Artful Dogger

When Border Collies are too gifted:

“My latest pastoral masterpiece captures the subversive interpretation of canine pathos of duplicity and diaphanous tension revealing a multilayered genius that illuminates my uncontrollable obsession with herding those #@!! sheep into a pen! They refuse to stay within the lines!”

“Should I grow a goatee? Or would that be too avant garde dog?”

A brush with genius, Susan S.

Over My Dead Body

…98, 99, 100 push-ups!

C’mon Uncle Winston, let’s do another 100! One for each of your nose hairs!

Sally and Uncle Winston. Sender-inner Kathryn S.

Meanwhile, at Kyoto Municipal Field…

Welcome back, sports fans, to this tense game between the Tokyo Sumos and our own Kyoto Beagles. If you’ve just tuned in, you missed seeing the Beagles catcher completely flattened by a Sumo runner sliding into home. And so the Beagles have called a short time-out while a replacement catcher warms up in the bullpen…

Another quality foraged link by Ant.

A Tisket, A Tasket

Dear Aunt Gertrude: Things are good here, hope all’s well with you. Little Bess lost another tooth, and Jimmy made Eagle Scout. Oh, and our dog Gracie delivered a litter of puppies last week…

Another quality foraged link by Ant.

Invasion of the Doggy Snatchers

The doggy snatchers always wait until their victims are asleep. There’s nothing to be afraid of. It’s painless. It’s good. Come. Sleep.

Feel free to quake in terror, Michelle S.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Tuck in your corgis

Annie M. says it’s time for beds.


The tongue on our new dishwasher is too small!

We’ll need to get at least a dozen more!

You’re all washed up, Kira S.

Be Considerate of Others!

Don’t leave comfy cushions laying around on the floor.

Somebody could slip and fall!

Quite a shocking code violation, Catherine M.

You Are The One

“Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.”

It’s like MIB meets Elton John, Luke and Jessica F.

Landing Gear… UP!



Matt S. says that Otto is competing in a Portrait Photo contest. VOTE FOR OTTO!


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