The Lurking Nose!

In icy Nosevember, as the west wind blows
As mercury plummets and shutters close
As candles flicker their final throes
What lurks nearby, do you suppose?

Ruh-rohs!

From highs or lows, in grim repose
Its steady, strident sniffing grows
Like tell-tale hearts in tales of Poe’s
And where it comes from, no one knows.

Yesss, I yam eeen-VEEEES-ee-bulhs.

So heed this warning, to all those
Who seek out warmth for frozen toes
Where icy moistness sometimes goes,
Beware the chill of … THE LURKING NOSE!

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Warm thanks to Kirsten S.(top photo) Eilen R. (middle photo) and Emily (bottom photo.)

Let’s check in on the Shibu Puppehs…

It’s Sunday afternoon. HOW ARE THE PUPPEHS!?

Answer: Extremely squirmy

Answer: Tie-tie

Answer: Wow. They’ve gotten bigger.

Free TV : Ustream

Big Dog House Part 1 and 2

Get our your popcorn, People. In Part 1 of our Sunday movie, we find our young couple, in love, only to be thwarted by their boss!

And now, the thrilling conclusion in PART DEUX! Will love survive!?

The End, Peggah. [head tilt]

A Born Bjorn Borg

No, I’m not speaking in the Swedish Chef voice again. I’m simply reporting on this ingenious robot tennis ball-hurling contraption. This Dachshund’s Saturday night is aaaaaall set.

Elizabeth G., save your arm-thowing muscles for other things. Like commenting.

PS – encore presentayshe

At Two Dogs Dry Cleaning, we get out every last wrinkle

[Doberman] Hi, I’m Ramsey.

[Chihuahua] And I’m Pablo.At Two Dogs Dry Cleaning, we get out the wrinkles in every last garment. Sure, your size four may turn into a size 26, but it will be wrinkle-free.

[Together] Guar-ran-teed.

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Check out more of Ramsey and Pablo’s adventures at their web site :)

Proshness in About an Hour!

All right, cover your left eye and read the center line, please?

"I … A … M … T … E … H … Q … T … E"

Very good.  Now the right eye, next line, please?

"U … M … U … S … T … L … U … V … M … E"

I want the rimless What's-Her-Name frames!

20/20 redonkulous, Johanne P.

THIS JUST IN: Boston Terrier the size of a ham

I TOLD you this pup was the size of a hamster. And you didn’t believe me.

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HOW ABOUT NOW MOFOS!?

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I think we’re going to need a *SLIGHTLY* larger cage.

HoverPup takes a break

[Rrrr-eee, rrrr-eee rusty swing sound]

Hover Pup need break.

Hover Pup tired of whizzing over sidewalk at knee-height like snow-ball with eyes.

Hover Pup tie-tie.

Relax HoverPup photographed by 小火(Fire).

Hon, we just ran out of colors to mark the puppies

We also just ran out of names.

And mini tennis ball pacifiers.

Love the splayed leggages of "Green". A family dinner is by alicudi.

HOVERRR PUUUUP!

Over the sidewalk!
Across the grass!
Is it an knee-high snowball!?
Is it a… mini-cloud with eyes?

It’s HOVERRRPUUUP!!!

PETER PAN by 小火(Fire) not to be confused with "Hover Ham", which is an entirely different super hero.

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