Nose-vember or Nom-vember? I can’t decide!

WE MUST CHOOSE!

First there’s Nose-vember, our traditional homage to the month of schnozzles:

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But then Sender-Inner Ann W. challenged us to consider “Nom-vember!” In light of recent nom-tastic posts, I am tempted to try this NEW DIRECTION!

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But we must hear from you first! Thoughts!?

Got a better idea? Put eet in the comments, Punk!

Blooming Doom

Authorities believe the photographer is also the owner of these cicadas pugs. She has not been seen since this photo was taken, and with the petals found ditched on the side of the road, police are fearing the worst.

I'm Mugsy. That's Bugsy. You don't get no hugsy.

Halloween is a dangerous day.

Photo from Boston.com, via Josh N.

Three Heads Are Cuter Than One

It’s Halloween, and time once again for examples of costumed pet redonkulousness, courtesy BuzzFeed.  A few favorites:

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Why is this iPhone costume scary?  Because it’s in … a dead zone (ooooo-WEEEEE)!

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Now when he was a puppeh / He nevah thought he’d see / People put a hat on him / Just like a boy king…

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Technically, This Isn’t Stalking

Every time I see her, I just can’t look away.  I try to tell myself I’m over her, but then I see that face, those eyes… and that’s when I say to hell with the restraining order…

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Here I am, my darling!  I’ve missed you so much — did you miss me, too?  I got so worried when you didn’t answer my last 47 letters that I just had to see you…

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Wait, who’s this?  Not him again!  I thought I told you to stay away from him!  Can’t you see he’s no good for you?  He’ll never love you the way that I love you!  Never!

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Yes, just the two of us now… Oh, my sweet, how I’ve longed for this moment to come once more… to gaze into those faraway eyes, to kiss those full pouting lips, ohhhharrghthphth hrrarghtphht slobber slobber mmmghpth hmrrphth…

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Alllll rightie then, Julie O.

Friday Haiku: … And Don’t Feed Them After Midnight

A gruesome gremlin
Dredged from the depths to inspire
Your horror haiku

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That looks like a three-towel job, Lorena C.

Knock-Knock!

Knock-knock!  (Who’s there?)
Isabelle!  (Isabelle who?)
Isabelle broken or something?  How come I gotta knock?

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Knock-knock!  (Who’s there?)
Annie!  (Annie who?)
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!

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Knock-knock!  (Who’s there?)
Norma Lee!  (Norma Lee who?)
Norma Lee this is where I deliver the punchline!

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Knock-knock!  (Who’s there?)
Toyota!  (Toyota who?)
Toyota be a law against bad knock-knock jokes!

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There’s something fisheye going on here, Sanchia T.

This is an officially sanctioned Cute Overload “Knock-Knock Jokes” thread!

Like My New Perfume?

It’s called “Delirious,” essence of rotting leaves with just a hint of dead squirrel. The saleslady at Macy’s spritzed me with some, and I just had to have it!

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Eau de humanity, Micah C.

Sunday Schnozzle Snooze

Schnozzle to Schnozzle, on a Sunday. Schweet.

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Don’t make me say “Schnozzhance” because you know I will:

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Stephanie M. I like to think there are tiny Z’s co-mingling, coming from each of their noses

The cute’s gonna cost you

Yannnnnrgh yannnrg yannnrg.

[wraps muzzlepowshe around buck]

It's really going to cost you. Pomeranian style.

Petite Schnozzle Enhance:

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Nibbular, Esther M.!

Guess the Breed

And the winner is… Muffy! Basset Hound! Congratulations! Muffy will be receiving a free wall and desk calendar for her correct answer. I think the schnozzle gave it away.

This little morsel is so small and delectabuhl.

What will he grow up to be? A collie? A German Shepherd? A Chihuahua? A Free Cute Overload 2010 calendar to the first correct answer in the comments!

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Debra D., don’t tell anyone what the real answer is… By the way, you can look inside the calendars here…

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