I WILL GET THERE (Eventually)


If at first you don’t succeed, try. try. try. try. try. try again, Gojee S.

Do You Have an Appointment?

You will need to check in with the receptionist who answers to the receptionist who answers to the pool of receptionists who answer to the president who is in a meeting about meetings.


Rocco, every front desk needs a little bull dog, right Iria C.?

Hello.

My name is Roxie. I will be your puppy today.


It has been our pleasure to serve you, Desiree.

Real-Life True Tales of Survival!

(continued from page 12) as my eyes quickly swept the room, desperately searching for a means of escape. Again and again I called for help, but I was cut off – trapped with an unholy monster bent on my destruction. Every second counted now; the incessant lunging of the beast left me no time to think. It would take only one errant step, one moment’s hesitation, to seal my fate forever…

It’s Time to Play “Dog or Deer?”

Deer: Giant ears, stubby tail, sprawled “Bambi on ice” pose.

Dog: Paws instead of hooves, indoor location, use of “Pups” tag.


Photo of: Sir Oi Pupperton III (Min Pin) by Taylor S., submitted by Matthew S.

You Don’t Say

Wondahful weathah weah having for this time of yah don’t you think so, Phillip?

Oh indubitably, Herbert.

There’s to be a wedding apparently you know.

Yes, it’s all everyone’s raving on about.

Riveting isn’t it?

Absolutely.

Wake us up when it’s over, Amy.

This Might Sting a Leetle Bit

You vant face like Muppets? You come to right place. Dr. Igor Bogus is a professional! Taa daa! You look mahvelous. Pay no attention to my gigglingks.


Be afraid, be very afraid, Josh.

Are You My Mommy?

Wait, I was about to ask you the same question!


Jayden A. solves the mystery: “Miagi thought our dog Isabella was her mommy!”

For Fresh Breath

I used to chew pine. Now I always chew spruce twig. So fresh it’s like chewing your car’s little Christmas tree air freshener. Trust me.


Did that used to be a whole tree, Mugsy and Stacy?

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Thanks to Our Underwriters

Major funding for Cute Overload comes from the Corporation for Potluck Broadcasting, and from the following:

The Lorraine and Ygnatz Hoongerdoonger Foundation, for advancing research in the field of putting little ducks on top of very large dogs;


and from the Chicken Hypnosis Association, for coverage of the environment, civil rights, economics, science, the arts, and pretty much anything other than chicken hypnosis because to be quite honest it’s kind of a boring subject;


and from the Bad Idea Foundation, helping people discover the power of bad ideas;


And the generous submissions of Sarah G., Sigrid M., Miriam S., and the ongoing support of (say with me now) viewers like you.