Posts tagged as: Pups

Six Reasons Why Pets Are Better Than Dates

January 30, 2013 By

Pets snuggle with no ulterior motives.


You expect your pet to sometimes smell funny. You worry when your date does. Conversely, your pet seems to enjoy it when you are especially malodorous, whereas your date does not.


Your pet doesn’t mind so much when you wear matching outfits.


Your pet doesn’t care if you have put on a few pounds, have some extra hair in weird places or if you’re wearing those holey sweatpants. Some dates expect you to step it up.


When you give your pet dinner out of a bag, can or crisper drawer, they act like it is French cuisine.


Your pet will always be happy to see you and will act like it’s been an eternity since they saw you last. If your date is not happy to see you, get a different date. Better yet, get a pet.


In order of appearance: YoYo by Tiffany F, Hank “Hanky Panky” the Tank by Michael and LaTricia P., Mourka by Frank and Anna T., tiny tortoise by P, hungry bunny by Gary and Brenda and chinchilla in waiting by Newhell.

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75 Buck Chuck

January 30, 2013 By

This is 75 Buck Chuck, a wonderfully furry, mushy foldabuhl BLOB.

Wonder how he got his name? Wonder no more. [Is that his ear wrapped around his paw? And where's his face? What? -Ed]

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UPDATE!

Terisa L. is the hoomin behind Chuck..she wrote in to provide us with a helpful CHUCK ‘O’ GRAM.

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Simply Stirling

January 30, 2013 By

On the beach…

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In the living room…

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Or in the park, Stirling is The Man.

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From RaphAnja, “Greetings from the Netherlands.”

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There’s a Mistake With My Order

January 29, 2013 By

I ordered the half-caff caramel cappuccino with whipped nonfat soy milk and a dusting of nutmeg, and I appear to have been served a puppy.


Via Reddit.

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And if You Really Want to Mess With Him, Tell Him It’s a Chew Toy

January 29, 2013 By

Can’t make your dog behave? Tried spray bottles, rolled-up newspapers, without success? Then try Dr. Magnolius LeStrange’s Voodoo Obedience Training!

Just send us your dog’s picture and lock of hair along with $39.95, and you’ll get an enchanted likeness you can torment when he misbehaves! Made a mistake on the carpet? Rub his nose in it from anywhere in the room! Comes complete with authentic voodoo pins, for when you really need to get your point across!


Via Sin Amigos.

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Never Knew What Hit Him

January 29, 2013 By

Holy McCrappersons! Kitteh wuz jus’ minding his own biz–then WHAMMO.

Submitted by the always reliable Mihai F.

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From the “Where Are They Now?” File:

January 28, 2013 By

Although happily retired and living in quiet anonymity in Boca Raton, FL, beloved 80′s beer pitchman Spuds MacKenzie still has a winning way with the ladies.


Via Malkav. (Update: This is not the actual dog who played Spuds MacKenzie.)

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I Asked for a Tiara

January 28, 2013 By

Pink flowers are okay, I guess. Bling would have been better.

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Whether you have a tiara or not, Maggie, you are a Pretty, Pretty Princess. Although you are the only one we’ve ever seen drag her butt.

Charlotte tells us that “Maggie is our family’s little bundle of fluff-joy” and that the pic is by Clare and the vid is by Edd.

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We Don’t Care How Big Your Eyes Get!!!!!!!!!!!!

January 28, 2013 By

…… OH FINE!

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Aubrey D. says Charlie Chubbles loves his bun bun. Follow him on Instagram #charliechubbles!

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Dreams Really Can Come True

January 28, 2013 By

When I was just a tiny thing, I used to go to sleep and dream of driving a car.


Look at me now; large and in charge of this car! Roll down the windows and crank up that song about milkshakes!


Lola Bean Hughes, you are an inspiration to us all. Can we see her license and registration, Stephanie?

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