Punchlines Only Dogs Get

“Then the rabbi says, ‘Well, if you’re really an ostrich, sell me some life insurance!'”

“If I could walk that way, I’d have enough mangoes to open my own bowling alley!”

“Three: One to screw in the light bulb, and two to sprinkle cornstarch on the floors and windowsills, then hide in the dishwasher and wait for the gnomes.”

Buddy Bulldog at 3 months, taken by his mom, Liz M.

Early Prep for Halloween 2010

“Uh, no, I don’t plan on being a Gamorrean for Halloween. Why do you ask?”

Nah, more Natalie Wood if you ask me, Danica L.

Whispering Campaign

It often starts with an innocent remark, casually tossed away like a gum wrapper. But once a secret is set loose, it scampers from ear to ear, friend to friend, until everyone knows the truth: You still wear Spider-man underpants.

Shh! Don’t pass it around, but David Leip took this picture.

The Curse of the Dream Doll

All right, campers, time for a Halloween ghost story:

She thought it was just a harmless doll, forlorn and forgotten in the toy store bargain bin. But that night, as she slept, the doll filled her dreams with dark and terrible visions. The skies above her were thick with thousands of winged letter carriers, while legions of zombie dog catchers clutched at her as she ran and ran. And then she saw the most horrifying vision of all…

So, campers… what happens next in our tale of terror?

Via Gawker via The Daily What via Buzzfeed via Fox News via your mom.

Come on in, the Water’s Fine!

Here, I’ll splash you a little so you get used to it. (splash, splash)
See now nice? You’ll thank yourself later, trust me. (splash, splash)
OK, now that you’re wet already, let’s play Marco Polo! (splash, splash)

I’m not going in without my water wings, Annie M.

C.O. Dating Tips!

Remember, kids, no matter how hard you try to set the perfect mood — romantic violin music, kung-fu fight sound effects, strangers watching on closed-circuit TV — never try to get frisky on the first date.

¡Ay Chihuahua!

OK, more like ¡Ay Golden Retriever! but that’s not what you’ll say after you see Carrie and partner Jose Fuentes dance the merengue. Carrie comes from Chile, where they have plenty of reason to dance these days. (Caution: Loud audio)

Pup, Pup, and Away!

Oh, I am such a good and noble superhero! You can tell I am a good superhero because I have an authentic superhero cape! You just can’t be a superhero without an authentic superhero cape, nope, can’t do it, nuh-huh, no sir!

Now, I wonder what feats of otherworldly power I shall perform today? Stop a runaway train with my Super Head of Granite? Put out a forest fire with my Mighty Power Piddle? Or perhaps melt an iceberg with my Super Ultra-Mega Puppy Bref!

Ace photographer Jimmy Olsen played by: Artodin.
Plucky reporter-inner Lois Lane played by: Simone M.
Goofiest Superman ever played by: Si-Lay.

A Correction

Due to an editing error, Cute Overload announced that the Annual Unlimited Ear Skritches and All-You-Can-Eat Hamburger Festival would be held October 21. The correct date should have read October 12. Cute Overload regrets the error.

That sad look just breaks our hearts, Stephen A.

So How Do You Work These Things?

Is there, like, a manual or something? ‘Cause I’ve kind of got the front ones figured out, but the back ones… Well, they are supposed to be pointing down, aren’t they?

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