I, For One, Welcome Our Cute Robot Overlords

And now, witness the ultimate battle for cute-premacy, between mutt and machine.  In this corner, fighting for Freedom and Justice: Nervous Yappy Little Doggie;  in the other, representing the Soulless Forces of Evil: Entertaining but Otherwise Functionless Robot. WHO WILL PREVAIL?  PUPPER … OR PLASTIC?

Oh, I almost forgot: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!! (either or both)

!!! H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y M E G !!!

Please accept this leetle gift on your special day!

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XoXoXo,

Sparky + C.S.O.

Linux H4x0rs in thuh hizzle

Check this out, Linux Source magazine is getting its cute on with the July 2008 cover. Whoa! [Say in Keanu Reeves voice]

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C.O.X.L.M.C.U.:  Whooooaa!  [say in Mike Myers voice]

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Obligatory triumphant h4x0r:

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Scott N., thanks for the scr33n c4pp4g3!

[Here's the CO post shown on that cover, by the way.  Well spotted, Erin! - Ed.]

C.O. Style Watch!

From the hustle and bustle of New York’s Fashion Week, to the prêt-à-porter shows of Paris, one word is on every designer’s lips this season — CAMOUFLAGE!  Yes, camo is the way to go for the modern woman who wants to stand out by blending in.  And here’s Bambi, looking sassy for summer in her one-piece camo sundress with pink trim and matching ribbon.  Completing the ensemble is a lovely "dead mouse" evening bag by Mr. Squeakwell of Limburger Street.

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She’s a vision, Forest W.

Episode Nine: Peril in the Cupcake Swamp

Suddenly, the jungle grew still. The birds in the treetop canopy above us ceased their endless chattering and worriedly began to scan the distant horizon. “It’s no use,” I sighed, exhausted. “The surface is too smooth in every direction! There’s nothing to grab hold of!”  It was then that Julietta began to thrash about in panic. “Don’t struggle, Miss Greenaway!” shouted Professor Dawkins. “It will only cause the frosting to drag you down faster!”

But it was only the sudden rumbling of the ground that made her stop. We felt it again, then again — a dull vibration coursing through the forest floor, clearer and closer with every step. The birds scattered into the skies in terror and the monkeys disappeared chattering into the trees. There was a rustling behind me and then we saw it — the creature known by the natives as besta distorcido da selva: Fuzzy Beast of the Jungle.

Julietta screamed and struggled anew. “NO!” yelled Dawkins, but it was too late — the monster had noticed us. It lowered its massive head, and it was then that I saw them: The whiskers. They were our only hope now. “Grab onto my shoulders!” I told the others. “We’ve got one … last … chance.”

Will our heroes survive? View the entire thrilling episode at Picasa!

Dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

The suspense is killing us, Laurie R!

OMG PONIES!!11!

[Please note!] Paw is clutching Butterscotch Fire-mane Sunny-times Ass Tattoo Pony!

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Download and sing the My Little Pony theme with me!

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Isn’t the world a lovely place
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Everywhere you go, a smiling face
Running and skipping; merrily tripping
Watching the morning unfold
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What does the future hold?

Thanks for the earworm jingle, Amber!

Baroosday Embroidereh

Now that you have your SUITE of Caturday pillows and Caturday underwear all stitched up, the next logical step is: Baroosday!

You can whine and complain [Barooooooo!] to a Baroosday pillow all day long. OR, you can cock your head to one side and say "Baroo?" Your choice.

Download Baroosday 2 sided transfer design here!

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Hey Maria Ruth, please talk to Walmart about taking these worldwide. KThnx.

Oh, just turn the knife would ya

More proof positive today that the Japanese continue to kick our tiny American asses in the Cuteness depahtment. Hello Kitty is now an official Tourism Ambassador of Japan.

Look at this guy in the middle. Victory is HIS, clearly.

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Thanks a LOT CNN. And Sender-Inner Kimberly S. Thanks.

Um, Raturday would’ve been sooo much better.

"They don’t even DESERVE their own day, you knuh?" [Say in best rat-vallery-girl accent]

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Caturday Critics, originally uploaded by l33twave.

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Ruhmember that sweet downloadable Caturday embroidery pattern!? WELL SOMEONE DEED EET!

The hilariousness continues over at her Etsy store.

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"Perfect for hitting the Farmer’s Market on a Caturday" OMG

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I’d like to order ONE MILLION OF THEM. Great job, Emily S.! :D

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