Wow, There’s A Book For Everything These Days

Apparently, you can now buy a book that tells you how to operate yourself.  And now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to Borders to pick up a copy of "The Complete Idiot’s Guide To Complete Idiots."

Wait -- I have to do WHAT in the bushes?

I see you’ve mastered "Sender-Innering for Dummies," Brandi W.

GROANNNN

"Take a good look America!" "Take a good look, WORLD!" and "If THEY can get along, what’s OUR excuse!?"

What do these phrases and "Pack their Derms(?!)" have in common? They can all be heard on this smarm-a-thon CBS News video below. Why does every news bit with an animal have to be so DOGGONE lame?

Everyone and their BROTHER has sent this in, and the reporter’s cheesy stylin’ had kept me from posting it. So, now that you have my caveat. Watch it. I WASH MY HANDS!

I’m washing them again, Johanna S.

P.S. Extra points if you can point out MORE eye-roll-worthy phrases!

Legends of Folk Music, Part Six

From their 1958 debut at the Nosepick Hollow Folk Festival, The Happenin’ Hoedown Hipsters kept audiences’ toes a’tapping with a crowd-pleasing mix of folk standards tinged with modern jazz influences. The 1962-65 lineup, pictured here, included Farquard Mandlebroot, lead beagle and vocals; Stanley Burbleson, coyote and harmonica; Roger "Biff" Burbleson, rhythm beagle and vocals; and Doris McGinty, bass mutt.

THANK YOU, BALTIMORE!

An’a one, an’a two, Anna L.

Pinup Pup (NSFW)

Sender-inner Justine S. noticed how much her pet Chihuahua, Boo Radley, posed like the famous pinup photograph of Marilyn Monroe.  We’ll get to the comparison in a moment, but first…

WARNING: The following post contains nudity, including naked female human boobies, which may, if improperly viewed, cost you your job, transform your innocent children into drooling sex maniacs, get you fined by the FCC, and generally hasten the collapse of American civilization. VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK!

NOOOO!!  DANGER!! TURN BACK!!  DON'T DO IT!!

The Puppendential Debate ’09 Rages On

Watch hard-hitting McAnchorPants Jon Stewart and Anderson Cooper take on the #1 concern in America:

Who will be the next First Dog?

We know your thoughts on the topeek. Check what these guys have to say:

I vote for the ‘Tock-sniffing Protester, Lorien.

The Bikini Inspector Has Spoken

"Oh, oh, I don’t think so.

You are NOT wearing that out are you?

Turn around." [motions with paw]

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[suspicious head tilt] "Oh no, no no no no."

Bikini_inspector

Danielle L., THIS is what happens if you don’t listen to the inspector: Aieee!

Just let me clean your nostril out

HOLD STILL DAMMEET!!!

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Cute Overload Extremely Disgusting Close Up:

Ew

Christine, I hope that’s you driving away in the yellow bug. Far, far away.

snorf

The Year In Cute: And Now, Here It Is, Your Moment of Zen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMf8ysOL6YM&rel=0

♫ We represent ... the Electrician's Guild ... ♫

Like them?  They're from Frederick's of Hollywood!

♫ She's a very special girl ... ♫♫ ... The kind you don't take home to mother ... ♫

My god, it's full of stars...

Bird

I've got ... HAPPY MEAL FEET!
Prints of this shot available hee-yah.

Clo G.

Andrew C., Jon V., Quentin and Jessica D., Johanna S.

Marlene W.

Are they even OLD ENOUGH for this!?

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/909975

This is an adorable video of 2 of the puppies french kissing.  I’m not sure if it was recently posted, but I only saw it for the first time today, and I’m an AVID Shiba watcher.  It’s obviously from before the 5 pups were adopted.

This would be the best post EVAR!

-Audra Detillier
New Orleans, LA

Mixed siiiiignals! [singsong]

Frowning but insisting on belly rubbage

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Frowning but insisting on belly rubbage

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Karen O.

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