Oh, you did not just send this in!

Madi! Madi! Com’mere here Girl! C’mere! Commmme on!

Look at the bumper stickie! Look at it!

Paws up, Madi! Good girl! paws UP! [holds up treat]


ooooooh, Loooook, Madi! Loooooooook!

Sniff the sticker, Madi! Look at eeeet!


Stephanie M.—I lof you so moishe. HOORAY for the bumpère stickères!


Oh, you did not just do that

These images must be a part of some suhweet coffee table book.

The question is, WHERE CAN I GET ONE!? Someone must recognize it! Please write back in the comments! Holy precise cutting, People. The strawberry kees is hilarious.





John L.! Great find. The question remains, who deed eet!?

// UPDATE — The perpetrator appears to be none other than Saxton Freymann, and a number of his books can be found on Amazon.com.//

Mo’ Merch: Just in time for Valentine’s ordering

People, the response has been so great on our first round of "Bumpère Stickères" that I’ve added another half-dozen stickers JUST in time for your Valentines Day needs.

Witness if you will, many new options; an invitation to snorgle, the rallying cry: "’Tocks Up!", our homage to Slashdot.org and more. W00t!

Check them out


The most popular bumper sticker so far is….


The Blue one!

Just sayin’.



Bumpersticker overload

Holy 10 by 3 Vinyl UV-resistant Proclamations, People, it’s complete and total BUMPER STICKER OVERLOAD. And it’s coming your way. Now, for only $3.50 US dollars, any of these fine stickers can be yers.

Choose from the "Paws Up" paws or the Hamster/Flower combo.

Yay pic!


Hmmm, what other leetle animals can we put in the "o" of "Overload!? The possibilities are endless.

Bumpère Stickère

Now available!

$3.50 USD + shippin’!

Start the New Year off right with YOUR PAWS UP, PEOPLE! Or, drive your father crazy by sticking it on the back of his new Lexus! It’s a win-win.


All transactions are handled by Café Press. I have ordered and checked the quality muhself, and was impressed with the durable, bleedproof vinyl, generous 10 X 3 size and fadeproofedness. 😉

Rare Hamraku Spotting

Roving Cuteporter Chief Sister Officer spotted this two limbed nugget nestled among the astroturf lined shelves of Tokyo toy mecca Kiddy LandImg_1060_2Calling all Japanese Cuteologists to translate exactly what this little dude is up to here! Arigato!

redonkulous cup-cakery

The redonkulousness continues over at The Pixel Girl Shop. I mean, Happy cinnamon buns and cupcakes are devilishly eyeing themselves at their own deliciousness! The happy toilet paper is another story alltogether.


No one sent this one in, I just saw how cute the ad was on the right side of this site. Honest ta Gawd.

It’s Nautastic!

"The Octonauts" a new book from the fine folks over at Meomi is OUT. Lots of rich desktops and colorin’ book pages are out too. Wot a delight!



Please check out this hilarious pillow character "Honk Honk Ashoo" (with tiny pillow ears!!!) READING A BOOK ABOUT HIMSELF!


"defenestrator", nice redonk link. Honkhonkashoo created by Ralph Consentio 😉 Apparently available at Target, too! Holy crapulence!