"Everyone always says she looks like an Ewok, so I thought ‘why not?’ " says sender-inner Alana C. of her furry friend. Maybe so, but can she take out a crack legion of Imperial Stormtroopers with nothing but spears and stone tools? That’s the real test, you know.
"Citizens of Earth! I am the Grand High Blayvin of the planet Fabulon! We offer your civilization the blessings of our advanced hair care secrets! Our scientists have perfected a neutronic conditioning lotion that can cure split ends for all time! We come with peaceful intentions, and not to ship your people to our home planet for horrific beauty school experiments, honest, we mean it!"
I, for one, welcome our impeccably-coiffed overlords, Stacy N.
Whoooo-HOOOO! Cute Overload just won an award in the 2009 Weblog Awards announced tonight at South by Southwest!
We were nominated in the category of "Best Topical Weblog," which is a special category for weblogs that can be applied directly to the skin.
Thanks for bringing dessert, Christina V.
Just for clarity, that’s "UGG!" as in "will you just look at this mess?" and not "Ugg" as in "popular brand of stylish outdoor footwear." Although, quite honestly, that is a good look for you: The palette of whites and off-whites is flattering, and the flared legs have a funky retro feel to them…
I’ve got some syrup, Rita L. — Let’s make sno-cones!
[Yes, peeps, it’s another C.O. Encore Presentayshe™ – Ed.]
"I hate this place — everything’s all flat and quiet. Yeah, sure, there’s people, but nobody talks to me or pets me or anything. I mean, check out Necktie Boy, here; I lick his face, give him my best sad-eyes routine, and what do I get? Bupkis! And the worst part is that there’s all this food, and I can’t eat any of it!
"On the plus side, though, I’m feeling very motivated to quit smoking. Whatever that is."
Maybe a trip to Sofaland will cheer him up, Steph W.