This Easter bunny has more Face Chub than usual

Remember this Easter bun? He has a super adorable (and super rare) ENTIRE PERIPHERAL FACE ROLL. That’s right, a roll of chub around his ENTIRE FACE. Let’s hope he can still see around it for egg delivery.

Chubbular AND Bunnular

Matt from Urbanpug.com unleashed this guy on us.

Pit Bull hatches Easter Chicks

Complete with awesome “chick hatching” sound!

Karen S., there are no bad breeds, just bad owners, right?

White House Puppy crisis—OVER!

According to valuable news sources, The Obamas will FINALLY get their First Puppeh on Tuesday. The nation can finally breathe a COLLECTIVE SIGH OF RELIEF!

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In an interesting twist, the Portuguese Water Puppeh is a descendant from Ted Kennedy’s dogs Sunny and Splash. Ahn. [head tilt] More redonk info over at FirstDogCharlie.com

Say Aaaaahhhhhh…

“Well, those back molars look all right, but I’m seeing a little abrasion on the gums.  Let’s switch you to a soft-bristle toothbrush and see if that helps.”

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UPDATE: The source of the photo has been located heee-yah.

White House Invaded by Bees!

According to CNN, the White House on Thursday was swarmed with annoying, buzzing insects. No, not the press corps–bees! Secret Service beekeepers rounded up the unusual suspects, and luckily our C.O. cameras were there to photograph the perp walk:

I was framed, I tells ya!  I'm the victim of a sting operation!
I'm worn out from all the flying, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

My Schnozzle is so long it’s out of focus

[Splink Splink eyelashes sound]

(Usually, I would use the words ‘Plink Plink’, but these eyes are unusually juicy.)

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Mini dachshund “Beans” was sent in by Sara E. and photographed by Sam O’Hare.

Welcome to the Fabulous Barka Lounge

… high atop the Hyannis Hyatt, the happening hot spot where the elite meet to greet.  My name’s Nick Chewtoy, and I’ll be entertaining you this evening.  Like to start off with a little number, kind of a personal favorite of mine, called “Stardust.”  Hope you like it…

Great Moments in Dog History

It is the highest military honor the nation of Dogsylvania can bestow–so rare, in fact, that only 17 in the nation’s history have received it. One such hero was Corporal Eucephalus “Winky” Gorbschobble, who, without hesitation or regard for his own survival, attacked and disabled an entire squadron of letter carriers from the enemy nation of Postmania, leading his captured comrades to safety.

And so, in accordance with Dogsylvania’s cherished military tradition, on a brisk autumn morning of September 17, 1946, and in the presence of an observer from the neighboring nation of Walkiestan, seven members of the 101st Bean Battalion paid tribute to Corporal Gorbschobble with a 21-poot salute.

Not to belittle your cherished military traditions or anything, guys, but you might want to re-think the staging here...

Erm, might want to get downwind a ways, Tanguera.

A Lean, Mean, Surrogate Mom Machine!

You're such a dear deer, dear.Back again we go to the Daily Mail, this time for a story so incredible that the hoax hunters over at snopes.com stepped up to verify it: The story of Jasmine, a rescued greyhound who has returned the favor by serving as surrogate mom to 50 creatures, ranging from puppies to deer.

“She simply dotes on the animals as if they were her own,” says Geoff Grewcock, operator of Nuneaton and Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary. “She takes all the stress out of them and it helps them to not only feel close to her but to settle into their new surroundings.”
This is so absolutely totally NOT Photoshopped, okay maybe a little.

Pictured with Jasmine are, from left: A pup, a deer, another pup, a bunny, and a barn owl.  Not pictured: A unicorn, The Yeti, an alien face-hugger, Wally Gator, Phil Spector’s hair, The Chicago Cubs, and Abe Vigoda.

HAHAHA That was funny, Guys.

GUYS!?

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Sthender-Inner Alex S. says: “This is Benny! He’s part chihuahua, part something else (I think terrier)!” – OK!

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