I Di’int Do Nuffin’

OK Pupster, did you shred the throw pillows, chew the fringe off the rug and pull the curtains down?

Um… no.


We believe you Duane! Don’t we, Tamara K.?

C.O. Consumer News

WASHINGTON — The Federal Trade Commission today announced tougher guidelines aimed at pet stores, including stricter truth-in-labeling requirements.


Cocoa doesn’t look like a bad dog to us, Janet L.

Keesingk Booth: 1 Scent

Allo kitty-kitty. Yeau are veray, how do you say, curious? Never keesed a chinchilla before? (tail sweeshinks) Come closair and try an exotic fruit-ah!

Waitaminit lady. That French accent isn’t even real. You’re a chinchilla, and chinchillas are like, from Peru, and stuff.

Next!

Allo poopay. What ees youaire plezaire?

I like fruit! Got any oranges?

Oh behave, Sarah K., Kirby (chinchilla) and Lucy (puppy) and Taco (kitten)!

Secrets of Accupressure

Holistic veterinary health researchers have identified a spot on a dog’s body that, when correct pressure is applied, will cause the dog to say “ecch.”

And Now, Back to “Decorating with Dogs”

Hello again! At the start of our program, we saw how to make a stirring re-creation of “Washington Crossing the Delaware” using crepe paper, felt swatches, and a litter of Chihuahuas, and in this half-hour, we’ll make this beautiful Fall centerpiece…


Tastefully photographed by Janie Jones.

Ultimate Staredown

The adversaries locked their eyes on one another, and in that instant, what had seemed to him an unguarded treasure, ripe for the taking, was but a cruel illusion.

Time passed. Birds twittered in the trees outside. Somewhere, a clock chimed two.


Flapjack and Wanda photographed and posted to our Twitter feed by Flickr user Corey S.

Dog Shall Triumph Over Evil!

With one last chance to save the world, it’s Secret Agent Mad Wags, International Dog of Disguise, to the rescute!

“No shady, leather-clad characters in an apocalyptic setting shall escape my X-ray vision!”


They’re messing with the wrong puppy this time. Fools!

Looks like I’m too late! But stay tuned for my next mission, Molly M.; keep’n the bugs outta my teefs.

More Bounce to the Ounce

More bound per pound! More mojo, less nojo! More wag, less bark!


Aaaand in this corner, Sender-Inner Erin’s 11 wk. old Chihuahua weighs in at 1.5 pounds!

Bonk!

What is the world coming to when a pup can’t scamper with wild abandon without trees getting in the way?

Happy daze are here, Ellen Olivia C.

Time, Thou Art a Fickle Mistress

Oh sure, I was young once. The shiny ceramic supper dish, the squeaky toys with the fresh vinyl scent, “who’s the bestest boy?” — I had it all, and it was glorious.

Now look at me. Exiled to the “butt bed” while the new kid gets my favorite plaid cushion, trying to remember the exact moment when it all went wrong.


We’ve seen this scene before, Katie R.

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