It Seemed Like a Good Idea

They’re getting ready to give me a bath!

Won’t this basket be the perfect place to hide! Right?

Nothing’s worse than a bath. Right?


Better not stain there too long. Right, Evie?

One small, stubbular step for a pup

…One giant step for chub-tubbular pupkind


2-week old Miles is strutting around like he owns the place says Sender-Inner Kirsten M.

And Now, A Bedtime Story

Edgar Lickspittle, it must be said, was not an appealing man. His was the loneliest, gloomiest cubicle in the Shipping department, and the elegant, waif-like secretaries from upstairs always suppressed a cringe when circumstances forced them to visit.

One day, in the depths of his despair, a small blue fairy appeared, perched atop his paper-clip dispenser. “Your sorrow grieves me so,” she whispered to him. “Tell me, how may I relieve you of this torment?”

Edgar looked deep into his heart. “I’m not handsome or witty or stylish, it’s true,” he replied, “but if a beautiful woman would see me and smile — really smile, as if she were glowing from within — that would be all a wretch such as I could ask.”

“And so they shall,” declared the fairy, and with a wave of her hand…

Jackson C. says: “I live in Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia with my 1-year old dog, Gobi. We’re both from the States but we live and work here for the moment. I just had a small party to celebrate Gobi’s first birthday and I snapped this photo of him wearing his Ralph Lauren cashmere sweater and Burberry tie.”

I’m Not Tired Yet

Why are you lying down? You only threw the ball for me 5,673 times today.
Just one more time, Windelynn.

It’s Sing-Along Time!

One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Puppies Who Don’t Do Anything

Every office should have one!

Wait… Every office does have one. IYKWIM (shifty eyes)


Photo via Damn Funny Pictures

I Have a Bad Feeling About This

… so by adjusting the knobs, you can actually vary the temperature? Goodness, what a convenience that must be for people who can’t drink very cold water, you know, sensitive teeth and all that. I must confess, I’ve never seen a water dish this large and sophisticated before, and I really must thank you for such a very thorough demonstration and why are you locking the door and looking at me like that?

Not on the Brochure

If you’re on a cruise and visit a strange remote island and find yourself with tattooed castaways, er contestants, noshing cicadas, weaving earthworm hammocks, who challenge you to mud wrestling, RUN AWAY!


If only it was Candid Camera, Morgan.

THIS JUST IN: Kitten-Spooning Pug Action

Alicia A. gave no explanation for this puggular-kitten-interspecies snorgling moment. She just sent it in to be enjoyed.

Furried Treasure

Oh hai! Guess what? We had fun! You’re going to love this! We made a treasure hunt up and down the beach by burying cell phones, car keys, radios, binoculars, books, water bottles and shoes! And we drew the treasure map with sun lotion on your back while you were sleeping!


Did they bury metal detectors too, Jessica H.?

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