“… now, let’s see, if I carry over your doghouse amortization from the prior fiscal year to line 32-d, we can claim reasonable chewtoy wear and tear on form 2360-NOM, which should make you eligible for the one-time Razzaframitz credit under sub-section 12, paragraph 3, Jackson 5…”
Because I’m going to kick your ass in croquet.
Shannon K. is raising Tybee to take no prisoners.
At this time of year, when families may or may not gather to possibly share in various unspecified sentiments of the holiday season, the Neutral family—Ben Neutral, Coco Neutral and little Charley Neutral—would like to take this moment to wish various persons viewing this message an Easter of some sort. Or not.
Your submission has been acknowledged, Marion.
Some say furry suits…
Daniel P. titled this submission “Easter Excitement!” and he couldn’t be righter.
Remember this Easter bun? He has a super adorable (and super rare) ENTIRE PERIPHERAL FACE ROLL. That’s right, a roll of chub around his ENTIRE FACE. Let’s hope he can still see around it for egg delivery.
Matt from Urbanpug.com unleashed this guy on us.
Complete with awesome “chick hatching” sound!
Karen S., there are no bad breeds, just bad owners, right?
According to valuable news sources, The Obamas will FINALLY get their First Puppeh on Tuesday. The nation can finally breathe a COLLECTIVE SIGH OF RELIEF!
In an interesting twist, the Portuguese Water Puppeh is a descendant from Ted Kennedy’s dogs Sunny and Splash. Ahn. [head tilt] More redonk info over at FirstDogCharlie.com
“Well, those back molars look all right, but I’m seeing a little abrasion on the gums. Let’s switch you to a soft-bristle toothbrush and see if that helps.”
UPDATE: The source of the photo has been located heee-yah.
According to CNN, the White House on Thursday was swarmed with annoying, buzzing insects. No, not the press corps–bees! Secret Service beekeepers rounded up the unusual suspects, and luckily our C.O. cameras were there to photograph the perp walk: