Worst. Action Figure. EVAR.

"… and then I got this one about three Christmases ago from my cousin Hamilton.  It’s all right, I guess, but it doesn’t come with any cool accessories or anything.  But I still take it out and play with it whenever he comes over to visit, ’cause Mom says we have to be nice to him because he goes to that special school and has to wear a helmet all the time."

No, that's not 'The Sixth Sense' on the TV.

So what is on the TV, anyway, Laura K.?

The Abdominal Snow Dog

Sender-inner Shelly P. sent her pooch Augustus to play outdoors, and things just kind of snowballed from there. But "Augie" seems perfectly pleased to be snowed in, don’t you think?

Before

Smile, Augie!  Shelly suggests that a permanent toothy grin become a new Rule of Cuteness. What say you?

After

Part Chub, Part Musical Instrument

Go On!

I dare you! Stroke my chub layers! I’m a musical instrument!

[Zylophone sound]

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Rule #27 anyone!? I’m looking at YOU Sarah S.!

I Got A Million Of ‘Em!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you."  Grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.  The bartender asks him, "olive or twist?"

A five-dollar bill walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out, this is a singles bar!"

C’mon, let’s hear your best one-liners in the Comments…

I don’t know about this Global Pugsitioning Unit…

It’s supposed to get us to our destination, but it’s not really working…

It’s making me go thru yellow lights at top speeds…

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I was supposed to be at the office an hour ago, but somehow we ended up at the beach…

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And it’s konking out on the job.

I think we need a new one.

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Sender-Inner Lucy says: Baby Otis is only 3 month old and doesn’t give good directions yet…

It’s Game Time!

Good afternoon, sports fans!  Well, this is it: The granddaddy of them all, the brass ring, the game for all the marbles — the Super Bowl.  And with it comes the time-honored Super Bowl traditions; first, dressing up the pets so they can share in all the Super Bowl excitement!

Oh yeah, I'm feeling it.  How about you, Stan?

Like, rah.

And if that’s not thrilling enough, it’s time once again for the Animal Planet Puppy Bowl!  Here are highlights from last year’s action-packed game!

Thanks to Chief Sister Officer for the Steelers pet pics!

Tie-Tie on Caturday

"WHOO! What a tiring Caturday."

[Dragging gut on ground along with ears]

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[Flop]

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Daisy-shoo…. daisy-shoooooo (Say in ‘honk shu’ voice)

The Cute Overload Music Depreciation Society

Here at The Cute Overload Music Depreciation Society, we help our students cultivate a refined ear for all forms of music, from opera…

… to classic Delta Blues.

Lemme show you my muzzlepowshe collection

[Motioning you down a loooonnng, ridiculous hallway]

"And here are the more common muzzlepowshes… this beady-eyed stuffed pug was owned by a French Baron."

"Over there is my famous whisker collection…"

Pug

"Let me show you more, Alison F.! this way!"  [More over at Etsy!]

Cute Overload Super Xtreme Games Ultra Challenge!

Welcome, sports fans!  And going first in the "Freestyle Toss Up" category is Pickle, catching some righteous airtime as she soars over the stadium!  Way to work those ears, Pickle!

On your mark...

… and up next is Seitan, rockin’ it with a perfect 90-degree mid-air twist!  Radical!

... get set...

… and finally, we have Seymore, who’ll be attempting a gnarly double back-flip followed by… Whoa!  Seymore misses the target completely and heads right into the stands!  Oh, that’s gonna be some points off — bummer, Seymore!

... NUFF!

And now it’s over to Irene for the post-game wrap-up!

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