My God, It’s Full of Cute

Turn your computer into a Cute Command Console with Wall of Fluffeh, a YouTube mashup by sender-inner Philip M. Don’t stare too long, though, or you’ll experience a cute, ahh, rapid pressure buildup… a cute, ummm, sudden debilitating capacity shortage… dang, there’s just got to be some short, catchy term for this…

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Happy Birthday Meg!

You’re all invited… to Meg’s birthday today!

//THIS JUST IN: Link removed! Prank police made me!

//THIS JUST IN: Look what the office pranksters did to my office this morning!!!///

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Happy Birthday Dear Meggie

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pinky and little G partying

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Creditos: “HedgeDay” by Miss Whitney, “Annoygink!!!” Gail B., “Pup-a-thon” Photo by Carol, sent in by Jennifer K., “I am not a Dunce” by Holly J., “Pinky and G Partying” by Bridget G., “Cats in Party Hats” by Julia C., “Alice in a hamster-sized Party Hat” by Grace H., “Eat dis!” by Phil S., “Slow and steady, with Broccoli” by Alexis M.

CoverPups Wanted

//Reposting ’cause image link was broke as a joke//

Calling all cover models!

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Peeps over at Orvis are looking for puppeh cover models. You can enter your photo in the Orvis Cover Dog Photo Contest tuhday! By the way, it’s not all about the vanity. All proceeds from donations go to fight canine cancer. Photo winners appear on the Orvis Dog Book (above!) and $500 gift cards :)

//And ’cause fightin canine cancer is a good thing//

Look! There’s a Space!

“G’wan, punch it, before somebody else grabs it!  What are you waiting for — a blessing from the Pope?  I swear, if you had even one ounce of initiative, you wouldn’t still be assistant manager at 42, you’d be a podiatrist like your brother… the man I could have married, I’d like to remind you!”

Ya know, I don't think that radar detector is conspicuous enough...

I don’t think that radar detector is conspicuous enough, J.R. S.

He Followed Me Home, Can I Keep Him?

Pleeeeeease, Mom?  I promise I’ll take care of him, and clean up after him, and help him with his geography homework, and buy him video games, and get him into good schools, and teach him to drive, and start a trust fund for college, and…

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Awesome babysitter, Alex B.

I’m suuuuuure this is what Carly Simon er, Abe Vigoda had in mind

…when she he wrote this song.  For the Captain and Tennille.  Seriously.  I bet you did not know that.

A Great Dane Lick-a-thon.

Eye roll, Jamie M.!

Groucho Barx

This pup’s got the Groucho eyebrows, and that stick it’s chewing at 1:08 makes a passable cigar.  Throw in a big black mustache and Margaret Dumont, and you’ll have comedy gold; you bet your life you will!

Orangadonk

According to Animal Talk, this redonk Orangutan and Blue Tick Hound are BFFs. They totally each wear a matching half-of-a-heart gold BFF necklace each. Check ‘em:

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Snarktacular, Usama H.! Check out the Animal Talk site for way more pics.

GERONIMO!

Dear Diary:  The hardest part of life among humans is their habit of inventing new words.  Just when I learn to respond to “play” and “dinner,” they become “fetch” and “num-nums.”

Just this morning, in fact, as I awaited the customary call of “walkies,” I was briefly puzzled to hear them call it “skydiving” instead.  Ah well, a rose by any other name, right?  More later.

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We would love to know what’s really happening in this pic, Nicole B.

Pug Prebuttal

Peeps, I just had to re-post this one.  I mean, sorry, um… I wanted to run this game-changing action item back up the flagpole to see what paradigm shifts.  Mike, take it away; I gotta walk/trot/run to a webinar.

Gentlemen, We Have a Situation

“It has come to my attention that our company is faced with a crisis. Now, I want to be pro-active here, so I’ve called this little pow-wow to make sure we’re all on the same page about this thing.

“Now, men, a crisis is nothing but an opportunity mixed with danger. In fact, it was the ancient Egyptians who combined the symbols for opportunity and danger because they had never heard it before, the word crisis, I mean, but anyway, if we work as a team, we can seize this bull by the horns (or maybe it was the Chinese), and think outside the box to fast-track a best-in-breed, synergistic solution that will facilitate a sea change throughout our enterprise.

“And remember, there is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie … in, er, meat pie, and the anagram of meat is team, and … mmm, pie … I’m sorry, what was the question again?”

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I think I used to work for this guy, Kate M.

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