Ouch in the Couch

We always enjoy when Aunt Hildegarde comes to visit. She’s so full of interesting stories about faraway places and fascinating people, that we just lose track of time.

Then she gets up to leave, and we realized that’s not all we lost track of…


Rock On, Turtle Dude!

When they were home alone, Biff and Leroy would often while away many an hour headbanging to “Bohemian Rhapsody.”


Who Was That Masked Man?

Edgar considered himself a smart and savvy individual, but he still fell for the “OMG that smokin’ hot poodle in the next yard is sunbathing again quick get the binoculars and check it out” trick every time.


Via Dan Zacky.

A Familiar Ring

To earn extra cash for dog treats, Harold would sometimes rent himself out as a lawn ornament.

“This resident of Caerwys managed to bark like fury and still keep hold of the play ring!” says Flickr-er Andrew.

Why Hasn’t He Called?

I… (snif!) I just don’t understand it! He said he loved me! That I was the only one for him! (sniffle!) Now I just want to drown my sorrows in ice cream and watch Lifetime Network! (baaaaaaw!)

Meanwhile, at the Ernst Fleetman Institution for the Study of Uncontrollable Sprinting…

“SoBeckyandGailfromAccountingaskedaboutyoulastweekand (huff, puff) Itoldthemyouweredoingmuchbetterandthatyou’dprobablybe (huff, puff) outinaweekortwobutfranklyIdon’tseeanynoticablechangein (huff, puff) yourconditionAreyoutakingthosepillsthedoctorgaveyou? (huff, puff)”


Next Week, on The Guiding Leash

With their yearlong, multimillion-dollar divorce nearly finalized, Francis and Foofy Finklestein divide their remaining property: three boxes of paper clips and a Yanni CD. Winner gets the paper clips.

Meanwhile, Melanie Boogerwiper confronts shady blackmailer Emil von Waffle, who claims to have photographic proof that Melanie once owned an entire set of the “Police Academy” movies.

And in a secluded room at the No Names Please Motel on the edge of town, forbidden lovers Lance and Sheila engage in a stimulating discussion on the unknowable nature of the cosmos…

Via Petteri Sulonen.

You Know Your Pillow’s Too Big When…

… you walk across it and have to stop halfway for a nap.


“I was fostering a puppy for the SPCA. She was kinda small,” says Redditor twentygreen.

But Then They Fought Over the Last Meatball

Get ready to swoon as a Boston Terrier and an artful Dodgers fan recreate one of Disney’s most romantic moments, the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp.

How to Mess With a Dalmatian

Sit her down, take her by the collar, look her forcefully in the eye, and say “You’re not really a dalmatian, you know. We’ve been painting those spots on you every night while you’re asleep.”


Via Son of Groucho.


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