And Now, Introduction to Public Speaking, With Your Host, Fheodore Fhistlefhwaite

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Via David James Miller.

He Asked Me! He Asked Me!

This is the happiest day of my life! I can’t wait to call my mom, and text my girlfriends, and go shopping for matching collars, and look for a nice doghouse in the suburbs, and…

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“They’re actually brother and sister,” notes Redditor shes_a_gdb. (Yes, I have no idea which one’s which.)

Oh Boy, It’s a Kitten!

Oh joy and rapture! Now I have my own lit-tuhl friend to hug and play with and love and also hug! And it will sleep in my bed, and eat all my food, and chew up my toys… and… whack my nose when I’m sleeping… and…

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“Was worried about how the dog would react to the new kitten,” says Redditor toniashley88. “I think it’s safe to say he’s happy about it.”

Chill Out, Dude

Yeah, it’s dark and the food’s a little tough to chew, but I’m cool with the climate.

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“Our Husky Stark seemed a little overheated after his walk this morning, so we decided to tried something out. We regret it now because it is next to impossible to get him to come out,” laments Redditor AmericanCarrot.

Catching Up With Underdog

The kids these days, they got no gratitude. Do they care that I defeated the Mechanical Monsters or destroyed the Phoney Booths? Heck, most of them have never even seen a phone booth. Anyway, I gotta go, it’s bingo night.

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Via kchill0730.

Captain Ameripup!

Yes, kids, it’s Captain Ameripup! That dashing doggie defender of decency!

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… and his loyal sidekick, Dorky!

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Rear Brakes Standard

When Stella gets hot after a hard day of playing, she comes to a very distinctive stop.

According to YouTuber Jody Hartman, “Stella is a perfectly healthy yellow lab, and she only does this to cool down on the grass after she’s been fetching and playing.”

Listen to Your Mother

Ya know, when you’re a puppy, ya think ya know everything. Ma says “You keep making that face, it’ll freeze like that!” Feh, what does that old battleaxe know, am I right? Turns out, plenty.

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Anyway, it could be worse. They got me on a liquid diet, works kind of like a sluice where they just pour the food in. Also, my physical therapist thinks I’ll be able to move my tongue in a couple months, so I got that goin’ for me.

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Via Canine To Five.

Vintage Beauty

“I’m so sick and tired of everyone calling me a dog. ‘Look at that Enid,’ they all say. ‘What a dog.’ So I’m getting my hair done, then a manicure, and then — look out, world, it’s a brand new me!”

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A dog with its fur set in curlers at George Constantinides’ hairdressing salon on Hornsey Road, London, December 1968. (Photo by Paul Fievez/BIPS/Hulton Archive/Getty Images) Via Gizmodo.

It’s the FTD Puppy Bouquet! (Updated)

Are you in the doghouse with your spouse? Say “I’m sorry” with the FTD Fall Puptacular arrangement, including a gorgeous arrangement of rich fall colors, coffee mug, and a puppy. Yeah, that should about do it.

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UPDATE! Bonus extra additional photo that I didn’t notice until just now!

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Via Chris on Flickr.

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