Happy Surrogate Male Guardian’s Day

Traditionally in June, we honor male parents, guardians and caregivers with a special awareness day to celebrate the pro-active, nurturing support they provide.

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Many male caretakers are choosing nontraditional family paradigms, such as this Rottweiler, who coexists in an adoptive interspecies relationship with this wolf cub.

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We utilize this day to celebrate the diversity inherent in these alternative parenting lifestyle choices, to replace negative stigmas with positive flapdoodle, and ensure toenail raspberry crankle gleep blarble mumbity flark gobblety shrdlu.

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Holistically sender-innered by Jacob K.

Corgi Ear Styles—which one is most popular with the ladies?

These corgi pups are wearing different ear styles to see which one gets the most atten-shons.

First there’s Ears Upright (on the left). On the right, we have Ears Down.

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But EARS SIDEWAYS always wins.

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go puppies go andup up and away by manyfires.

This Just In: Puppies for the Troops!

As part of a week-long series of “The Colbert Report” in Iraq, Stephen “Truthiness” Colbert teamed up with Tom “Niceiness” Hanks to send a USO care package to the troops, complete with Tang, ice cream — and a puppy! See the whole hilarious skit here (and skip to 3:22 for the puppyness!)

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Lycanthropy 101

Required for all first-semester students.  Introductory course with emphasis on proper howling techniques.  Schedule permitting, students may advance to intermediate topics such as drinking piña coladas at Trader Vic’s, and hair care.

The Eternal Struggle of Dog vs. Cupcake

It all began when that mean TV lady unleashed the hypnotic power that cupcakes have over the feeble canine mind…

… and soon, dogs everywhere had fallen helpless under their vanilla-swirled spell…

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Wake up, Fido, before it’s too late!  Rise up against your sugar-frosted overlords–before they enslave us all!

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A mind-melding apple turnover compels me to credit Micaela R. (middle photo) and Cindy L. (bottom photo).

Ladies and Gentlemen, Pablo.

He chews on blankies!

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He chews on bones!

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He’s almost A COMPLETE SPHERE!

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Pablo the Pup Ladies and Gentlemen. [huge applause]

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Steve Z., are you the same Steve Z. I think you are?!

When you see a yawn, you have to yawn…

You know how it is when you see someone else yawn?

Since I uploaded these images, it’s been Yawn Central Stayche here.

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Now it’s your turn!

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Yawning AND a sunbeam? Let me revise the above to say it’s now NAP Central Station, Kori C.

It’s got legs

“Ladies, as part of our weekly wine tastings, I think we should try new things.

The 2009 Pupernet is delectable!” [inches glass towards you]

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Kristie G. You’d make a great Pupmelier.

It’s Just an Expression!

“… Now, before you do anything rash here, I think I should tell you the phrase ‘bite me’ is just a figure of speech, I don’t mean it litera-AAAAAGHH!”

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chomp-HANCE!

Nice incisor-on-posterior action captured by Shane Monaghan and found by J.H.

This Just In: Photographers Adopt Tiger

After a tiger cub in a German zoo was rejected by its parents, it was adopted by a family of annoying photographers from the Associated Press, who assigned Bessie, their pet Dachshund, to interview it. Bessie’s six-part series with the tiger cub will air on European TV in June, with American syndication and a book tour to follow.