"Um, you haven’t seen a meatloaf with hair on it, have you? I was saving that for lunch."
Just look innocent and don’t say anything, Tia D.
"Oh yeah, I made my bed, all right… I MADE IT BEG FOR MERCY! BWAH-ha-ha-ha-haaaaah! That’s right, I’ll show the furniture in this house who’s boss!"
You must be on a first-name basis at Pier 1 by now, Angela S.
… and if you’ve just joined us, it’s been an inaction-packed afternoon as we enter the ninth blink-less hour of the showdown between Zeke, the young challenger, and Karma, seasoned veteran starer. And it looks like neither of these determined dogs are giving any ground as… wait a minute, I’m told there’s been a ruling from the line judge…
… and… ZEKE HAS BLINKED! Yes, it’s been confirmed, Zeke has blinked, and that means that Karma retains the Championship Staring title, and it looks like Zeke may be out for the rest of the season to undergo eye adjustments…
Back to you in the studio, Stacy W.
"Jeeves, madame and I will take our coffee and kibble in the Sun Room this afternoon, if you please."
Simply mah-velous, Paige R.
I think we’re supposed to hold this book up, but
Holy Dewey decimals, Christy L.!
Ruhmember our The BIG WINNER of our Lymphoma and Leukemia Cute Overload Custom Post Auction back in July!? Our winner, Mr. Judd "I Like Birds" K. has spoken and…
HIS DIRECTORIAL DEBUT HAS ARRIVED (Just in time for the academy to hate it)
It’s called: Potsie and Ello vs. (Birthday Boy) Oscar
This pup is totally looking up at some guy wearing a "Kiss the Cook!" apron.
Kevin T. and Chief Sister Officer sent in Sparky the ball-chasing pup.
"Yeah, I was a little skeptical at first, too. But the guy who sold me the map said this is where the gold doubloons are buried, so…"
Don’t let him open any e-mail from Nigeria, Leslie.
I mean, because you’ve got a dog there… and it’s on a pony… and, well… y’know, a dog and a pony are the principal elements of a dog-and-pony show, after all… so I just kind of assumed that this might, uh… might be some kind of… well, you know…
I feel like I’ve let you down, Maggie C.