Ting! [sparkly sound effect]
Hello. I’d like to talk to you about a problem that affects tens of thousands of household animals worldwide. That problem is SPS — Serious Pet Syndrome.
SPS can strike anytime, robbing its victims of the ability to romp and/or scamper…
… left untreated, the helpless SPS sufferer can only stare pensively upwards.
But with your help, we can stop the glumness. When your local SPS volunteer calls, give generously — a head scratch, a chin tickle, a belly rub — whatever you can.
To prove how Smoosh-X™ Head Preserver keeps heads fresher longer, we’ve treated the puppy head on the left with Smoosh-X, and the head on the right with a well-known competing brand.
See? Even after hours of napping, the Smoosh-X head holds its shape.
But — uh-oh! — the other head is losing its shape!
Test subjects provided by Renay R.
Ya’ll remember Trapezoid Head right!? Well he’s BACK to congratulate the Best in Show pup winner: a five-year-old Scottish Deerhound named Hickory. Check out all the contestants here, and our FAVORITE HERE OMG.
Illustrating Rule of Cuteness #14 perfectly, this lil’ tennis ball + puppy head action won’t last long because this pup is a shepard mix, expected to grow to fifty pounds! He and his puppy brothers will be available soon for adopt-shons in the Twin Cities area if you’re interested or want to help.
Ahoy a puppeh barnacle on board me matey!
Ne’er easy tah scrape off, those squiffy scalleywags!
Puppy Barnacle One was also made to walk the plank. Remember Samantha S.?
Oh wait. Much better now. [Shares nom with pal]
Holly C.’s dog had puppehs, Everyone.