Excuse me hoomin, would you give it a little kick start?
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Man, I was so jazzed when Captain Superior first hired me. Action, adventure, rescuing people… he was my dream boss. Now look at him, it’s like he’s on autopilot or something. We haven’t saved the world in months, and lately we just drive around in the Superiormobile and cruise chicks.
I’m jutht sthiff from thtanding in thith thilly thuper thuit, thath all.
Found on Facebook by Constance.
Listen, a bunch of the other guys at the dorm asked me to tell you there’s, well, something about you that you need to know. It’s kind of a loose end, you might say, and it’s been hanging there awhile, but I don’t want to stretch it out any longer, so here it is: You talk in your sleep, and we’re all rather curious about who this “Beatrice” is.
Oh, and on an unrelated note, kudos on the drool thread.
“It’s right foot over left… no, left over right… except after Labor Day… erm…
“Eh, heck with it. Just be yourself.”
So, Dude, when I saw all those waves, I did the obvious thing to do, cowabunga all the way! Primo.
“Thought Cute Management might enjoy this particular video we found on YouTube during our morning computer cute-video-combing!” -Barbara and Paul, Hopelessly addicted to Cute.
However, I have been authorized to compensate you for any damage to automobiles, motorcycles, aeroplanes, livestock, windows, outdoor signage, or public statuary that Master Bentwick may have damaged during the course of his evening’s entertainment.
(Honestly, I don’t know what I’d do without Jeeves.)
Yeah, other dogs do the whimpering thing, or flash the soulful eyes, but when I want walkies I get right to the point. And if I need to leave you a reminder, that won’t be subtle either.
Rita R. writes: “This is my nephew’s Pug named Jackson. Jackson can’t sleep at night unless his leash is in his crate with him. When he wants/needs to ‘go’ outside he will bring the leash to whoever is nearby.”