot to you by Josh L.

He’s RIGHT behind me, isn’t he

He is isn’t he.

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Mmmmmmmm! This is SOOO GOOD!!! [Looks over shoulder] Mmmmmmmmmm! Nom nom noooom!!!

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That’s just cruel, Sarah L. croo-ell.

Shiver Me Whiskers!

Arrrrrgh, mateys!  Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and ye be aboard the SS Redonkulous, the cutest vessel what ever sailed the Internets!  I’m Captain Kidd N. Kaboodle, and if it’s adventure ye be after, then welcome aboard!  And now, here’s my first(-post) mate, Mister Bleen!


Evil things people do to their pets, originally uploaded by International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Avast there, ye scurvy dogs!  Afore ye can sail in this thread, ye’ve got to show us you’re a real pirate!  Remember, this is Talk Like A Pirate Day, so either talk the talk — or walk the plank!  Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

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