Liiiiisten!

People! Shut up! I have an announcement to make! [Whistling sound]

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We’ve made some improvements to the site! And I’m not just talking about centering the logo!

Can I get a drumroll for:

  • Slightly larger imagery! We’re talking 12 percent larger!
  • Less craptacular content in the sidebars!
  • Improved Typography!
  • New “Top 4 Popular posts” feature!
  • Tags!
  • Easier-to-find Glossary!
  • About Us and Contact Us pages!

Got feedback? send it our way! Thanks for all the great feedback!

Attentive listener Fennec Fox by floridapfe.

Cheer Up

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Sure, you were feeling Bold, so you went for a Dash in the Surf. 

Be gentle (cycle) with me; it's my first Tide.

Eliot G.

I’m Telling You, We Made That Picture!

"What, you think it’s easy to look menacing while you’re dangling from piano wire with some 300-pound Teamster at the other end?  Try it sometime, pal!"

"But do people remember?  No, it’s Dorothy this, and Scarecrow that, and those lousy, stinking Munchkins…"

"Oh, don’t get me started on the Munchkins.  Every frickin’ day, running around the commissary singin’ ‘Ding-dong, the witch is dead,’ only they ain’t usin’ the word ‘witch,’ if you get my drift…"

"… wild parties every night in their trailer, and the next morning?  Passed out drunk on the set."

"No sense of professionalism, none whatsoever.  Not like us."

Hey, you got any Lucky Strikes?  Stinkin' orderlies won't let us smoke here.

If they only had a clue, Tanguera.

MomMomMomMomMomMomMomMomMom!!!!

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Robert B.

Separated at Berf?

"Everyone always says she looks like an Ewok, so I thought ‘why not?’ " says sender-inner Alana C. of her furry friend.  Maybe so, but can she take out a crack legion of Imperial Stormtroopers with nothing but spears and stone tools?  That’s the real test, you know.

'Grrrrr... Yub-yub!'          'Uh, yeah, what he said.'

Arrgh... this costume has ZERO ventilation and it keeps riding up in back.

And then Lucas yelled at me for getting friendly with C-3PO's leg...

But I got a tummy rub from Han Solo, so it's all good...

You’ve been pretty good

So you may have a cookie.



a little corgi girl
, by _groszek_.

Oh, and don’t talk with your mouth full mMmmmf mmmmf.

To Style Man

"Citizens of Earth!  I am the Grand High Blayvin of the planet Fabulon!  We offer your civilization the blessings of our advanced hair care secrets!  Our scientists have perfected a neutronic conditioning lotion that can cure split ends for all time!  We come with peaceful intentions, and not to ship your people to our home planet for horrific beauty school experiments, honest, we mean it!"

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I, for one, welcome our impeccably-coiffed overlords, Stacy N.

Look!

Muffintop.

10 o’clock.

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What catty dogs, Linda M.!

NO PINCHINGKS!

We got our green bandannas at O’Grady’s Pom Shoppe.

And we’re still getting pinched.

It’s 6AM ET/9AM PT. St. Patrick’s Day. Time for a beer.

"TIME FOR YOUR FIRST BEER NOW OPEN WIDE!"

[Pours Guinness down your froat]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to EVERYONE! Celebratory photo Anyone for Guinness? by Blazingstar.

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