At Two Dogs Dry Cleaning, we get out every last wrinkle

[Doberman] Hi, I’m Ramsey.

[Chihuahua] And I’m Pablo.At Two Dogs Dry Cleaning, we get out the wrinkles in every last garment. Sure, your size four may turn into a size 26, but it will be wrinkle-free.

[Together] Guar-ran-teed.

3

Check out more of Ramsey and Pablo’s adventures at their web site :)

Proshness in About an Hour!

All right, cover your left eye and read the center line, please?

"I … A … M … T … E … H … Q … T … E"

Very good.  Now the right eye, next line, please?

"U … M … U … S … T … L … U … V … M … E"

I want the rimless What's-Her-Name frames!

20/20 redonkulous, Johanne P.

THIS JUST IN: Boston Terrier the size of a ham

I TOLD you this pup was the size of a hamster. And you didn’t believe me.

Bostonmazziestellalunatiny2

HOW ABOUT NOW MOFOS!?

Bostonterriermazziepinnamazzie

I think we’re going to need a *SLIGHTLY* larger cage.

HoverPup takes a break

[Rrrr-eee, rrrr-eee rusty swing sound]

Hover Pup need break.

Hover Pup tired of whizzing over sidewalk at knee-height like snow-ball with eyes.

Hover Pup tie-tie.

Relax HoverPup photographed by 小火(Fire).

Hon, we just ran out of colors to mark the puppies

We also just ran out of names.

And mini tennis ball pacifiers.

Love the splayed leggages of "Green". A family dinner is by alicudi.

HOVERRR PUUUUP!

Over the sidewalk!
Across the grass!
Is it an knee-high snowball!?
Is it a… mini-cloud with eyes?

It’s HOVERRRPUUUP!!!

PETER PAN by 小火(Fire) not to be confused with "Hover Ham", which is an entirely different super hero.

I’m all ears.

No really.

All ears.

Tell me everything.

Earses_copy

Christine even started a blog about her ear-pup! Check it out.

Pass the mustard…

…and sauerkraut

and ketchup

and another beer.

Thanks.

N1325676465_295056_4630

You’re right Samantha H. I can’t resist this.

I Kissed A Dog (And I Liked It)

The taste of his milkbone dog lips

I kissed a dog just to try it

I hope my cat boyfriend don’t mind it

9_30_more_kisses_for_walter

Judy O. I think you should either separate them or get a recording contract STAT.

When you’re done with the floor, the bathtub needs it

[Pup voice] You really let that bathtub GO this week.

When you’re done with the bathroom, I’d like dinner. [Gets off mop, trots over to T.V.]

See_what_a_big_help_i_am

Beauregard the Schipperke likes to help out where he can, right Christopher G.?

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 13,495 other followers