Beauty is Serious Business

"Oh, hi there!  I’m just having my tips frosted with beeswax and crushed rose petals, and then I’ll be getting a mud pack facial with Navajo red clay flown in specially from Arizona.  And after that, I go into the rock tumbler for 20 minutes with some vanilla bean and talcum powder."

If I wasn't willing to look this stupid, I'd never look fabulous!

That Mr. Rudolpho is simply a wizard with beeswax, Roar.

OMG DONNY!!!1!

No tongues!

Diana C.

Behind the scenes at Westminster

Dang, Beeyatch! You got some fiiiine har!

[fluff fluff]

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MORE pics from behind the scenes at Westminstah shog dow here! Thank you, Carrie L.!

Gardener wanna-be

Listen here, Pup.

I know you wanna accomplish something besides looking like a raccoon-slash-teddy-bear…

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But gardening? That takes more skills than you’ve got…

Now get that leaf out of your muzzlepowsche!

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By the way, excellent eyeliner application Sarah B.!

Snorer Junior

Check out these two morsels napping away in all that upholstered paisley sunbeam action.

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Yeah we’re gonna naphance on that mofo:

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Ellen L., did you arrange them like this? Are you trying to compete with Wegman or something?

Listen Kid, here’s the plan…

"You wheel me over to where the parents are. I’ll distract them with my Tonka truck of adorableness. YOU steal the cookies for us and I’ll meet you back here.

Deal?"

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"Deal!"

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Bulletproof planning, Jes C.

Worst. Action Figure. EVAR.

"… and then I got this one about three Christmases ago from my cousin Hamilton.  It’s all right, I guess, but it doesn’t come with any cool accessories or anything.  But I still take it out and play with it whenever he comes over to visit, ’cause Mom says we have to be nice to him because he goes to that special school and has to wear a helmet all the time."

No, that's not 'The Sixth Sense' on the TV.

So what is on the TV, anyway, Laura K.?

The Abdominal Snow Dog

Sender-inner Shelly P. sent her pooch Augustus to play outdoors, and things just kind of snowballed from there. But "Augie" seems perfectly pleased to be snowed in, don’t you think?

Before

Smile, Augie!  Shelly suggests that a permanent toothy grin become a new Rule of Cuteness. What say you?

After

Part Chub, Part Musical Instrument

Go On!

I dare you! Stroke my chub layers! I’m a musical instrument!

[Zylophone sound]

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Rule #27 anyone!? I’m looking at YOU Sarah S.!

I Got A Million Of ‘Em!

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you."  Grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.  The bartender asks him, "olive or twist?"

A five-dollar bill walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out, this is a singles bar!"

C’mon, let’s hear your best one-liners in the Comments…

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