Where You Want ‘Em, Lady?

Here is a photograph of attractive men holding armfuls of puppies. I’m not even going to bother writing a caption. Seriously, what would be the point? You’re not reading this. You’re looking at the puppies. Then up to the guys. Then back to the puppies. You know it, and I know it, and you know I know you know it. I could just write out a lot of random slot machine flapjack yippity-pow linoleum and you’d never even notice, would you?

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Via Pandawhale.

The Not-so-Sweet Smell of FAIL

All I wanted to do with that skunk was have a frank exchange of viewpoints. But no, Mr. Skunk wanted to exchange something else instead. Why can’t folks just agree to disagree?

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Via Mike Mozart.

Now How Much Wouldn’t You Pay?

Infomercials used to be a bore — but no more! Now there’s two exciting new video clips from the Animal Foundation to promote dog and cat adoption! So curl up in your Snuggie, polish your George Foreman grill with your ShamWow, Bow-Flex that dialing finger and press the play button below! As an added bonus, if you watch within the next thirty seconds, you’ll see them that much sooner! Click now!

Via AdWeek.

Seth Brundle Would Like a Word

Fresh from their triumph with the Large Adrian Colander, scientists at the laboratories of Worldwide Holistic Advanced Technology (WHAT) are about to flip the switch on the first intercontinental simultaneous dual matter teleportation system. Horror movie producers everywhere eagerly await mining the outcome for story ideas.

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Top: July Pastorello; Bottom: Bahador.

Pickles (With Terrific Ear Floppage) & Lilly

IMG_20150304_155106“Here are my dogs Pickles and Lily. Pickles is the blonde one (above and second photo) and Lily has the brown patches. They really love each other (Mostly. Except when Pickles looks too delicious for Lily not to chomp his ears) and make our lives happier every day. They love the videos from C.O. (especially the ones with SOUNDS.) Thanks C.O. you guys make my day!” -Karen H.

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Can It Be St. Puggy’s Day?

Can it? Because I’ve got my little hat and my light-up bow tie and I’ve had two beers already and I can say Irish things like “Top o’the shillelagh, Mother Mockery” and okay more like four beers and I know how to riverdance…

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Via DaPuglet.

You Weren’t Using That Foot, Were You?

Good, because it’s exactly the right shape for my muzzlepowche.

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“Close to the action. Lying on the chef’s foot during cooking,” says Flickr-er Adam Roscoe.

Perfect Binge-Watching Position

Oh, go ahead and laugh, but this totally works for me. Ears, pointing straight for the speakers so I don’t miss a word. Eyes, facing the screen at all times. Head, propped up so I can’t accidentally nod off. And now, time to watch all three seasons of “Doghouse of Cards.”

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“I think we adopted a kangaroo,” muses Redditor bigfootamp.

Dancing Cheek to Cheek

For the third straight year, Fred and Ginger Blipschatz took first place in the Pacific Northwest Wolf Pack Invitational Fox Trot Competition.

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Via Animal Planet.

Anyone Have a Tiny Little Jack?

I think I have a flat tire. Either that, or I am flat tired.

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“Apparently she lies like this naturally,” says Flickr-er Ross Harmes.

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