Yes, shower caps ARE really necessary

We REALLY don’t want any lavender-scented Pup soap in our earses.

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Jen S., we’d like to see the ‘after’ picture too please.

Problems? I don’t got no stinkin’ problems.

Not a one.

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They tried to make me go to Pot Hab and I said "nyerhe!" "nyerhe!" "nyerhe!" Johanna S. and JPGMag.

A puppeh in the hand is worth…

Two in the bush?

Three hamsters and a fish?

Four sets of bear ‘tocks? What? What is it worth, People! Tell me! (In the Comments!)

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BTW, love the privacy tail, Helene L.

*Yawn*

Your story has become tiresome.

Wake me up when you properly deliver a punchline.

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Yaaaaaaawn, Helene L. [holding hand up to mouf]

We’re Running Out of Office Space

"… And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because Itold Bill that if they move my drawer one more time, then I’m going to quit, because they’vemoved my drawer four times already this year, butthen they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, and I keptthe staples for the Swingline stapler and it’s not okay because if theytake my stapler then I’ll set the building on fire…"

... and then they moved my drawer to storage and there was garbage on it ...

Yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, Veronica H.

Jump Start Your Day <- Heh

Who!
Needs!
Coffee!
When!
You!
Have!
This!?

[Sproinging continues 'til sunset]

I’m going back to sleep now Heather C.

THIS JUST IN: Headless horseman puppeh costume

People, this is truly redonk and spectacular!

Check out this Headless Horseman Halloween costume made of PVC, fiberfill and kids clothes. It’s a TREAT!

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FIVE STARS, Newfy! See this and more recent submissions over at the Martha Stewart/CuteOverload Pet Costume Contest!

How Many Times I Gotta Tell You Kids?

Don’t leave your Chewbacca Halloween costume laying on the floor!  It’ll get all wrinkled!

Try to iron me, and I'll rip your arm off.  Wookees have been known to do that.

Won’t happen again, Jennifer M.

Watching WAY too much TLC

Rupert finally realizes Chester actually LIKES Frank’s trompe l’oeil wall painting/tiki bar room makeover.

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Monica W., may your living room walls never have hay stuck to them.

Wylee takes Widget under his wing

Sender-Inner Gina C. works at an animal shelter in New Hampshire, and sometimes her "work" comes home with her.

Meet Widget, a foster kitten she raised from 3 days old. Gina’s pup Wylee helped raise Widget too, obviously teaching him to snuggles,

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How to "Baroo",

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They’re still working on eyeball focusing…

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Gina C., that is some sweet paw nommage.

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