Thanks for the bleach, my roots were horrible

Remember that insane Bichon Frisé haircut that made me pee my pantaloons? This is a sweeter, bowl-cut version of that.

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“Giambi” the pup was photographed by Jo and Vincent.

Alright, WHO ordered the Pomeranian?

Because we ALREADY HAVE ONE.

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Besides, I prefer black. SEND IT BACK!

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Maribeth C., At least she arrived with no broken pieces.

Well whoop-de-friggin-doo

Gee, Thanks for the bone cake, but YOU FORGOT TO PUT MY AGE IN DOG YEARS!

[Runs away howlingk]

[eye roll]

White Shih Tzu “Giambi” says: “Thhhhhhbbbbt” to your cake, Jo and Vincent.

This image on the Scale of Disapproval: 3 out of 5
Nyerhe!Nyerhe!Nyerhe!

Question for you

“Have you VOTED for Cute Overload for the People Choice Webby yet?”

[Head turns to 90-degree right angle] “BAROOOOOOO?”

VOTE NOW

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LET’S STICK THE LANDING, PEOPLE!

Welcome to Hell

Population: One attention-starved pit bull puppy with one-tenth the short-term memory of a goldfish, one 15-year old declawed cat that just wants to sleep off a catnip hangover, and you. Have a nice eternity!

I give you props for patience, Michelle D.

The Rule #35 Scroll-Down

[Scroll scroll scroll]

Bingo!

Quick! What # is the Rule of Cuteness for a curled tail!?

Photographer Xan R. from DogHouseStudios submitted this beaut.

“Ma—we need to talk.”

“It’s about the foster puppy.” [mini beady eye roll]

“Maaaaaaaaaaa!” [peck peck]

She does this EVERY TIME someone comes into the coop

Marc at Blogads is scoring points!

Our Friend the Cockatoo

Like its cousin the parrot, the cockatoo is a gifted mimic of other animals, able to reproduce not only sounds but also demonstrating a keen grasp of syntax.  In this video, for example, a cockatoo is able, after only a brief exposure, to correctly respond with the phrase “Yeah, that’s what your mom said last night” in Pug.

You’re leaving on ANOTHER business trip?

You’ve been to Dallas TEN times this year, Brutus.

I’m beginning to wonder if we had too many puppies.

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Just kiss her on the cheek and get out of there, SarahEllen H.!

Another relaxing evening with Fred

“Let’s unwind, Behbeh.” [pours Chardonnay into dog bowl, lights candle]

“Come here, let Fred massage the bacon oils into your skins” [paw paw paw on your shoulders]

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“Let Fred speak to you in third person as your cares float away” [cranks Journey]

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Alexis L., what an excellent Caturday.