Watching WAY too much TLC

Rupert finally realizes Chester actually LIKES Frank’s trompe l’oeil wall painting/tiki bar room makeover.

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Monica W., may your living room walls never have hay stuck to them.

Wylee takes Widget under his wing

Sender-Inner Gina C. works at an animal shelter in New Hampshire, and sometimes her "work" comes home with her.

Meet Widget, a foster kitten she raised from 3 days old. Gina’s pup Wylee helped raise Widget too, obviously teaching him to snuggles,

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How to "Baroo",

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They’re still working on eyeball focusing…

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Gina C., that is some sweet paw nommage.

Live, Damn You! LIVE!!

"NOOOOOOO! (puff, puff) DON’T LEAVE ME!! (puff, puff) 

I HAVEN’T HAD WALKIES YET! (puff, puff)  AND IT’S ALMOST DINNERTIME! (pounds chest) 

AT LEAST TELL ME (puff, puff) HOW TO WORK (puff, puff)  THE CAN OPENER!! (puff, puff)  NURSE!! I NEED 50 CCs OF ADRENALINE AND A CHEW TOY, STAT!!"

... and don't forget the machine that goes 'ping!'

There was (sigh) nothing we could do, Amanda L.

Puppy Barnacle

Yar! A Wee Pupnacle!

She shows up when ya leaast expect her, sticking to the sides of yer hull.

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Thar she blows Lauren F.!

Thanks ta Sailors Ellie the Black Lab and Lola is a Dobie-Doodle-Barnacle (Doberman Poodle Barnacle mix!).

Prospect Park…Jaws!

NO ONE IN BROOKLYN IS SAFE!

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Or…

Are they?

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Sender Inner Cody R., we’re wiping our brows in relief over here!!!

More C.O. Gardening Tips!

When planting dogwood, it’s very important to find a planter box that’s the right size for the dogwood you have in mind, and a dog who’ll submit to being planted.  Most dogs won’t, but … (chuckle, titter) … this dog would. (pffft, chortle, tee-hee)

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Image via Fark.com ;)

I Love it When a Friendship Just Works

"Yeah, me and Allie are like, total BFF, because we have this understanding, see.  She always gives up the sunny spot when I walk into the room, she never complains when I use her for a pillow … yep, she knows who’s boss, and I totally love that about her."

(... right, and I'll be leaving you a little thank-you gift in your dog food later.)

See, that’s the key, Katherine N.—balance.

Pup Confessional

[Pup speaking to audience] Listen, this kid has GOT to go.

I’ve been babysitting for hours and he still can’t fetch or ANYTHING.

He’s obviously… [holds up paw in whispering motion] perfectly useless.

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Sender-Inner Tom, I think you might wanna heed this advice or teach the baby to fetch—one or the other…

I got yer ‘Tocktober RIGHT HERE

Ehn!

[Splays haunches on floor]

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Stacia F.—what can I say, you’re right, it’s that time of year, and ‘tocks are EVERYWHERE.

Aie, Chihuahua!

Thoughts!?

Sender-Inner Georgia S., what do you think?!