Turn your computer into a Cute Command Console with Wall of Fluffeh, a YouTube mashup by sender-inner Philip M. Don’t stare too long, though, or you’ll experience a cute, ahh, rapid pressure buildup… a cute, ummm, sudden debilitating capacity shortage… dang, there’s just got to be some short, catchy term for this…
You’re all invited… to Meg’s birthday today!
//THIS JUST IN: Link removed! Prank police made me!
//THIS JUST IN: Look what the office pranksters did to my office this morning!!!///
Creditos: “HedgeDay” by Miss Whitney, “Annoygink!!!” Gail B., “Pup-a-thon” Photo by Carol, sent in by Jennifer K., “I am not a Dunce” by Holly J., “Pinky and G Partying” by Bridget G., “Cats in Party Hats” by Julia C., “Alice in a hamster-sized Party Hat” by Grace H., “Eat dis!” by Phil S., “Slow and steady, with Broccoli” by Alexis M.
//Reposting ’cause image link was broke as a joke//
Calling all cover models!
Peeps over at Orvis are looking for puppeh cover models. You can enter your photo in the Orvis Cover Dog Photo Contest tuhday! By the way, it’s not all about the vanity. All proceeds from donations go to fight canine cancer. Photo winners appear on the Orvis Dog Book (above!) and $500 gift cards :)
//And ’cause fightin canine cancer is a good thing//
“G’wan, punch it, before somebody else grabs it! What are you waiting for — a blessing from the Pope? I swear, if you had even one ounce of initiative, you wouldn’t still be assistant manager at 42, you’d be a podiatrist like your brother… the man I could have married, I’d like to remind you!”
I don’t think that radar detector is conspicuous enough, J.R. S.
…when she he wrote this song. For the Captain and Tennille. Seriously. I bet you did not know that.
A Great Dane Lick-a-thon.
Eye roll, Jamie M.!
Dear Diary: The hardest part of life among humans is their habit of inventing new words. Just when I learn to respond to “play” and “dinner,” they become “fetch” and “num-nums.”
Just this morning, in fact, as I awaited the customary call of “walkies,” I was briefly puzzled to hear them call it “skydiving” instead. Ah well, a rose by any other name, right? More later.
We would love to know what’s really happening in this pic, Nicole B.
Peeps, I just had to re-post this one. I mean, sorry, um… I wanted to run this game-changing action item back up the flagpole to see what paradigm shifts. Mike, take it away; I gotta walk/trot/run to a webinar.
“It has come to my attention that our company is faced with a crisis. Now, I want to be pro-active here, so I’ve called this little pow-wow to make sure we’re all on the same page about this thing.
“Now, men, a crisis is nothing but an opportunity mixed with danger. In fact, it was the ancient Egyptians who combined the symbols for opportunity and danger because they had never heard it before, the word crisis, I mean, but anyway, if we work as a team, we can seize this bull by the horns (or maybe it was the Chinese), and think outside the box to fast-track a best-in-breed, synergistic solution that will facilitate a sea change throughout our enterprise.
“And remember, there is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie … in, er, meat pie, and the anagram of meat is team, and … mmm, pie … I’m sorry, what was the question again?”
I think I used to work for this guy, Kate M.