Breaking Action Eyewitness News Alert Update Bulletin Thingy!

Police in Catburg have announced they have captured the notorious masked vandal, Pete McPup, suspected of leaving his mark all over town. In this photo, we see the Catburg SWHAP team closing in for the arrest.

image

New From Calvin Laboratories

In the wake of their success with transmogrification, scientists at Calvin Labs have triumphed again with the dog shrinking machine.

I Am Yoth-K’bongg, Devourer of Worlds

Desolate and ravenous, I drift through the endless cosmos alone, searching, yearning for worlds to sate my endless desire. At last! A class-M planet with hydrogen/nitrogen atmosphere! Those are the kind with cream filling! With an unearthly shriek of pleasure, Yoth-K’bongg shall feed!

15091728934_b22a78daf3_z

Via tom_bullock.

I Know What I Like and I Like This Slipper!

Hmf rf prflchuh huhwuh urh thruh hruh ghuy hrhur thruh…

15665922006_f6fc729edc_z

Oh, sorry, I said “I’m perfectly aware of the chew toy over there.”

15070274883_fe03d946dc_z

But nothing can beat that “new slipper” smell!

15503775319_cd6893428e_h

It’s Harvey, via Michael Button.

Leftover Halloween Candy

A chocolate kiss! Bonus: Costume blocks orbital mind control satellites.

image

Via Reddit.

It’s Right on the Tip of My, Um, Tasting-Thingy

I can still remember the day we met. She swam by and glanced at me, with a look that was so shy… Well, not shy, really, it was more — what’s the word? — demure. No, bashful… actually, more like coquettish… Flirtatious? Sly? Sneaky-lookish? Hang on, it’ll come to me…

image

Via Animal Planet. (I know, that’s probably not a koi. Cope with it.)

Science Run Amok!

Science ethicists have raised concerns about the project known as the Large Corgion Collider, noting that a mishap could open a quantum tunnel into a parallel universe ruled by corgis.

image

Invasion of the Pug People!

ATTENTION EARTHLOIDS AND HUMANETTES! THE ERA OF PUG CONSCIOUSNESS IS AT HAND! SUBMIT TO YOUR PUG OVERLORDS AND BECOME WRINKLY AND ADORABLE IN THE GLORIOUS PUG COLLECTIVE!

tumblr_nb3ms4dwgW1rylzllo1_1280

Via Fark.

The Things I Do for a Ham Sandwich

“(OK, just stay calm, he’s almost finished, I think I hear him spreading the mayo now… There’s the crinkling of the wax paper, almost time now… Keep it together, focus, just open your mouth and think like a backpack…)”

“When he gets in trouble, this is his ‘time out’ spot,” explains Redditor johneydepp.

Ouch in the Couch

We always enjoy when Aunt Hildegarde comes to visit. She’s so full of interesting stories about faraway places and fascinating people, that we just lose track of time.

Then she gets up to leave, and we realized that’s not all we lost track of…

image

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 18,313 other followers