How Does She Find Anything In Here?

Lottery ticket, cough drops, scrunchie, banana, measuring tape, ketchup packets, ice scraper, parking ticket, knitting, a fan belt, tarot card, chunky key chain, pizza delivery guy, guitar pick, rubber ducky, mints, a spork, stress ball, sewing kit, gloves…

A-ha! French fries!

Looks like Poptart is he who holds the purse strings, Mary K.

Hey You Guyths!

Whath’s Uuuuuuthp?

I can’t decide if your dog should move to Nerdsville or Williamsburg, Bailey H.

Honestly, What’s the Big Deal?

I mean, it’s not like we ever see you actually use the yellow pages anymore. You have that beep-boop-beep magic screen on your desk for that now. And you haven’t needed a booster seat for the kids since the youngest entered middle school. So what are you yelling and screaming about? Sheesh!

“My dearly departed phonebook. My dogs Keaton and Grady. I guess they were bored.” says Kristin W. And when animals get bored, Rule 32 gets busy.

Apocalypse Bow-Wow

As the pilot steered us upriver, I reviewed Colonel Kats’ file. The Army had sent their finest dogs to chase him, but nothing had come back but rumors — whispers of a cult deep in the jungle, where dogs and mice alike worshipped Kats like a god.

The pilot, a schnauzer named Chase, had been eyeing me nervously the whole trip. Finally he spoke. “My orders say I’m not supposed to know where I’m taking this boat, so I don’t!” he said. “But one look at you, and I know it’s gonna be hot.”

Susan G. shares a letter: “My name is Chase, and I’m a 9 year old miniature schnauzer. Ok… I’m not so miniature. Anyway, these are pictures of me driving my daddy’s boat this summer in Summerville, South Carolina.”

Kissy Face

Aww, look! It’s an adorable darlin’ angel love bug.

And a kitten!

Squee’d With A Kiss, Geneva R.

My Wish is Your Command

“Well I’m the Sheik of Araby,

Your love belongs to me.”

All cute shall fall before Bea, Lisa B.

From the 1976 Sears Catalog for Dogs

For lounging or play, nothing beats the versatile comfort of Floofy Miss™ petite sweatew and skirt separates. Machine-washable Barcron® polyester and cotton.

The carpet’s nice too, Vanessa P.

The Spare Room

When family come to visit they always stay in the spare room.
“Are you comfy Ant Kitty?”
“No, we say Aunt Kitty.”
“Well, she is pretty small.”

Two’s company, Johnathan P.

Dark hair, pale skin, pointy teeth. Must be goth.

Stop vampire biting and face piercing me, oh Dark One!

Stop using my eyeliner without asking first, Doom Child!

You’re lucky, Kitsy S.,  Midna and Laylie are not just another pretty phase!

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Does this puppy have NO OTHER TOYS?!

That’s sour, Crissy G.!


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