Ladies and Gentlemen, Tuck in your corgis


Annie M. says it’s time for beds.

Honey!

The tongue on our new dishwasher is too small!

We’ll need to get at least a dozen more!

You’re all washed up, Kira S.

Be Considerate of Others!

Don’t leave comfy cushions laying around on the floor.

Somebody could slip and fall!

Quite a shocking code violation, Catherine M.

You Are The One

“Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.”


It’s like MIB meets Elton John, Luke and Jessica F.

Landing Gear… UP!

WE HAVE…


…LIFT OFF, PEOPLE!


Matt S. says that Otto is competing in a Portrait Photo contest. VOTE FOR OTTO!

You See This Face?

This is the face of, “I would like to ask you a few questions regarding your whereabouts last night. Time to get up and follow me downtown.”


“The name’s Mally, I wear a badge.” Photo of Bassett Hound by Lisa T.

No, I insist.

Dinner is on me.


Bone appetit, Chief Sister Officer!

Pawcious Mom-ents ™

Hi Mommy, I got you presents that we can play with together all day long.


That’s one way to make Mom’s heart skip a beat, Erin C.

Get the Pupto Bismol Ready

Rejected Soup Flavors!

French Pomeronion
Pawtato Chow-chowder
Chi-chicken Poodle
Split Pekingese
…and the number one rejected soup flavor:

Pugillatawney Soup


Miss Lily Belle says this is a recipe for disaster, Brian D.!

Hardcore Fetch

Sure, any dog can fetch a ball, but it takes mad skills to catch a snowball.


“This is Freda getting all hyper in the snow,” writes Carolyne M.

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