“My Body Is My Canvas. I’ll Never Stop Expressing Myself.”

image1Rootbeer The Frenchie makes a return visit, and after C.O., his next stop is likely the bathtub. “We live in Alabama where the dirt is red and stains everything,” says Brittany E. “You better believe Rootbeer loves to cake his nice white fur with it. But he is pretty Cute even when he looks like he dove face first into a bag of Cheetos™. Rootbeer says “My body is my canvas. I’ll never stop expressing myself.”

Chico IS The Man 2.0

photo“This is Chico enjoying a sunbeam. I think his nose looks like a delectable pink berry. I took this photo.” -Julie H.

So, U Thought Ewoks Weren’t Real, Eh?

Think again. This is Munchkin The Shih Tzu.

FAVE FRAME™!

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FF c/o HuffPo.

In The Big J: Things Are Not Always What They Seem To Be

[*Note: the premise of this post requires you to scroll -slowly- through the images. -Ed.]

To start off, you might think “Oh, this lady has a nice hairstyle.” Right?

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Some kind of sweater or high-collared jacket thing on, too. Fine.

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OK?

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Hmmmm.

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Aha! Side-Eye!

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RN24 and Andrew Y: joined at the hip.

Can You Say “Rule 97?”

You sure can. This is Pony, everyone- a prime Nosevember candidate, too. “Rule of Cuteness #97: “Head To Body Ratio: If your head is exponentially larger than the rest of your entire body, that’s Cute.”

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As seen on Facebook.

Look Closely 2

PoodleTime for another edition of Look Closely. Maybe we need to adjust the contrast on this one. Or the color. Or the Gamma Saturation. Or…something.

Arbroath.

Jack

Muppet Dog“So, about 8 years ago, we met Jack The Mystery Terrier at the shelter. He was about 12 weeks old and as far as we can tell, he’s a cross between a Build-A-Bear and…Tub Floof.”

[*Note- the original photo shown above was titled “Muppet Dog,” so there’s that, too. -Ed.]

“We adopted him mostly due to a series of shameless lies that involved his ability and eagerness to do laundry and windows. By the time we realized we’d been swindled, it was too late to take him back. Here’s Jack as a puppy so you have an idea of the level of grifter we were up against.” -Michelle B.

Charlie’s MAXIMUM Look Of Disapproval

unnamedYa really don’t see many puppehs with the Look, right? Well, meet Charlie, who is quite (un)happy to disprove that theory. Marissa W. says “I’d like to submit for cute consideration my pseudo-dog-in-law (boyfriend’s parent’s dog) Charlie, who is a girl Golden Retriever. She also goes by Chuck, Bob, and Charliepants. Photo by her dog-mom, Pam.”

The Rules Of Cuteness Noodle

Noodle_shiftyeyesNoodle is back, and he brought the Rules Of Cuteness with him! Let’s see what we have here: first, the feature photo above has so much Side-Eye it’s amazing. (Also #41: Exposing a vulnerable area is Cute.)

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And here we have some #48: Tiny tongues are Cute.

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There’s no Rule for Billy Idol Hair..maybe there should be.

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And below, plenty of #20: Showing your paw pads is Cute.

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“Noodle loves stuffed food plushies, walks in the park and hugging his Toe Beans. He’s not the biggest fan of being in costume.” -Zlata and Don.

Kid, Pay Attention!

[Here’s how you work that thing. Now, watch what I’m doing- there’s a test later. Wait- you can’t write. Or read. Or speak. Never mind about the test part.]

22 Words.

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