Encore Presentayshe: Bailey the Unknown Reindeer

Johanna S. reminded us it’s time for a little “Bailey the Unknown Reindeer” action again this year. Without further ado, HERE WE GERHE!

Nice Harry Connick action too, Johanna S.!

Land of the Rising Pom

"Konnichiwa! and welcome to Sushi Kennel!  Our specials this week are Milk-Bone-shaped tuna, and the California Roll-Over-and-Play-Dead.  May I bring you a hot towel and sake before ordering?"

Kimono my house, mon amour...

Domo arigato, sender-inner-san Ariana G.

Quite possibly the awesomest photo ever submitted

It’s… TONGUE’S EYE VIEW!!! [blazing guitar riff sound] Ow!

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Whooooooooooaaaa! "Baron (Large Tongue)" by Alex R.

Little Bo Peep Gets Pwned

LBP:  HAI GUISE!  im LilBoPeep and im lukin 4 my sheep.  U d00dz seen sheep?
Dog1: ZOMG no wai I havnt seen ur stoopid sheep
Dog2: Baaaaaaaa GTFO n00b!
LBP:  whatevs, l8r lusers

You owe me, pal.

Took me a second to spot it, Paige K.

[This morning's post brought to you by chat rooms, texting, the violent death of all civilized language, and by the number 1337... - Ed.]

MONKEY JOCKEYS FOR ALL YOUR PROMOTIONAL NEEDS!

Welll THAT’S a relief. I was worried I would have to forgo the primate action for my next promo. [wiping brow] See Banana Derby.com for more details (for your promotional needs). You heard me; BananaDerby.com.

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Boing Boing found this one….

Amazing Love Secrets Revealed!

‘allo!  Mah nahm ees Joost-een LeFonque, an’ ah weel teach yoo ze see-crahts of LOFFF!  Ze farst see-craht ees ze aaht-moss-pheer.  Eet mosst be ze rho-man-teek for ze beoot-ee-ful lah-deez, wis ze can-dalls and ze bahth wis ze boob-bahls.

Waance you haf ze rho-man-teek aaht-moss-pheer, yoo waal-come ze lah-deez …

'allo, mah dar-leengs...

… AND HEEP-NO-TIZE ZEM WEETH YAR LAH-ZAR VEE-SHON!!  BZZZZZZZZZZZZTTT!!

Wot’s dat, yoo say?  Yoo do not haf ze lah-zar vee-shon?  Dan yoo can-not haf ze LOFF!!

Eet also halps me evade ze traf-feek tee-kets!

Bow wow chicka bow wow, Alexis L.

2 months old and already sooooo fashionabuhls!

Check out the pequeno lid on this pup. As modeled by the delicious model "Pipoca" (PopCorn).


Luke´s puppy, originally uploaded by Tamy Yasue.

The Cute Overload Interview with Mr. Hewitt.

Famous for the hard-hitting questions no one else has the fluffy nads to ask, it’s…THE CUTE OVERLOAD INTERVIEW!

CUTE OVERLOAD: Who… are you?
MR. HEWITT: The name is Mr. Hewitt. I’m a Pomeranian with an awesome haircut that makes me look like a mini bear.

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CUTE OVERLOAD: What’s your deal?
MR. HEWITT: Um, I was discovered in a dentist’s office in Los Angeles by a family relative of this blog.

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CUTE OVERLOAD: A dentist’s off—
MR. HEWITT: Yeah, I hang out here most of the day, making sure patients are sufficiently distracted during cleanings and teeth yankings. They can’t keep their eyes off me. People come in for 9 cleanings a year with me around. I’m good for business. [yawn]

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CUTE OVERLOAD: Do people ask oral hygiene advice from a Pomeranian?
MR. HEWITT: In a word; yes. We’re in L.A.! Talking dogs are tewtelly normal.

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CUTE OVERLOAD: You’re a unique pup. Tell us about your background.
MR. HEWITT: I came in second place in a dog show in the Philippines. I emigrated here when I was younger, and have been delighting Beverly HIlls dental patients ever since. I haven’t had any offspring, though my demeanor has made me so popular, everyone asks if I’d consider knocking up some beeyatch for a litter of pups.

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CUTE OVERLOAD: We’ve hear you say that you "give small dogs a good name". How is that?
MR. HEWITT: I don’t yip a bit, Baby. I’m as mellow as a frakking Cognac. [pants]

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CUTE OVERLOAD: Ever see any celebs at the office?
MR. HEWITT: Yes, and they ALL bring their small dogs in—annoying!

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CUTE OVERLOAD: What sort of female pup need not apply to Mr. Hewitt?
MR. HEWITT: I got this thing for dog legs. Don’t hold it against me!

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Nina B. and Mr. Hewitt, sittin’ in a tree…

I got my Lion cut and and I am READY TO PARTY

"The chicks LOVE IT.

Seriously. Rowr." [Lion impression with pffft pffft paw swipe]

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Matt and Danielle R., way to instill confidence in puppehs everywhere

THIS JUST IN: Tiny, puggular ear flappage

We interrupt "Intervention: Cats in Boxes" to bring you this tiny pug with unbelieeeeeveably munchable ear flaps.

Also, on a completely unrelated note, this pup bears an uncanny resemblance to Jack Black.

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Yana S. I think it’s the "eyebrows".

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