More C.O. Travel Tips!

Many pet owners dread having to take long trips with their animals, but there’s no reason why you and your cuddly canine companion can’t enjoy the pleasure of travel together, as long as you follow these simple steps when packing your pet:

  1. Place hind legs together and fold upwards across chest
  2. Fold front legs over hind legs to secure
  3. Fold modesty tail upward to conceal naughty bits

It’s that simple!  Now you have a perfectly packed puppy, ready to check with luggage or slide into the overhead compartment.  Happy trails!

I think this lame idea just set off my mental detector.

That’s presicion work, Matt K.

Newsflash: ‘Tocktober is more than halfway over…

…So I suggest you get your ‘tocks out there on display before it’s TOO LATE.

This puppeh is just doing his part.

Tocks

Way to celebrate, Alana M.

THIS JUST IN: A dog blowing bubbles

…in a casserole dish filled with water.

..for no apparent reason.

…other than to let a guy learn how to format a short video.

Bizarro Montalban, Kelly.

Amazing True Facts of Science Revealed!

Lions can melt snow by having an orgy!

Well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I need a cigarette!

Cows can communicate telepathically with their tongues!

You DON'T want steak ... You DON'T want steak ...

Puppy breath can be used as a biological weapon!

Set wieners on stun!

And the most amazing science fact of all: Allison U. finds awesomely weird photos!!

From the ‘Made Sense at the Time!’ files

The redonkulousness continues over at the chicken coop. Get a load of this Mom hen and lil’ pup taking a nap.

Check out the expression on the face of the little chick on the left. She’s all: "Whatevs, Mom." [waddles away]

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CUDDLINGK CONQUERS ALL Judy H.! (via The Courier Mail)

Great Pit Bull PR

Whoever is doing PR for pit bulls these days is doing heckuva job.

GeniusBeauty.com is reporting that pit bull terriers have softened their stances with baby chicks AND kittehs.

Get a load of this action: Pit Bull with Chicks

Pit Bull Takes Chicks For a Swim

Pit Bull and Kitteh Chick-Sit

Pit Bull and Chicks—A year later

Nice work, Videographer TexasGirly1979 and Sender-Inner Teresa F., enlighteningk!

OK, someone REALLY wants to win.

And they just might.

It’s a "good thing." [Say in Ana Gasteyer voice]

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WAY TO GO, magazine-creating, Halloween-loving, photo-submitting pet-costume-contest submitterer!

Yes, shower caps ARE really necessary

We REALLY don’t want any lavender-scented Pup soap in our earses.

Soggles

Jen S., we’d like to see the ‘after’ picture too please.

Problems? I don’t got no stinkin’ problems.

Not a one.

Pothab

They tried to make me go to Pot Hab and I said "nyerhe!" "nyerhe!" "nyerhe!" Johanna S. and JPGMag.

A puppeh in the hand is worth…

Two in the bush?

Three hamsters and a fish?

Four sets of bear ‘tocks? What? What is it worth, People! Tell me! (In the Comments!)

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BTW, love the privacy tail, Helene L.

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