And a Happy Monday to You, Too

Yeah, I had a wild weekend, but I’m totally ready to work armblty mrmfl zzz… Whuh just a few hours’ sleep, here I am, fresh as a daisuggh fnurrff zzz… Whoa so I’ll have those TPS reports on your desk by ten o’cloarggh mumble thud…

Rule of Cuteness #47, Splayed haunch action is cute

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You think that still-life is cute? Check this: ‘TOCKSLEDDING!

And the Gold in ‘TockSledding goes to Amerrrican Drew H.

Oleg Cassini-Approved: Pillbox Pup

Trés chic, Blockhead! But FYI, Jackie Kennedy rarely licked her chops while posing for photos.

What do you mean? I have full bars

Corgi signal strength on left: good

Corgi signal strength on right: not so good

Another great submishe by Ant over at Ant’s Quality Foraged LinksGo puppies go by manyfires

More Drams

Get ready for more drama, People. [shaking head]

Dramatic Chipmunk started it:

Then the Surprise Kittens were all ‘nah-ahn';


Then Cupcake Dog was all ‘way':

And now, this hamster is just shocked:

Save it for your Mama, Alex “Danger” D.

Mastering the “I Miss You” Look

Having found a suitable human family, it is important to keep it on a short leash, as it were, by instilling a feeling of guilt whenever they leave.

Cultivate a wistful, far-away stare to display when your humans leave for work, bowling night, or any activity not centered around you. The use of barriers, like a window or chain-link fence, adds a touch of ironic pathos.

You're seeing a Cocker Spaniel on the side, aren't you?

Photo by ascappatura

There’s a Wookie in our front seat!!!

Raaaaaaaaaaallllghhh!!!!

There is a certain authentic metal sash lacking, Maggie J.

Deep Thoughts

“I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don’t just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.”

Lori S., that is DEEP. Deep Thought provided by the one and only Jack Handey.

Chief Puppeh Officer: Goose!

Where's my mocha, damn it!?!?

My name is Goose and I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted the position of Chief Puppeh Officer at Cute Overload. Meg has graciously given me the use of Sparkster as my lackey, I mean, assistant, so any typos or spelling errors are his fault, natch.

A little about me.  I am of Italian Greyhound descent and am of blue coloring. Anyone who says I look “grey” will be immediately fired. Although I’m only 13 weeks old, I have had most of my shots and bring a wealth of experience to the organization. As a bonus I just had a recent stool sample with no parasites! At the top of my list to focus on, cut wasteful spending. (I’m looking at you, Sparkster…)

Additionally, I’ll spend a good part of my day seeking out cozy sunbeams, whimpering for attention, napping, trying to find the most toxic substances on the floor to eat, napping, chewing on electrical cords and leather goods, napping and finally pooping in closets and other out of the way places. Surprise!

You’ve got to keep the staff on their toes…

Any New Puppy Owner’s First Day

“Don’t give me that look – you know you’re not supposed to do that…”


“Noooo….not that either…”


“Oh come on –how can I say no to this –these are verrrry expensive earphones, so NO-NO….”


“OK, I think we have a problem.”


Toothy, Kim B.

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