"Citizens of Earth! I am the Grand High Blayvin of the planet Fabulon! We offer your civilization the blessings of our advanced hair care secrets! Our scientists have perfected a neutronic conditioning lotion that can cure split ends for all time! We come with peaceful intentions, and not to ship your people to our home planet for horrific beauty school experiments, honest, we mean it!"
I, for one, welcome our impeccably-coiffed overlords, Stacy N.
Whoooo-HOOOO! Cute Overload just won an award in the 2009 Weblog Awards announced tonight at South by Southwest!
We were nominated in the category of "Best Topical Weblog," which is a special category for weblogs that can be applied directly to the skin.
Thanks for bringing dessert, Christina V.
Just for clarity, that’s "UGG!" as in "will you just look at this mess?" and not "Ugg" as in "popular brand of stylish outdoor footwear." Although, quite honestly, that is a good look for you: The palette of whites and off-whites is flattering, and the flared legs have a funky retro feel to them…
I’ve got some syrup, Rita L. — Let’s make sno-cones!
[Yes, peeps, it’s another C.O. Encore Presentayshe™ – Ed.]