Dear Meg,

CO peeps will be suffering a terribuhl head asplosion today. They’ll be incapa, incasa, incapatasated for years. Please send money.

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Dog & Cat photo from Shutterstock.

Gracias, It Was Nothing

Juárez, Mexico — A throng of excited onlookers turns out to greet Pedro Perro, the lucky one hundred millionth pup to piddle on the Tomb of the Unknown Conquistador.


Via Reddit.

Sounds Pretty Heroic to Us

Martyna G. tells us this is Hector, “He’s brave like a mythological Hector and pretty smart because he loves to open water bottles, eat pumpkin and bark at sculptures.”

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There is something profound in that wisdom. We’re just not sure what it is.

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Cheers, Martyna G.!

If You Only Had a Heart

How I wish that you, my owner,
Would not be such a loner,
Too bored to do your part (loo-doot-dee-doodly-doot)
If you were, you’d stop gawking
And get up and take me walking
If you only had a heart

So put down the game controller
Before I get much older
Get dressed and let’s depart (loo-doot-dee-doodly-doot)
Oh, your feet you’d be shifting
And my leg I could be lifting
If you only had a heart

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It’s Milo!

Hey-Yup! Double Time!

Atten-SHUN! Now listen up, private, and listen good! When I say you’re going on a march with full pack, I mean today, not next week! So cut the dawdling and get moving! What are you, a snail or something?

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Via Reddit.

And Now, This Important Message

brought to you from Maymo, and the U.S. Department of Agriculture:
Pickles are weird.

Via YouTube

Your Steak Wants Dog

“Uh, look, Elsie… you’re a sweet kid and all, but you’re coming on a little strong for me, so I’ll just — Whoa! Did you feel that? Did somebody just let a snake in here?!”

Flashback Friday

There’s nothing like a fun game of pawball between the Terriers and the Man With a Tail. And wow folks, do we have a very vaudeville pregame show for you! After that, we’ll head over to the concession stand – so don’t forget your bib! Hurry up now, the Terriers are ready for the Big Game and hoping to win by a pair of pantsdowns!

Who won? Who cares?! Via YouTube Clipsnadfootage

One More and We Can Make a Snowman!

All we need now is, like, one of those tiny-head dogs, a Chihuahua or something…

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Catherine C. says: “Took this cute pic of Tigger (bottom) and Sparky Bobo (top). They were beggin’ for our dinner.”

Winter Leaving You in the Dark?

Time for a little enlightenment. Like extra marshmallows in your cocoa, these sweeties brighten up any darkness.

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Milo Meets World
Bunny via Reddit. And, 100% Care-Free (And Nose-free)
Tumblr kitteh from SpoopyGrrrrl.
“Roxie”. From Janny B.