This Winter Has Been So Scary!

Even the abominable snow monster is hiding under the bed!

Actual proof of this creature is yeti to be confirmed, Hugo.

Famous Scandals in Music History

1990: Dance/pop singing sensation Milli Vanilli are forced to return their Grammy award for Best New Artist when it is revealed they are dogs.

I, for one, was totally fooled, Hallam J.

If Only They Could Stay Young Forever

Abominable snow monsters start off really cuuuute, don’t they?

More like snow angels at this age, Jodie & Moses!

There’s Always That One Houseguest

The snacks are gone, your other friends left hours ago, you’ve announced “well-p, got that big department meeting first thing tomorrow” at least five times, and still…

Via Gawker via The Daily What.

Invisible Cell Phone

Listening to Mother-in-Law… gabbetty-gabbetty-gabbetty, gabba-gab-gab-gab…

At least this way she can’t pinch your cheeks, Stanley. Thanks, Kacy H.!

Know Your Obscure Superheroes!

By day, Claude Flapscratcher poses a mild-mannered tax accountant for a chain of kosher dry cleaners. But whenever evil flourishes, when citizens cry out for justice, Claude dons his multi-spectral crime-seeking goggles and becomes… InsectiPup!

Cheers Tameka & Sachmo

I Want My Money Back

Seriously, I’ve used a lot of backyard recreational equipment in my time, and this is the worst I’ve ever seen. Slipshod construction, flimsy materials, totally unsuitable for its purpose. First thing tomorrow, this goes back to the store, and I’m never buying another trampoline from those people ever again!


Caveat emptor, Stephanie T.

The Dog Napper

Has caught another one.

And they all catch some Zzzzzz’s, Kina and Michael Y.

You’re On Notice, Mister!

“All right, Tom Nom, or whatever your name is, I’m on to your game! You like to make us animals look stupid by putting silly words in our mouths!

“Well, that garbage stops right now, pencil-neck! I’m putting on my stern face to warn you that if you pull that with me, I’ll monkey fusebox your argyle butterbean frackety garble bibbity-bobbity-boo!”

And the moral, Nieske V., is: Don’t annoy a writer.

Howlin’ Tucker Plays the Blues

Won’t somebody help me, satisfy my aching need?
‘Cause I got a big confusion ’bout the nature of my breed.
I’m puzzled at my muzzle and befuddled in my noodle
Can’t anybody tell me just what the heck’s a Schnoodle?

Righteous, Chief Sister Ossifer.

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