Outh of Othfice Reply

“I am currentthly outh of the othffice and will return afther Chrithmaths.”

We get the methage, Christina!

Trippin’ Jingle Balls, Man

Well, this explains a few things: According to noted pharmacological journal The Sun, reindeer and other animals eat “magic mushrooms” in order to “experience altered states of consciousness.” Like, say, pulling a sleigh through the sky.

Photo: Rocket the Reindeer by Ellie.

I don’t like this “snow” thing

Ptoooey! [spits snow out of mouf]

Sender-Inner Leah says Sophie “likes snow”. Yeah, right.

Stop Tickling Yourself!

StopTicklingYourselfStopTicklingYourselfStopTicklingYourselfStopTicklingYourself!

It’s “Tickle Me” Minou, from Sara M.

Don’t Ask, Don’t Snorgle

[whispering Sir Richard Attenborough voice]

Rarely seen in the wild*, a Mali monkeh snorgles a Dachshund puppeh… Let’s watch.

*Wild? Wait—I think I see a leash Julie G.!

Floor Patrol

So far, only a cracker, pizza crust, a fuzzy, green, dead caterpillar, and they’re dropping lots of fruitcake. Weird!

Sender-Inner Caitlin says pup Oscar can patiently sleep wait anywhere.

Daaaaaaaaaaah-leeng!

Zo good to zee you! Do you like mah fez-aire boa? Eet matches my eyes!

And now I am ze ready for ze, how you zay, Extreme Close-up!

More adorableness by the Kronche Squared pups from Cindilla T.

MUSH!

I’ve got Christmas sales to get to COME ON!


Another gem from Chief Seestoi Officer!

Daaaad, you’re such a dork

Why do you do this every year? You’re scaring our friends.

Way to blow your kids’ cool rep, Milton

I like the new girl but she’s a little cold

Don’t get me wrong, she’s hot and all, but—

Kinda inflexible, Jamie H.

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