THIS JUST IN: Police have very little to go on in the sudden, unexpected death of “Lamb Chop.” Here’s the last known photo of Lamb Chop, (above) with a companion known only as “Chloe.” Police were called to the scene after reports of loud TV audio, reportedly Shari Lewis Show reruns. Chloe denies any involvement. More on this as the story develops.
(“My dog Chloe got an awesome lamp chop toy from her auntie Wendy. Chloe immediately fell in love, until lamp chop was brutally murdered….love is tough!” -Namiko.)