Oscar the Boston Terrier didn’t sign up for this “bathing” program, but he’s still disappointed at the lack of attention to his nails.Ryan, looks like you’re keeping it clean (everything except the tub, that is).
People, we’ve always known Corgis are basically a series of nubs, but the stubbiness is getting out of hand in recent submissions. I give you:
At first, things look relatively normal here—but let’s take a closer look.
As you can see this puppeh is mostly stubs, held together by a large mass called a "body".
Exhibit C: [Jury gasps]
See what I mean? He’s almost one large pup mass with six nubules (four ‘feet’ and two ‘ears’)
Exhibit D: [Jury dumbfounded at evidence]
This picture prolly explains it best. I imagine this guy can only slither across the floor at this point.
Estimated length of "feet" one inch TOPS. First two stubbular pics by Anastasia K. Bottom two nubbular pics by Chelsea L.
Ruhmemeber last year, People?
I know you do.
Mr. Nosevember is BACK.
Cindy L., you’ve ushered in the great month of November again. Thank you.
This is a true story, about how love and kindness can carry us safely through adversity. If this story has inspired you, please forward this message to ten of your friends and share your blessing.
It’s the story of Rusty, a poor pooch whose home was flattened by a tornado. Homeless and lost, Rusty was picked up by a kindly stranger with a car …
… where he met this little lady, another sad-eyed refugee with nowhere to go — and no one to love.
But Fate had other plans. A tornado may have turned their lives upside-down, but the power of Love set things right again, and the pair became best friends. And so they drove through the ravaged countryside …
… and were soon joined by another dog, and … a cat. Okay, now I’m not sure what to do here. I mean, I was trying to work this whole romantic angle, but now … um … well, we can say that the other dog stopped by to borrow a cup of sugar, and …
Oh, come on!! Now I’ve got a cat and five dogs! Sure, it’s nice that this guy is picking up all these homeless animals and all, but he’s totally screwing up my narrative! All right, you know what? Don’t send this to ten people, see if I care! Man, this blows.
Are we inspired yet, Rusty O.?
"… and in my travels, it’s been such a genuine thrill and honor to meet so many of you hard-working, down-to-earth, honest-to-Betsy, meat-and-potatoes, tough-as-nails folks, what I like to call the ‘real dogs’ that form the best part of this great country of ours.
"Why, over there, I can see Carl the Car-Chaser, and there’s Fred the Frisbee-Catcher, and Bob the Barker, and Steve the Snorgler, and Larry the Leg-Lover, and Ned the Napper, and Ted the Toilet-Drinker-Outer-Ofer …"
Just six more days, Melissa F. the Sender-Inner …
NOW THROUGH OCTOBER 31, Dogtopolis Jaycees present the 17th annual Dr. Fluffy’s Cathouse of Horror! Enter — if you dare — and witness scenes so gruesome, you’ll leave with your tail tucked between your legs!
SEE!!! The terrifying Terrier-Eating Toilet in … THE BATHROOM OF BLOOD!!!
SEE!!! Hideous mutant experiments in … FELIX’S LABORATORY OF NIGHTMARES!!!
And your tail will tremble with terror when you come face to face with … SATAN HIMSELF!!!
The Dogtopolis Jaycees thank Chelsee I., Hans L., and Dan K. for their help with this year’s production.
"Whoa there, Lassie! Why the big hurry?"
"What’s that you say, girl? Timmy’s fallen down a well? And he’s broken both legs? And he’s surrounded by poisonous snakes?! And he’s sinking into quicksand?!? And he’s down to three percent power on his iPod?!?!"
"I’m coming, Timmy!! I shall accomplish a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular idiom!"
Let’s hope the idiom doesn’t require any heavy lifting, Kira G.
Most peeps would push others out the way during a fire, but not this pup. He stayed behind to make sure the kittens trapped inside got out safely.
Thanks to all the rubberneckers who sent this one in, especially Berthaservant!
[White pup] "Hey! Isn’t that your Corgi crush is over there?!!!"
[White pup] "I’m gonna yell your name out so she turns around!!!"
[Tan pup] "Nooooooooo! Don’t—"
[White pup] "DAISY!!! OVER HERE!!!"
[Tan pup, hiding] O… M… G.