Get the Pupto Bismol Ready

Rejected Soup Flavors!

French Pomeronion
Pawtato Chow-chowder
Chi-chicken Poodle
Split Pekingese
…and the number one rejected soup flavor:

Pugillatawney Soup


Miss Lily Belle says this is a recipe for disaster, Brian D.!

Hardcore Fetch

Sure, any dog can fetch a ball, but it takes mad skills to catch a snowball.


“This is Freda getting all hyper in the snow,” writes Carolyne M.

Won’t you Be My Neighbor?

Mister Rogers?! Is that you?


Would you be, could you be, Ragnar P.?

I WILL GET THERE (Eventually)


If at first you don’t succeed, try. try. try. try. try. try again, Gojee S.

Do You Have an Appointment?

You will need to check in with the receptionist who answers to the receptionist who answers to the pool of receptionists who answer to the president who is in a meeting about meetings.


Rocco, every front desk needs a little bull dog, right Iria C.?

Hello.

My name is Roxie. I will be your puppy today.


It has been our pleasure to serve you, Desiree.

Real-Life True Tales of Survival!

(continued from page 12) as my eyes quickly swept the room, desperately searching for a means of escape. Again and again I called for help, but I was cut off — trapped with an unholy monster bent on my destruction. Every second counted now; the incessant lunging of the beast left me no time to think. It would take only one errant step, one moment’s hesitation, to seal my fate forever…

It’s Time to Play “Dog or Deer?”

Deer: Giant ears, stubby tail, sprawled “Bambi on ice” pose.

Dog: Paws instead of hooves, indoor location, use of “Pups” tag.


Photo of: Sir Oi Pupperton III (Min Pin) by Taylor S., submitted by Matthew S.

You Don’t Say

Wondahful weathah weah having for this time of yah don’t you think so, Phillip?

Oh indubitably, Herbert.

There’s to be a wedding apparently you know.

Yes, it’s all everyone’s raving on about.

Riveting isn’t it?

Absolutely.

Wake us up when it’s over, Amy.

This Might Sting a Leetle Bit

You vant face like Muppets? You come to right place. Dr. Igor Bogus is a professional! Taa daa! You look mahvelous. Pay no attention to my gigglingks.


Be afraid, be very afraid, Josh.

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