And Now, Back to The Goodness Gracious Garden with Madelyn Flomberg

Last week, we learned 14 unusual places you can stick a saguaro cactus, but this week we return to the back garden, where I’ve planted these lovely Japanese evergreens. These delicate plants lend a tone of peace and serenity to any gar — WILL THE TWO OF YOU KNOCK IT OFF I’M TRYING TO DO A SHOW HERE SHEEEEEEEESH!

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Via Bruno Caimi.

Hey, Acting Is Hard and Stuff

Take for example the Hollywood screen kiss. You think that just happens? Hah! It takes years of training, breathing exercises, intricate choreography, charts and diagrams, just to create that heart-melting moment of romance. I’m not naming names here, but a pair of A-listers once spent the night in the studio infirmary when they got tongue-tied.

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Via Renee V.

Amaze Your Friends! Confuse Your Enemies!

Be the life of the party with the CuteCo Doggie Disguise Kit!

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Clyde, from Trebz. That is all.

This Was the Best Sleepover Ever!

“(yawn) Good night, Stuffed Moose! Good night, Stuffed Possibly a Platypus! Good night, Little Orphan Slipper! See you guys in the morning!”

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“Our puppy crawled into the pillow and went to sleep,” says Flickerer Zigger_Dog.

And Now, Introduction to Public Speaking, With Your Host, Fheodore Fhistlefhwaite

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Via David James Miller.

He Asked Me! He Asked Me!

This is the happiest day of my life! I can’t wait to call my mom, and text my girlfriends, and go shopping for matching collars, and look for a nice doghouse in the suburbs, and…

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“They’re actually brother and sister,” notes Redditor shes_a_gdb. (Yes, I have no idea which one’s which.)

Oh Boy, It’s a Kitten!

Oh joy and rapture! Now I have my own lit-tuhl friend to hug and play with and love and also hug! And it will sleep in my bed, and eat all my food, and chew up my toys… and… whack my nose when I’m sleeping… and…

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“Was worried about how the dog would react to the new kitten,” says Redditor toniashley88. “I think it’s safe to say he’s happy about it.”

Chill Out, Dude

Yeah, it’s dark and the food’s a little tough to chew, but I’m cool with the climate.

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“Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out,” laments Redditor AmericanCarrot.

Catching Up With Underdog

The kids these days, they got no gratitude. Do they care that I defeated the Mechanical Monsters or destroyed the Phoney Booths? Heck, most of them have never even seen a phone booth. Anyway, I gotta go, it’s bingo night.

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Via kchill0730.

Captain Ameripup!

Yes, kids, it’s Captain Ameripup! That dashing doggie defender of decency!

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… and his loyal sidekick, Dorky!

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