Finally, Your Prayers Are Answered!

At last, the wait is over for our thousands of readers who’ve written over the years, demanding to know: When are you going to show a man and a dog doing squats to Beatles music while Jeno’s Pizza Rolls bake in the kitchen? There. You’re welcome.

Feel the burn, Phillip P.

THIS JUST IN! Pillow Gives Birth!

Sender-Inner Jim S. came home to find a collared Boston Terrier being born in his living room! By the looks of it, the father must be an ottoman.

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This Is Not a Pup Smoking a Pipe

Alas, it is merely the image of a pup smoking a pipe.  We post it to illustrate the paradox that confronts us: Even as we seek the essence of Teh Qte, we attain only its effigy, captured in an imperfect medium that robs our senses of the nuance of sound and touch: The wagging of the tail; the satisfying feel of a skritchy-scratch under the chin; the glance of recognition at the phrase “who’s a good boy, then?” or as the French would say, “Oo ees zay goot boy, zen?” Indeed, it was René Descartes, a leading light among the French philosophers, who would probe the boundaries of Man’s attempts to reconcile the worlds of the real and the ethereal, seeking the underlying truth behind the contradictions of our fruitless quest to…

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Kate D., it’s been Magritte pleasure to post this Flickr image for you.

Friday Haiku

Tell us what you think in the comments and we’ll bubble the best ones up here… This idea completely ripped off from one of our favorite sites, Hot Chicks with Douchebags.

Sex and the city?
Top this, Sarah Jessica.
I’m the hottest b*tch.
-Isabelle

Oh those Olsen twins!
But Ashley or Mary Kate?
I couldn’t tell you.
-Theresa

And where’s the handbag?
No, I don’t buy this at all,
I think it was staged.
-Michael Claymore

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Photo by Simon Høgsberg, submitted by Chief Seestoi Officoi.

Swingers

Pup #1: So how long do I wait to call?
Pup #2: A day.
Pup #1: Tomorrow.
Pup #2: Tomorrow, then a day.

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Pup #1: Yeah.
Pup #2: So two days?
Pup #1: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.

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Pup #2: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.

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You’re so money and you don’t even know it, Aundria S.

Eets a little cold

[lower back wrinkles to pull tail up]

Just a little cold!

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Crank up the heat, Casey Rose!

This Sucks

Man, I really wish these people would get a kid already.  The three-AM feedings, the burpings, the diaper changes… it’s just not in my job description, y’know?

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And what’s worse, they keep making me listen to Mozart while I’m sleeping, when I’m much more partial to Bach or Vivaldi…

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Photo: omniNate

Disapproval Takes a Nap

“Pancake” the pup who is the New Face of Disapproval, is taking a much-needed nap. He puts up with so much.

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Getting artsy with us with the black and white, huh, Mai N.?

TerrierAir requesting landing coordinates

Do we land in water bowl on on unsuspecting lap, Over

TerrierAir do not buzz the tower, Over

DON’T BUZZ THE TOWER, C.F.!

And we never saw Snuffles again…

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Oh don’t get your pantaloons in a bonche. Here’s Snuffles back safe and sound with paw up:

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Elizabeth N. How far did he get? 20 feet? OK.

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