A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you." Grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks him, "olive or twist?"
A five-dollar bill walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out, this is a singles bar!"
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