The Shy Dater

Um.. I… I found a sunbeam for us…. and a place to sit….

[Snarfs nose under paws] uh.. OK?

[Ears gently beckon towards couch]

Oskapup

Pretty romantic, Jamil N.!

Know where I can get my eyebrows done? They’re kinda patchy

I got the white dye job done perfectly, but I still need some major beauty action before New Years…

Sender Inner Timoni G., and everyone else out there, what are YOU doing for New Years!? Answer, as always, in the comments…

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Christmas Coma

"HONK-SHUUUUUU… HONK-SHUUUUUU…"

Translation: Yes.

Jennifer L. provided us with a much-needed Christmas nap…

Christmas Wrap-up

…AND DID YOU GET WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS?

"Oh, uh … yeah, it’s really, ah, practical. I’m sure I’ll get a lot of use out of it.  Thanks!"

Translation: You'll regret this when I pick out your nursing home.

Milo Raincoat by kitralysis. Thaaaaaaanks.

Merry Christmas Eve!

Jorden C.—merry Sender-Innering.

When What To My Wondering Eyes Should Appear …

… but the cutest darn puppy we’ve seen this whole year.  Let’s do the C.O. Math™ on this one, people:  (Serene, kissable face) PLUS (Dangling "hey, baby" arm) PLUS (Redonk-u-licious stocking pose) MULTIPLIED BY …

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… EXTREME SENDER-INNER SUPER CLOSE-UP!!! equals … Happy Holidays to one and all!

Oh, and I left you a little present too, sorry about that.

And a Happy New Year, Amanda B.

Hey, Baby, You Like Fast Cars?

"… I thought we might drive up the coast highway, have some Kibble Parmesan at this little Italian place I know, then walk on the beach and watch the sun come up …"

We just need to stop at the store for fresh batteries first.

Sounds too good to be true, Cora N.

Have You Been Good This Year?

"Hyup hyup, I been a good dog all year, sure have, hyup hyup!  I didn’t chase cars, or dig in the garden, or send Nigerian scam e-mails or nothin’!"

See, this is why we can't have nice things.

"And I especially didn’t tear open the Mark Cross titanium fountain pen set with the pearl inlay that was wrapped in the pretty red paper with the little cherubs on it and smear the ink all over the Persian rug, nope, didn’t do it, never saw it, nope nope."

Ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ght ...

I think we can forgo the lie detector test, Wendy F.

Friday Staff Meeting

… and our final action item for today, in regards to re-purposing the deliverables for the Q1 global co-localization initiative going forward …

… we’re experiencing push-back over negative asset retention metrics, vis-a-vis our mission-critical relationship management wombat …

… at the end of the day, to synergize a best-of-breed flapdoodle customer-oriented splinky narfle paradigm wumpus noodle fleeple spork …

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And now, Puppehs unwrapping Christmas Prezzles

There is pretty moshe only one feeling that can accompany this video, and that is pure joy, People! Check it!

Am I right, Stephen V.?