Posts tagged as: Pups

Why So Sad?

May 25, 2012 By 33 Comments

I am not so sad. This is just the way my face looks.


You know how when some people aren’t smiling or when they are concentrating really hard, they look like they are mad or sad? I am kinda like that.


I get real excited sometimes and jump up and then crouch down into play bow. I mean, you can’t tell in these pictures, but I do.


I think you might be giving me a complex, because now I am starting to feel sad.


Oh No! It’s okay, little Sir Irving Tesla Paddington Baxter (real name), Judy has a nice bone for you and Lea S. is ready to take pictures of your happy face.

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Have We Got Bad News For You

May 24, 2012 By 83 Comments

Thanks for the weather, Biff. Now the local headlines.

Spectacular back-to-back super moon and solar eclipse enthrall thousands!

In other news, police are baffled by recent spate of widespread disorderly behaviour.

Our cuteporter is on the scene:


Because I’m bad, I’m bad…


You know it, (really, really bad)


Yes, I’m bad, I’m bad,


Come on, you know I’m bad,


Really, really bad,


Yes, I’m bad, bad, bad.


Bad, bad, really bad,


And the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again, Who’s Bad . . , Mary L.?

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All Puppies, All The Time

May 24, 2012 By 48 Comments

Just in case you had an insatiable craving for the sweet, sweet Shiba Inu pups. C.O. and Danielle live to serve!

Streaming live video by Ustream

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Puppy Tales – Marple

May 22, 2012 By 72 Comments

Once upon a time there was a very nice puppy named Marple.

As you can see, Marple was attractive, photogenic and had a great disposition. The problem was that Marple had a metal growth on her head.


There were times that Marple wished the metal thingy wasn’t there because it made it very difficult to go underneath couches, beds, doors and the like. Those are some of the very best places on earth to a puppy. Marple never complained, though. She was a very good dog and did her best to enjoy every minute of her life.


Perhaps it was Marple’s good nature, in spite of her adversity, that caught the attention of The Cute Overload Fairy. The Cute Overload Fairy snuck up behind Marple and waved her cute and sparkly wand and just like that, the metal thingy was gone!


Marple looked around. How did this happen? She didn’t know, but being a polite pup, Marple pointed her snout in the air and said, “Thank you very much!” She felt a faint *boop* on her nose and a quiet, “You’re welcome.”

Marple was so excited, she immediately ran around testing all of the things she could get under.


Marple, Paul, Charlotte and Nat S. lived happily ever after. The End.

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The C.O. Guide to Home Renovation

May 22, 2012 By 64 Comments

When updating your wallpaper, it’s very important to remove old wallpaper completely. The best method, surprisingly, is a solution of hot water and fabric softener. The worst method, not surprisingly, is to leave your dog home for the weekend with Original Works for Theremin playing on an endless loop.


More Rule 32 action from Mary L.

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An Animated Quarter Century

May 22, 2012 By 28 Comments

According to Kotaku, May 21 was the 25th birthday of the animated GIF, those grainy silent loops that turn your computer into a 100-year-old penny arcade. And what better way to celebrate than with some loopy animal hijinks?


     
     

(Caution: Web sites distributing GIFs may contain NSFW content.)

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Oceans 1

May 21, 2012 By 54 Comments

It was the biggest heist they’d ever pulled. It required stealth, ingenuity and teamwork. In the end their thirst for crime (and water) was quenched. Well, at least for one of them.


Security camera footage by Mary L.

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Tattle Tale of Two Pups

May 20, 2012 By 23 Comments

One day Puptot and Pupteen were playing outside when Puptot said, “Time out! I have an itch!”

Puptot scratched the itch, “Ugh. I can’t reach it! Will you scratch my back, Pupteen?”


So Pupteen thought, “Ah, it’s such a nice day. I think I’ll tease Puptot.”

“You have an itch? UH OH. You know what that means. Mom’s gonna give you a bath! And shave you! And put stinky lotion on you!”

(“Heh, heh, heh”)


“Moooooooooooooooooooooom!”


Luckily, Mom was nearby, and being loving and wise like good Moms everywhere she said, “Oh dear. I’m so glad you told me. Looks like I will have to give you a bath and shave you and put goo on you and dip you in sugar and pop you in my mouf and eat you right up!”


We’ll scratch your back if you scratch ours, pauxcide.

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The Ignoble Life of the Professional Sports Mascot

May 20, 2012 By 56 Comments

I tell people what I do, and they always go wide-eyed like it’s some kinda dream job. Yeah, as if. Try sweating under forty pounds of fur and fiberglas while some dipstick in a chicken suit pounds you with a rubber mallet and then get back to me.

Don’t get me wrong; it’s not all bad. The hours are convenient. Beer’s half price. Sometimes I put on the head and drive around, y’know, just to mess with people. But seriously, if you’d told me I’d be doing this, I’d have shown up more in college.


“This is a photo bomb with my boston terrier Porkchop,” writes Katherine M.

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New Cooking Show Cast Announced

May 18, 2012 By 35 Comments

In an incredible new twist, everybody’s favorite cooking show, Grrrillin’!, will be partnering with the Munchkins next season!

We were able to sneak into rehearsals and snap this photo of the newest cast member.


Steve, the Corgi, can put his pants on, really fast, Ant.

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