Put the vacuum back in the closet

I already vacuumed up the food bits left under the dinner table.

I think the vacuum is still hungry though.

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I really like the super schnozzle suction on this model, Karen G.

p.s. you’re hosed! ;)

After Labor Day, Pre-Easter Fashion Rules

I hate that I can’t wear white shoes after labor day—who made up this stupid rule anyway?

F&#k it. I’m going to put on a linen suit right now.


cute puppy, originally uploaded by .klash.

Thanks to the always fashionable C.S.O.

Synchronized Sleeping

And let’s check in on the canine semi-finals now … looks like Bozie and Monty are in good form here as they enter their second hour …

And snore, two, three ... and yawn, two, three ...

And meanwhile, in the kitten division …

What's our secret?  MAGNETS!

Thanks to coaches Blythe J. (top photo) and Grace B. (bottom photo)

C.O. Travels The Globe!

And this week, we take you to the Swiss Alps, where the renowned Sludgemüller Brothers perform on the Handemonium, a traditional Swiss horn shaped like the left hand of Napoleon III.

REEEEEEEEE-COOOOOOO-LAAAAAAAAA! (x5)

May I have the next polka, Jennifer B.?

Kids, this is where Q-Tip fluff comes from.

Q-Tip cotton swab fluff is harvested from the tiniest, fluffiest puppehs so that YOUR EARS can stay clean, wax-free and well, attractive.

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If you don’t believe me, just look at the package yourself…

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(some swabs may contain Pomeranian.)

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Thanks for the education, Sender-Inner Veera J. and Igor the Japanese Spitz pup.

Mom, Ellie and I are going to do a routine

A tappa tappa tappa!
A tappa tappa tappa!

TAH-DAH!

[jazz paws]


very-cute-puppy_05, originally uploaded by cloneofsnake.

Humane Society kicking ‘tocks again

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Alert reader Ana Marie C. says of her submission "because it’s nice to see some good news". We agree!

Check out the great efforts of the Humane Society made in preparation for hurricane Gustav. Hundreds of pets were evacuated across Louisiana.

Want to support these efforts? Learn more or read more from the field here.

[About to get the ice cream headache of a lifetime]

Hot Tip: Stay cool on Labor Day!

Pup: My suggestion? Order a touch of meelks, a touch of sugares, and iced coffee the size of your bodeh.

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Um, and a straw meant for smaller muzzlepowsches would be good.

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[Internal body temp dropping, coffee getting sucked down at record speed]

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Dang it’s hot out there, People. Stay cool Pup McKayla and Sender-Inner Gordon S. :P

Puppyhuffers Anonymous

"Hello, I’m Bryan H., and I’m a puppyhuffer." (crowd: "Hi, Bryan…")

"It all started innocently enough.  I was at a party, and someone was passing around a … a puppy.  And I’m thinking, just one puppy, what harm could it do?  Well, now I’ve got a five-puppy-a-day habit, man!  I just can’t stop huffing them puppies!"

And you weel huff me tooooo ... yesss you weeeel ...

We’re here for ya, Bryan and Celia H.

Hover Craft Pup

[Pup looks up]

Um, Legs please?

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Cody, originally uploaded by fantasie country. Sender-Inner Lori Dubyah, thank you <3