Oh Yah, You Betcha! (wink!)

"… and in my travels, it’s been such a genuine thrill and honor to meet so many of you hard-working, down-to-earth, honest-to-Betsy, meat-and-potatoes, tough-as-nails folks, what I like to call the ‘real dogs’ that form the best part of this great country of ours.

"Why, over there, I can see Carl the Car-Chaser, and there’s Fred the Frisbee-Catcher, and Bob the Barker, and Steve the Snorgler, and Larry the Leg-Lover, and Ned the Napper, and Ted the Toilet-Drinker-Outer-Ofer …"

And golly, I'm just gunna miss alla ya so darn much!

Just six more days, Melissa F. the Sender-Inner …

Dr. Fluffy’s Cathouse of Horror!

NOW THROUGH OCTOBER 31, Dogtopolis Jaycees present the 17th annual Dr. Fluffy’s Cathouse of Horror!  Enter — if you dare — and witness scenes so gruesome, you’ll leave with your tail tucked between your legs!

SEE!!!  The terrifying Terrier-Eating Toilet in … THE BATHROOM OF BLOOD!!!

AKA the Venus FLY-trap (thank you, I'll be here all week)

SEE!!!  Hideous mutant experiments in … FELIX’S LABORATORY OF NIGHTMARES!!!

Help meeeeeee ... Help meeeeeeeeeeee ...

And your tail will tremble with terror when you come face to face with … SATAN HIMSELF!!!

But you can call me Toby; we try to keep things informal here...

The Dogtopolis Jaycees thank Chelsee I., Hans L., and Dan K. for their help with this year’s production.

‘Tocktober Surprise!

Step 1: Drill hole in ice.
Step 2: Cover hole lightly.
Step 3: Wait for fox to show up.

Step 4: SURPRISE!!

Kinda looks like a cigarette butt with legs, Donna B.

And Now, Here’s Every Episode of Lassie Ever Made

"Whoa there, Lassie!  Why the big hurry?"

(Insert 'screeching tires' sound effect here)

"What’s that you say, girl?  Timmy’s fallen down a well?  And he’s broken both legs?  And he’s surrounded by poisonous snakes?!  And he’s sinking into quicksand?!?  And he’s down to three percent power on his iPod?!?!"

(Insert 'whimpering collie' sound effect here)

"I’m coming, Timmy!! I shall accomplish a daring and heroic rescue in my own particular idiom!"

(Insert 'Hanna-Barbera running' sound effect here)

Let’s hope the idiom doesn’t require any heavy lifting, Kira G.

Pup saves kittens from fire!

Most peeps would push others out the way during a fire, but not this pup. He stayed behind to make sure the kittens trapped inside got out safely.

Jump over to Yahoo!/AP to see the story.

Puppulence

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Thanks to all the rubberneckers who sent this one in, especially Berthaservant!

Soooo immature

[White pup] "Hey! Isn’t that your Corgi crush is over there?!!!"

[White pup] "I’m gonna yell your name out so she turns around!!!"

[Tan pup] "Nooooooooo! Don’t—"

[White pup] "DAISY!!! OVER HERE!!!"

[Tan pup, hiding] O… M… G.

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This horrifying elementary school memory brought to you by MayJ., photographer of A spot in the sun, Adorable 6 wk old puppies, and 6 wk old puppies, soooooo cute…

HOT SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE PUPPY FEED ACTION

[Touching corner of stove gesture] Ow!

I tried to look away, Nichole O., but you’re right. I can’t.

Meanwhile, over at the costume contest…

Stay-Puft™ Marshmallow Pup:

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The Superfriends;

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One Skeleton Sniffs Another Skeleton’s ‘Tocks:

And finally; "The Guinea Witch is In":

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Wanna see more? Check out the Martha Stewart / Cute Overload Pet Costume Contest!

Vaddya tryin’ ta do, kill me?!

"Dees is da voist bagel I evah had!  It’s too chewy, fa one thing.  A goot bagel, it oughta have a crunch to it, you know vhat I’m telling you?  And second, dere’s fur all over it!  Since vhen is dere fur on a bagel?! Thirty-two years I been coming to this deli, I never got a bagel with fur on it!  G’wan, take dis away, bring me a danish or something."

...with a nice whitefish, maybe you have?

I’m so verklempt, Lisa S.

Finally, a solution to the global economic crisis!

This is the FIRST solution I’ve seen make ANY SENSE.

How about it, America!?

Sender-Inner Ian M., thank you for bringing this slobbery solution to light. See more Natalie Portman videos at Funny or Die.