All Along the Watchtower

All along the watchtower, bite marks did appear
But who or what did put them there, we’ll never know, we fear
Outside in the cold distance, a puppeh’s tummy did growl
Suppertime was approaching, and the pup began to howl

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Via Canine to Five.

Take Me to Mercy General Stuffed Animal Hospital, Driver!

… and step on it! (Oh, I just hope the doctors can repair the bite marks in my beloved Flopsy!)

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Via Reddit.

A Tense Moment

With focused determination, Hector stared down the mysterious stranger, his gaze barely lifting from the round yellow object of his heart’s desire. A minute passed. Then another. And another. The interloper scarcely moved as it jealously guarded its prize, but Hector remained resolute. His moment would come. Oh yes…it would come.

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Readers who have enjoyed this passage may also enjoy A Minute Passed.

Live from the “Digging to China” Semifinals!

… and, as we enter the forty-third hour, it looks like Goldie “Shovelpaws” McBlavin is still having trouble getting started…

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Little Deuce Cute

“Well, hello there! Would any of you fine ladies like a ride in my custom-tuned, four-on-the-floor, fuel-infected, five-stroke-penalty, precision-spamulated, drag-queen racer?

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“Buddy, the famous pug, is catching rays in his ’35 Auburn Speedster!” says Flickrer iamazeyou.

Circular Reasoning

“(When I walk in a circle, the chair feels more comfy. Does that mean I’m actually making the chair more comfy? What if there’s no upper limit to how comfy this chair can get? If I keep going, I could experience a Zen-like level of comfyness! We could be talking comfy Nirvana, here!)”

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I Shall Guard this Ball With My Life

This is MY BALL and it belongs to me and it is mine and also I own it and you may not take MY BALL from me and I shall maintain a vigilant watch on MY BALL at all times to protect MY BALL from zombies and ghosts and evil bunny slippers and…

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“He fell asleep with the ball in his mouth,” explains Redditor iBleeedorange.

Meanwhile, at Camp Wanaleekya’s “Salute to the First Thanksgiving” Pageant…

“Why look, Josiah Witherspoon! Our guests have brought with them a sample of the many vegetables that grow abundantly here in the New World!”

“How right you are, Sarah Miller! I believe they call it ‘corn’.”

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“My view before I tasted this sweetcorn,” notes Flickrer Twinkle Enyong.

Oh, Those Glamorous 70’s

Amid the glitter and excess of New York’s nightlife scene, no venue was more exclusive than Manhattan’s Kennel 54. Located in the alley behind Studio 54, it admitted only the top dogs, who waited expectantly behind the velvet rope.

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Via RD_Elsie.

Do You Like My Ears Up or Down?

Me, I’m kinda fifty-fifty on the matter. Could go this way or that. Six of one, half a dozen of the other. Neither fish nor fowl…

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Via Silversnow

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