Labricadabra!

Ladeez an gennelmen, it’s the mystical color-changing puppeh! Changes from black to gold right before your eyes. It’s amazingly abricadorable!

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My Toy Ate My Hamburger!

As part of McDonalds’ attempt to lure back customers, the fast-food giant has announced sweeping menu changes, including all-day breakfast, a new dollar menu, and for kids, the Unsettlingly Altogether Much Too Happy Meal.

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Via VKmag (some pics at link may be NSFW)

Man’s Best Fan

Shane is a folk singer for four-legged folk, and when he gives he pet pibble Doogie a private concert, it’s music to Doogie’s ears — especially when the lyrics include “cookie,” “outside,” and “pee.” See more Doogie on Facebook.

Are You a Next-Level Cat? Take this Quiz

A next-level cat responds to unusual situations in novel and unexpected ways, challenging the tired paradigm of feline behavior. Let’s test your instincts with this quiz: Your human has recently introduced a new dog into your home.

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“Chloe is not impressed, she has seen all kitty’s tricks,” says Stefania B.

The Sign of the Four

“… and now that we’ve made the sign of the Pirate’s Cross, we chant five times in unison the ancient Summoning Curse: ‘E’racht Ni’bonng Yig-nagth Kabibble’.” And then, if the legends are true, the bones of Blackbeard himself will rise from this very spot. Remember, I have dibs on a femur.”

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I think I saw this movie, Arne. They’re doomed.

The Amazing Rolling Woofini Triplets!

Actually, you may be surprised to learn this, but one of them’s adopted.

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Totally True Tales of Terribly Tense Terror!

“There I was, alone inside the forbidden treasure chamber of Ali oop-Zamfir. I had just looted the entire collection of first edition AOL free trial CDs when I heard a ferocious roar. I turned, and there were four of the fiercest, hungriest tigers I had ever seen. They backed me into a corner. All hope seemed lost, when…” (finish the story in the comments!)

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Via Adam Rifkin/Pandawhale.

It’s Music to My Ears!

When this puppeh hears her favorite jam, she cuts loose as best she can, yo, the toes start tappin’, the ears start flappin’, to the rhythm of the rappin’, yo, but it could be just clever engineering, ’cause there may be a human hand puppeh-teering, and furthermore yo.

I’m a Watchdog! Get It?

Because I’m a dog, and I’m attached to your wrist, just like a watch, so I’m kind of like a watch that’s also a dog… Dang, this joke was so much funnier before smartphones came along.

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“This means she loves you,” notes Redditor olafwa.

You Had One Job, Rex! One Job!

I drive all the way to the ballpark when I’m supposed to be at the office, buy an extra ticket just to get you in here, we walk halfway around the stadium looking for a concession stand that sells “frankfurters” because you think “hot dogs” is speciesist, so when Manny Mota hits a once-in-a-career homer into our section, you’re supposed to catch the freaking ball!

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Via Reddit/Imgur.

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