This relationship just isn’t working.

[Cat voice] Listen. It’s not me you it’s me.

We’ve given it a GOOD SHOT.

Are you even listening, Rex?

Ray-ray-ray-ray-ray-mi the Minx YOU knooooow what I like LOL.

Let Sleeping Dogs Cry

"ehrn … robot tentacles … wait … arghh … can’t escape, floor made of Crisco … stop, don’t … not the chicken, not the chicken, NOT THE CHICKEN! … gasp … toothpaste, leiderhosen, Richard Simmons … why am I covered in maple syrup?! … I’ve got to warn Batman about the pomegranates …"

No more garlic Milk-Bones before bedtime, Dan K.

Area Man Punches Shark To Save Terrier

There he was just minding his own dog business…. cruising along dog paddling…

When suddenly… [Jaws music]

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SHARK ATTACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!

This lil’ terrier was attacked by a shark.

As you can see [Doctor's voice] he got monched in his mid-section and pawsitude areas.

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Thankfully, the terrier’s owner, decided to land a PONCHE or two on the attacking shark, breaking the terrier free, and both terrier and man and shark are living happily ever after as a result. Ahn.

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Yes, we’ll add this guy to the C.O. Dating service,Amanda L. via Guanabee.com

Puppy huffing is SWEEPING THE NAYSHONS

Go ahead, People, take a BIG HIT!

Snoooooooooooooooooooorf (Unbelievable snorfing sounds)

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I mean it. It’s GOOD for you!

I’m Chief Cuteologist, you can trust me.

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You simply *must* feel better now. Right, Amanda J.?

Not Tonight, Honey…

"I have a headache and I’m tired and I have to get up early and I’m not in the mood and I’m still upset about that time in 1993 when I asked you if those Capri pants made me look fat and you had to think about it before answering ‘no.’  So I am now activating the Wifely Force Field of Solitude — BZZZT! — and you can go sleep on the couch."

Uh, hudey?  Goth my thongue stuckth to the forcth field, here.

Jeez, Tatyana S., what’d I say?

At least this Beagle has a Bail Out plan…

Will he make it!? Will his plan get enough votes!? WATCH TO FIND OUT!

Riveting, Kathleen S.!

I Am Soooooo Disappointed in You

"(sigh …)  What am I going to do with you?  I leave you alone for just ten minutes and all heck breaks loose!  Well, you’d better straighten this out, starting by fixing the broken window … AND putting out the fire … AND getting back every last bit of the missing plutonium … AND rounding up all the flesh-eating zombies … AND plugging up the hole in the space/time continuum …"

... and I suppose this whole stock market thing is your fault, too.

I feel guilty just looking at him, Kerry W.

The Sandwich Stealer Writes in!

The epic Sandwich Stealer wrote us!!!

The basset hound we featured we back in ’06 sent a very proud calendar beauty shot our way. Check it out, and check out the original post.

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[Cliff Claven voice] Did anyone uh, notice me there? Take this, uh, sandwich here?

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No?

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Well, Okey Dokes, then.

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Carina V., I love how Molly the Basset’s lips wrap around her prey like that. The adventure!

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Wow, that’s like before we even did hovertexts ‘n’ stuff. Congratulations on your calendar appearance, Molly!

Shop Smart. Shop Cute-Mart.

For all your ooh-ing and aah-ing needs, shop Cute-Mart!  We’ve got puppies by the pound, and kittens by the kaboodle!  Sample our Hammies on Rye in our deli section, and take home some fresh-baked Disapproving Buns! This week’s schpecial: Schnauzer, $2.99/lb.

Man, I HATE it when they mark me down.

Bleen-up on aisle four, Jennifer L.!

Breaking News Bulletin!

MEYRIN, Switzerland — More troubles befell the Large Hadron Collider, buried beneath the Swiss-French border, when a trio of puppies were sucked into the particle stream through an air intake and were accidentally fused.  Although the puppies appear to be healthy, doctors caution that certain activities, such as fetch-the-stick, may become more complicated.

... and number twos?  Seriously, you don't want to know.

Can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs, Jenny J.

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