We Put the “D’oh!” in “Doughnut”

3516791139_8e444d6e74 Whether you’re handling dangerous nuclear materials, or just skateboarding through the Kwik-E-Mart, you need plenty of energy to get you through the morning.

So start your day the Simpsons way — with a hearty helping of Homer Simpson brand Frosted Pink Doughnuts.  They’re the waistline-expanding part of this balanced breakfast!

Endorsed by Dr. V at www.pawcurious.com

More doggie dough-nuttiness here.

 

Myron and Ethel Noodleman’s Vacation

“… all right, these next slides are from when we went to Pismo Beach last year, because Myron’s doctor said the sea air would be good for his bursitis.  And we got a lovely room facing the ocean, first floor so Myron wouldn’t have to walk so much…”

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“… now, Pismo Beach is where they have the very famous clam digging, of course, and so Myron and I just had to try it for ourselves.  Didn’t find any clams, oh well…”

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“… and then we saw–HONEY!! You promised not to put that slide in!  I swear, that man–he’s as frisky as a teenager sometimes, I just don’t know what to do with him…”

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“… so anyway, we had a very lovely time, and we met this very nice lady named Angela E., who took these pictures of us, didn’t they come out nice?  And she said she would send them to a place on the Internet called… well, I forget the name; Cute Obstruction, or Cute Upchuck or something like that…”

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Puppy Dog Eyes Volume 2: This Time It’s War

We seem to be getting tons of “Oh YEAH!?” emails lately, of folks claiming their cat has a cuter tiara or their dogs eyes are puppy-doggier.

Says Sender-Inner Heather, “this is in response to the Spaniel puppy eyes you posted today…” OH YOU WANNA FIGHT, HEATHER!?

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Heather goes on to say: “OH you’ve met your MATCH Cocker Spaniel we posted yesterday!!!”

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All photos of Harpo the pup taken by Heather, attentive dog Mom and lover not fighter.

I love you people

JUST WHEN I THINK there are no more cute pics in the world, you go and send in a gem like this. Thank you, Jeff and Kristen.

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Lula pup, you’re in beeeeeeg troubles.

THIS JUST IN: Pug pushes pug babies in a stroller

Pug “Jenny” pushes her parasoled babies around Portland, OR.

From Amy S. (AKA “Shugs”), via DListed

Let’s look up the definition of ‘puppy dog eyes’

OH!

Here it is:

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Thanks for this defining moment, Amy C.

Oh, So That’s How They Did It

Dear Diary:  Have located source of the Orange Creatures.  Apparently, they arrive via a small, portable window, which the Tall Dogs carry with them and consult frequently.  An exciting find, as now it may be possible to return Orange Creatures to their own dimension.  More study required.

Thank You for Flying Air Indignity…

… in the event of a water landing, your e-collar may be used as a flotation device.

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Does the “e” stand for “embarassing,” Ginger K.?

Red, White and Blue

Happy American Independence Day, Everyone! Here is some red, white and blue for you:

Red:

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White:

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and Blue:

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Red:

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White:

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and Blue:

Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.

Red:

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White:

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and Blue:

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Photo credits: (RED) this little raspberry … by jude. (WHITE) Pearl Winter White Dwarf Hamster via Wikipedia. (BLUE) name our puppy // Done! by chadmiller. (RED) Baby Fox by these are only words. (WHITE) Polo the Chow 20 byadrianrhys. (BLUE) 黑枕逆彩 by John&Fish. (RED) Stolen puppy, riding home by Glynnis Ritchie.  (WHITE) Anerable white kitten sent in by Karen M. via Piccat. (BLUE) Poison Dart Frog of the blue variety by ucumari.

Scenes From Yesterday’s Coronation

It was a day of grandeur and majesty as Cutesylvania’s ruling elite turned out to watch King Ace XVII ¼ ascend the throne.  We now have exclusive photos of the royals as they enjoy the glittering excitement of this once-in-a-lifetime event…

And first, here’s Princess Gertrude Hortense Von Mississippi-Two-Mississippi, looking absolutely giddy in her tiara made entirely out of used dental fillings…

Is my face on crooked?

Next, Prince Poundcake Mellon III, Dodgers VI, eagerly awaits the King’s arrival…

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And here we see Prince Oreo Keebler-Pepperidge, Earl of Hydrox, as he watches the thrilling five-and-a-half hour ceremony in rapt attention…

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Our thanks to cuteporters T.U.M., Rachael C. and Julie F.

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