And Now, Everybody’s Grandpa

“I cannot believe the stupid, liberal, nanny-state garbage that passes for so-called ‘news’ these days! ‘Pick up after your pets’?! When I was a boy, we picked up after ourselves! I can see I’ll have to write another harshly-worded letter to the editor!”


“This is our cute little Leroy. Obviously has something to protest against here,” says Candy H.

Dad-gummit

Zzzz …snort …whuh? Who turned off the tv?

I was watching that channel.


Tucker deserves a hard earned nap, Courtney S.

Dreamflight Lullaby

Now shut your wee eyes, lay down your tired head
And dream fluffy dreams in your pink little bed
Soon you will fly in the sky without fears
The clouds at your feet and the wind in your ears


Over oceans you’ll skim; over mountains you’ll soar
But remember, it’s only a dream, nothing more
And when you awaken, you’ll marvel because it
All seemed so real, but it wasn’t — or was it?


Darin & Brooke say: “Viva is a Papillon-Poodle-Miki mix. She sleeps like this all the time (not really). She’s just tired from looking at the weirdos on Cute Overload all day.” Hey! We resembled that remark!

And Don’t Come Back!

That’s right!

Don’t make us come down there and whip your butt! [shiver]


Photo by Flickrer Todd.

Say “Aaaaaaaah”

OK. (together) “Aaaaaaaah.”


Special thanks to Bobbeh for this one.

Animals Being D***s

You must go look at this hilarious GIF-ladened blog of various animals being complete jerks to each other—each page is funnier than the last:


Animals Being D***s was submitted by Travis H.

Bom ba dee da, bom ba dee da

Wah hey there, little lady. Ain’t you mighty purty now.
You new ’round this here town? What say you an’ me saddle up and go westward, ho?

Who you calling ‘ho’ Becky T.!?

How Now, Dow?

Well, if I’m going to ride this roller-coaster market, I’d better do some reading…


Let’s see… Making the Most of Bull Markets, see page 92… Surviving Bear Markets, page 107… Investment Tips for Bad Times, page 210… for End Times, page 666…


Heck, I might as well hide my money under the mattress and hope for the best…


Sell, Dorie H., sell!

All According to Plan?

Pup: What have you brought me?
Kid: Mastaaah,  I have failed to bring you Snausages as you wished.
Pup: Did you seek the cupboard as I instructed?
Kid: Yes Mastah.
Pup: Did you use your mad crawling skills?
Kid: Yes Mastah.
Pup: Then how could you fail?
Kid: “burp”
Pup: …what?
Kid: Nuffin’!


They learn so fast, Todd B.

Volley Good Show!

And now for something completely amazing: Petey the border collie, who serves up volleys in vast volume, using what must be the world’s most resilient nose.

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