Posts tagged as: Pups

Wrong Order, But do They Come with Fries?

“I said I wanted a picnic basket full of hushpuppies…”

What a delightful error, Peggy W. Photo by Lawrence Shia.

To Serve Pug

Slowly, hesitantly, Olive arrived at a disturbing new theory: The intentions of the alien visitors were not as benevolent as had been originally claimed.

Save us a leg, Heidi A.

This will not end well

“(Oh boy! Look at this big stick that I am carrying all by myself like a good puppy! I cannot wait to burst through my dog door and proudly display it to the food lady!)”

One of the kute kanines under the konsiderate kare of Kaitlyn K.

On the count of three, everyone say, “Wet Wipes!”

While posing for her first official family portrait, Chloe was beyond humiliated when – with all the excitement surrounding her – she accidentally tinkled on that nice man’s hand.

With that face, we bet she pees rainbows, Walter S.

Dogs and Cats, Living Together [Bill Murray voice]

Tiny Pup Penny and and Big Moe Kitteh win this week’s Interspecies Snorgling Award:

Sender-Inner Carolyn O. says her son has used the video at Show and Tell to combat stereotypes. Nicely done.

Hi there, my name is Dug. My master made me this collar so I may speak in 140 characters or les — SQUIRREL!

You always knew your pup was a bit of a bird-brain; now he can actually tweet. At this year’s New York Toy Fair, Mattel announced Puppy Tweets, a collar tag with sensors linked to your home computer via Wi-Fi. The tag sends a tweet to your dog’s Twitter account whenever the animal moves, barks, or naps.

And here’s the… uh… extreme… erm.

Puppy Tweets collar pendant

Twitter!  It’s Tweets for Twits, and now your Spitz.

Olympics Draw Huge Audience; Some More Riveted Than Others

“Curling. What’s up with that?”

I’m guessing this guy could medal in Alpine Lazy, Louisa of Louisa Marion Photography.

Ferris Bueller’s Dog Day Off

“Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. (Although life always seems to move a lot slower whenever I get a bath.)”

Nice faux-hawk, Amy G.

B**ch, please

That’s enough, Danielle P.

He’ll Be Bossing You Again in Approximately 12 to 16 Hours

It appears that Dr. Corgi Know-It-All does not, in fact, know it all. If he did, he would’ve realized that the blue “jellybean” he so greedily chomped down was actually a Unisom.

No one here is advocating the use of sleeping pills on precocious pups who think they know everything, Tim S.