The Way of the Ninja

To become a ninja, young apprentice, you must master the art of invisibility. To make no sound, to cast no shadow, calls for most subtle cunning and grace. Failing that, an opponent who is a complete idiot.

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Via Reddit.

“Photo Bomb”, think about it

… “Photo”, as any dictionary will tell you, means, “shortened form of photograph”. “Bomb”, same dictionary, means, “asplosion”. Therefore, “Photo Bomb” means, “shortened asplosion”. We at CO are strongly opposed to this idea!

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Via Mashable.

Two Handfuls of Smiling Chihuahua

Ahh, it was too beautiful outside to go to work today. Dunno how I’ma gonna asplain this suntan to my boss tomorrow – but I’m not worrying about it right now!

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“Hear the sound of multiple headsplodes round the world as this picture goes live online on CO.” Photo by long-time CO Peep, Barbarella, The Mad Cat Lady.

I Like It! So Neeyeaaah!

Oh, you think this getup embarrasses me? Well, maybe I enjoy looking like a four-legged megaphone, y’ever think of that? I’ll bet I can bark for miles now! Cone of Shame? More like Cone of Fame, am I right?

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Via Reddit.

Dear Meg,

CO peeps will be suffering a terribuhl head asplosion today. They’ll be incapa, incasa, incapatasated for years. Please send money.

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Dog & Cat photo from Shutterstock.

Gracias, It Was Nothing

Juárez, Mexico — A throng of excited onlookers turns out to greet Pedro Perro, the lucky one hundred millionth pup to piddle on the Tomb of the Unknown Conquistador.


Via Reddit.

Sounds Pretty Heroic to Us

Martyna G. tells us this is Hector, “He’s brave like a mythological Hector and pretty smart because he loves to open water bottles, eat pumpkin and bark at sculptures.”

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There is something profound in that wisdom. We’re just not sure what it is.

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Cheers, Martyna G.!

If You Only Had a Heart

How I wish that you, my owner,
Would not be such a loner,
Too bored to do your part (loo-doot-dee-doodly-doot)
If you were, you’d stop gawking
And get up and take me walking
If you only had a heart

So put down the game controller
Before I get much older
Get dressed and let’s depart (loo-doot-dee-doodly-doot)
Oh, your feet you’d be shifting
And my leg I could be lifting
If you only had a heart

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It’s Milo!

Hey-Yup! Double Time!

Atten-SHUN! Now listen up, private, and listen good! When I say you’re going on a march with full pack, I mean today, not next week! So cut the dawdling and get moving! What are you, a snail or something?

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Via Reddit.

And Now, This Important Message

brought to you from Maymo, and the U.S. Department of Agriculture:
Pickles are weird.

Via YouTube

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