Meanwhile, at H&R Black…

“… now, let’s see, if I carry over your doghouse amortization from the prior fiscal year to line 32-d, we can claim reasonable chewtoy wear and tear on form 2360-NOM, which should make you eligible for the one-time Razzaframitz credit under sub-section 12, paragraph 3, Jackson 5…”

Oh, just kill us now and be done with it.

Cats Rule was photographed by ap!

I hope you’re wearing your Whites

Because I’m going to kick your ass in croquet.


Shannon K. is raising Tybee to take no prisoners.

The Neutral Family Would Like To Wish You an Easter

At this time of year, when families may or may not gather to possibly share in various unspecified sentiments of the holiday season, the Neutral family—Ben Neutral, Coco Neutral and little Charley Neutral—would like to take this moment to wish various persons viewing this message an Easter of some sort. Or not.



Your submission has been acknowledged, Marion.

Some say the world will end in fire

Some say furry suits…



Daniel P. titled this submission “Easter Excitement!” and he couldn’t be righter.

This Easter bunny has more Face Chub than usual

Remember this Easter bun? He has a super adorable (and super rare) ENTIRE PERIPHERAL FACE ROLL. That’s right, a roll of chub around his ENTIRE FACE. Let’s hope he can still see around it for egg delivery.

Chubbular AND Bunnular

Matt from unleashed this guy on us.

Pit Bull hatches Easter Chicks

Complete with awesome “chick hatching” sound!

Karen S., there are no bad breeds, just bad owners, right?

White House Puppy crisis—OVER!

According to valuable news sources, The Obamas will FINALLY get their First Puppeh on Tuesday. The nation can finally breathe a COLLECTIVE SIGH OF RELIEF!


In an interesting twist, the Portuguese Water Puppeh is a descendant from Ted Kennedy’s dogs Sunny and Splash. Ahn. [head tilt] More redonk info over at

Say Aaaaahhhhhh…

“Well, those back molars look all right, but I’m seeing a little abrasion on the gums.  Let’s switch you to a soft-bristle toothbrush and see if that helps.”


UPDATE: The source of the photo has been located heee-yah.

White House Invaded by Bees!

According to CNN, the White House on Thursday was swarmed with annoying, buzzing insects. No, not the press corps–bees! Secret Service beekeepers rounded up the unusual suspects, and luckily our C.O. cameras were there to photograph the perp walk:

I was framed, I tells ya!  I'm the victim of a sting operation!
I'm worn out from all the flying, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

My Schnozzle is so long it’s out of focus

[Splink Splink eyelashes sound]

(Usually, I would use the words ‘Plink Plink’, but these eyes are unusually juicy.)


Mini dachshund “Beans” was sent in by Sara E. and photographed by Sam O’Hare.


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