How Cuteness Can Save The World

From times prehistoric to present, life has been defined by the conflict over scarce resources. The strong too often dominate the weak; the many oppress the few.

As we seek the elusive balance, consider the example of our lowly housepets. Blissfully untroubled by matters of size or strength, they are equal souls, sharing without contention or complaint, instinctively seeking the perfect equilibrium of…

… oh, never mind.

Bowzer (dog) and Kodiak (kitty) seem to have reached an understanding, Allegra O.

Ooh, Such a Booping I Will Give You!

When I see a nose like that, I just gotta boop it! I can’t help myself, I’m like a maniac with the booping! No point in trying to fight it, Big Nose — you’re getting booped!

Found on Your Morning Adorable.

What are Your Labor Day Weekend Plans?

I mean besides swinging, what are you Peeps up to? See you in the comments!

8-month old Cockapoo puppy Shin’yuu (Japanese for best friend) was begging to get on this swing so finally, Lisa B. obliged.

A Correction and Apology

As longtime C.O. readers know, we can’t get enough of trick pool shooting, and love to showcase new talent. And so we thought we had when we featured “Lightning Vinnie” Garbanzo, who seemingly cleared an entire rack in a single break.

Alas, it was a fraud. In this slowed-down version of the original video, you can clearly see that an accomplice was used. We regret being taken in by this base deception, and wish to assure readers that this will not happen again.

Our thanks to alert reader Eleaq for bringing this to our attention.

You don’t understand, I really need my beauty rest

JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES! [slaps alarm with paw]

Another Quality Foraged Link from Ant!

Hang On, We’ll Be Right There

Wait up, we’re coming with you…

No, seriously, give us two seconds…

Honest, we’ll catch up, just hold your horses…

Check out how big the blades of grass are…

…In comparison to this prosh 9-week old Beagle-Jack Russell-Chow-Great Pyrenées pup! Can you say Holy Rule of Cuteness #14 Action!? Yes. Yes you can.

Sender-Inner Aiden L. is one of Daisy May’s proud parents.

C.O. Dance Paaaaar-tay!

Oh, come on — you guys weren’t using those brain cells, anyway; it’s Friday. Now get up out of those chairs and dance, dance, dance!

Thank you, butterflize76!

Kitty was Having a Serious Identity Crisis

Heeeeey, Brother Hermit Crab! Sorry I’ve been so absent; Auntie Squirrel was teaching me how to store nuts for winter.

He’s an adorable beaver, Marisa C. Photo by Mr. Beans.

Ohhh Nooo!

Mr. Bill didn’t know what was more disconcerting – the fact that Gumby had turned on him so horribly, or the realization that Gumby’s waxer really had his work cut out for him.

Mr. Bill should say goodbye to that appendix, Rebekah F.