Gareth Grey and the Roomba of Doom!

One by one, the initiates flew in all directions as the Vacuumodium continued its ceaseless unpredictable lurching. At last only Gareth and his bitter rival, Cedric Blackmon, clung for life as Prosciutto von Rosawurst, the pink lord of the Kitchen Lands, watched from on high with his hellhound Trixie. “Give it up, urchin,” sneered Blackmon. “It is my destiny to face the Final Challenge of Ish-Kabongg, not y–”

And with that, he was gone.

This Is Not in My Contract

(Man, I hate when the boss brings her kid to the office, ’cause that means I have to make nice with the little pest or I’ll be working Saturdays for a month…)

Kees Me, You Fool!

Ah am ze halpless to ree-zeest, mah darl-leeng. Ziss loff, eet is deeper zan ze oh-shans, taller zan ze Eiffel Towaire, beeger zan mah outrageous Fronch accent!

Pup or polar bear, Agnes S.?

Sunshine… on your muzzlepowshe…


Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high.
Photo Credit goes to Boo!

Could you zoom out please

Thank you so moshe:

Amy M., that was an XTREME CLOSE UP

Wrinkle in the Grass

Honey, some wrinkles sprouted up in the grass overnight.

Could you go pull them out?

Dave M., try Sharpei-B-Gone next time.

Attempted plinking

This behbeh Pom is hereby guilty of ATTEMPTED PLINKING!

Plink [NOUN] The sound eyelids make when closed; e.g. ‘plink-plink!’


The world can’t get enough of Boo. And by the world, I mean me.

Here is another pic, this time in a filingk cabinet, of the FaceBook-famous Pom pup.

More to follow! Promise!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boo.

A little bird told me about Boo, the redonk Pomeranian with over 30,000 FaceBook page likes.

Boo’s cuteness is SO POTENT, SO REDONK, that we may need to push Caturday aside for once and post Nuthin’ but Boo pics all day. [looks dreamily into Boo's squishy eyes]

Chief Sister Officer, can you reveal the submitter’s name!?


As y’all know, I am a SUCKER for trompe l’oeil pet costumes. The fake legs, the mini “riders”—awesome! Chief Sister Occifer picked some especially redonk ones:

Sure, here’s a direct link!