Friday Haiku: “Oops, We Forgot” Edition

Blah blah blah blah dog
Blah blah blah blah blah blah chick
Blah blah write haiku

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Your pup’s quite a chick magnet, Lauren R.

Cue Overload

My friends, we got trouble!  Right here in River City!  With a capital “T” and that rhymes with “C” and that stands for cute!

Puppies dressed as kittens on Conan

Just when you think you can’t love Conan ANY MORE THAN YOU ALREADY DO:

Tonight_Show_video_linkVia Sparkaru!

Your Guide to Evil Marketing

Lesson Twelve: When confronted with a truly challenging sales assignment, such as a Ponzi scheme, or cans of chemical-laced swill, the savvy marketer will reach for his secret weapon: The cute puppy.

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Simply by placing a cute puppy in your advertisement, you will reduce the brains of your readers to a quivering puddle of Tapioca, rendering them helpless to your diabolical suggestions.

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Musssssst … haaaave … Pepsi, … Amber S.

That’s 112 in dog years

16-year-old ‘Tyke’ was surrendered to a rescue for a second (and hopefully last!) time. Adopter Susan G. snagged his hiney right quick saying: “I am so lucky to have gotten him. You would never know he is such an old man.”

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BONUS: TriTongueHance!

three_big_tonguesOle Man photos by Megan G.

Save me Mr. Gershwin!

Summer-tiiiiiime
And they’re comin’ to get me
Pups are jumpin’
At my cam’ra held high

Oh your teeth are fine
Keep ‘em clear of my Canon
This candid CutePortering
Dumps me on my behiiiiiind

Ehhh, who am I kidding; I’d do this all day.  Thanks to Lucy, Ricky, and my lovely neighbors across the street.

and SPEAKING of impending pup doom…

8O GAHHHH!!

This won’t hurt a BIT. Not one bit.

[paw makes contact]

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I know it’s been puppeh overload lately, I promise to post some other anim-mules real soon, Tiffany C.

Sneak in the Grass

Ensheathed within the dense jungle grasses, the deadly black mamba slithers undetected.  Silently, the cold-blooded killer glides closer to its quarry…

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… and with one lightning-quick thrust of its venomous… fangs, he..

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… never mind.

July 2009 004

Lethally cute, Jessica W.

Let’s play: “Puppy or Bunny?”

Q: Puppy or Bunny?

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Belynda C., let us know when the DNA results come back.

Caturday Cinderella Story

Take one GUESS who’s on Pooper Scooper Duty on a Caturday.

Moi!

Winter 011

The cats are lounging in their hammocks drinking milkshakes and I’m stuck with shoveling their crapulence. I am NOT seeing enough rawhide chew payments for this.

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I hate Caturdays Judy G.!

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