Science Run Amok!

Science ethicists have raised concerns about the project known as the Large Corgion Collider, noting that a mishap could open a quantum tunnel into a parallel universe ruled by corgis.

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Invasion of the Pug People!

ATTENTION EARTHLOIDS AND HUMANETTES! THE ERA OF PUG CONSCIOUSNESS IS AT HAND! SUBMIT TO YOUR PUG OVERLORDS AND BECOME WRINKLY AND ADORABLE IN THE GLORIOUS PUG COLLECTIVE!

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Via Fark.

The Things I Do for a Ham Sandwich

“(OK, just stay calm, he’s almost finished, I think I hear him spreading the mayo now… There’s the crinkling of the wax paper, almost time now… Keep it together, focus, just open your mouth and think like a backpack…)”

“When he gets in trouble, this is his ‘time out’ spot,” explains Redditor johneydepp.

Ouch in the Couch

We always enjoy when Aunt Hildegarde comes to visit. She’s so full of interesting stories about faraway places and fascinating people, that we just lose track of time.

Then she gets up to leave, and we realized that’s not all we lost track of…

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Rock On, Turtle Dude!

When they were home alone, Biff and Leroy would often while away many an hour headbanging to “Bohemian Rhapsody.”

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Who Was That Masked Man?

Edgar considered himself a smart and savvy individual, but he still fell for the “OMG that smokin’ hot poodle in the next yard is sunbathing again quick get the binoculars and check it out” trick every time.

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Via Dan Zacky.

A Familiar Ring

To earn extra cash for dog treats, Harold would sometimes rent himself out as a lawn ornament.

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“This resident of Caerwys managed to bark like fury and still keep hold of the play ring!” says Flickr-er Andrew.

Why Hasn’t He Called?

I… (snif!) I just don’t understand it! He said he loved me! That I was the only one for him! (sniffle!) Now I just want to drown my sorrows in ice cream and watch Lifetime Network! (baaaaaaw!)


Meanwhile, at the Ernst Fleetman Institution for the Study of Uncontrollable Sprinting…

“SoBeckyandGailfromAccountingaskedaboutyoulastweekand (huff, puff) Itoldthemyouweredoingmuchbetterandthatyou’dprobablybe (huff, puff) outinaweekortwobutfranklyIdon’tseeanynoticablechangein (huff, puff) yourconditionAreyoutakingthosepillsthedoctorgaveyou? (huff, puff)”

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Next Week, on The Guiding Leash

With their yearlong, multimillion-dollar divorce nearly finalized, Francis and Foofy Finklestein divide their remaining property: three boxes of paper clips and a Yanni CD. Winner gets the paper clips.

Meanwhile, Melanie Boogerwiper confronts shady blackmailer Emil von Waffle, who claims to have photographic proof that Melanie once owned an entire set of the “Police Academy” movies.

And in a secluded room at the No Names Please Motel on the edge of town, forbidden lovers Lance and Sheila engage in a stimulating discussion on the unknowable nature of the cosmos…

Via Petteri Sulonen.

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