And Now, a Word From Our Sponsor

(FADE IN on backyard. MUSIC UP, delicate piano with strings)

ANNOUNCER:  These are the Schlackmann Years™—the most precious years of your baby’s life. First steps. First words. And, most important of all, first solid foods.  Maybe that’s why more mothers feed their babies Schlackmann’s Puppies than any other brand. Only Schlackmann’s Puppies are scientifically bred to be easy to chew, and gentle to your baby’s delicate digestive system. And only Schlackmann’s comes in the variety of breeds and flavors babies love. So make them special years; Make them Schlackmann Years.™

Grape Doberman?  My favorite!

Were you a Schlackmann’s kid, Vernel L.?

Doppelgängeroverloäd

Hold on, you’re going to see DOUBLE!

Double double double [echo echo echo]

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Hilarious wool portraiture courtesy of Amelia Makes Art!

Noooooooooooooo!

I LEFT MY LAPTOP ALONE FOR ONE MINUTE!!!

Nooooooooooo

Notice the empty teacup on the right Vernal L.? There’s your problem.

You GOTTA hear this tiny puppy tongue action.

Steps:

1. Put on your headbones
2. Crank sound
3. Listen for "tongue noises"
4. You will NOT be disappointed.

Sender-Inner Aria P. claims this is Rich’s latest favorite puppy tongue vid. Slurptastic!

Cuddles?

Sleepy Pup 1: "Hey."

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Sleepy Pup 2: Yeah?

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Sleepy Pup 1: "Cuddles?"

Sleepy Pup 2: "K."

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Cuddular Moments™ brot to you by Josh L.

He’s RIGHT behind me, isn’t he

He is isn’t he.

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Mmmmmmmm! This is SOOO GOOD!!! [Looks over shoulder] Mmmmmmmmmm! Nom nom noooom!!!

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That’s just cruel, Sarah L. croo-ell.

Shiver Me Whiskers!

Arrrrrgh, mateys!  Today be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and ye be aboard the SS Redonkulous, the cutest vessel what ever sailed the Internets!  I’m Captain Kidd N. Kaboodle, and if it’s adventure ye be after, then welcome aboard!  And now, here’s my first(-post) mate, Mister Bleen!


Evil things people do to their pets, originally uploaded by International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Avast there, ye scurvy dogs!  Afore ye can sail in this thread, ye’ve got to show us you’re a real pirate!  Remember, this is Talk Like A Pirate Day, so either talk the talk — or walk the plank!  Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh!

Are we there yet Are we there yet Are we there yet

Are we there yet

Are we there yet

Are we there yet

Are we there yet

Pups

WELL ARE WE Jerry A.?!

First day of School, 2008

Name:  Tommy McAndersen
Grade: 7th
Teacher: Mrs. Sonderson (Social Studies)/Mr. Berry (Math)
Sports: Rugby, X-Country, Badminton (Junior Varsity Doubles)
Extracurricular: Yearbook, Milliard Fillmore Trivia Club
"When I Grow up I want to be": Fed

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Carly L., GREAT find (espesh the rugby shirt flare-ups) ALL THIS AND MORE at Furtographs.com!

PupNapper 3000™

Finding a napping partner is never easy. It’s even worse when you have a cold neck and don’t know where to turn!

THAT’S where the PupNapper 3000 comes in. The entire family can share one.

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The 3000 model has built-in heater included, modular ear floppage (see versatile ear placement above).

Tiny snorting noises may occur.

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Kim T., I’ll take two.

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