No More Scary Movies For You, Dad

"It’s the same story every time we watch a Freddy or Jason movie:  You always say ‘I’m a big boy now, I can handle it,’ and by the time the picture’s over, you end up whimpering in my bed."

But I *swear* I can hear a chainsaw in the next room!

Looks like someone could use this handy How To Survive A Slasher Movie guide, JC.

You’re know they’re done…

When their ears pop out!

Ding! [Oven timer sound]

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Sender-Inner Anastasia K. sez Pup Ruby is home with her (and her big brother Herbie!) She also sez: "There is so much corgi cute-itude in this house right now we’re all getting sick to our stomachs!" Roight!

My dance card. Is full.

NO I CANNOT DO EVEN ONE MORE TANGO NYERHE!

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Later that night AFTER A FEW DRINKIE POOS:

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Sender-Inner Cynthia Q. of California sez: "Hello Hello!!! His name’s BoBo and we thought it’d be cute to put him in a girly bathing suit with a frilly bottom." I’ll pay for the shrink bills, Cynthia.

Aim high, Baby.

Aim High.

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There is pretty moshe nothing more that can be said except:

"Ehn!"

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I’m SURE you can come up with another caption, Megan W. I mean, WHAT IS THAT GERMAN SHEPARD THINKING!?

“We want your dog to hold their head high in what they are wearing even if it has a pom pom on it”

Those nutjobs over at Etsy are at it again! Get a load of these hats!

"If you live somewhere cold and windy and your dog’s ears turn into little icicles on the walk, this is the hat you’ve been waiting for…"

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"This is our most practical hat and is completely adjustable for the best fit so it will stay on for a long walk. It’s very soft and comfy."

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Via Etsy, via Foundshit.com, via Katy Perry’s Vanity Fair article.

A Tribute to Mr. Khan

Unfortunately, a horrible propane accident claimed the life of Martha Stewart’s baby Chow Chow "Genghis Khan" and other pups yesterday. More details are here at Martha’s blog.

Here is a muzzlepowshe and paw tribute follows. Mr. Khan at 9 weeks:

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Rare purple tongue sighting:

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Prosh paws:

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General bear-like demeanor:

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Poor thing!

These drapes? DREAAAAAADFULLLLL!

Oh COME ON.

You’ve got to be kidding me.

WHO DOES ANYTHING IN POLY-WOOL-PEACH-FIBER THESE DAYS!?

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Gina A., youreally need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.

Bad dream BAD DREAM!!!

DAMEET!

Via Failblog!

The Plot Thickens

"Um, you haven’t seen a meatloaf with hair on it, have you?  I was saving that for lunch."

And I even labeled it with my name and everything...

... you'd just think that people could keep their hands off other peoples' food.

Just look innocent and don’t say anything, Tia D.

Did You Make Your Bed This Morning?

"Oh yeah, I made my bed, all right… I MADE IT BEG FOR MERCY!  BWAH-ha-ha-ha-haaaaah!  That’s right, I’ll show the furniture in this house who’s boss!"

Wicker?  I hardly knew 'er!

You must be on a first-name basis at Pier 1 by now, Angela S.

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